USB C IS A GODDAMN MEME

USB C IS A GODDAMN MEME

I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO CHARGE MY PHONE AT NORMAL SPEEDS FOR DAYS BECAUSE THE PORT IS FILLED WITH CRAP AND I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING RIGID ENOUGH AND THIN ENOUGH TO CLEAN IT OUT

MICRO USB NEVER HAD THIS PROBLEM

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Stop being unsanitary pig

>clothes don't naturally produce lint

What the fuck are you talking about. My µUSB port would always get pocket lint in the bastard and it was nearly impossible to get out.

>being actually and seriously retarded

I've never had this problem.

Unironically get better clothes/proper jeans

Take a sewing needle and carefully hammer the egde round a bit (2-3 hits should be enough). Should be sufficient to clean your port. Good luck.

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Maybe you're a fucking retard

My P20 pro charges from 50-90% in 15 minutes. I only have to charge my phone for fucking 20 minutes a day and it would never die

take a needle fucking retard

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>I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING RIGID ENOUGH AND THIN ENOUGH
use a needle you retard

interconnecting ports are shit in general.

>Stop being unsanitary pig

Stop being, unsanitary pig
Or
Stop being an unsanitary pig
???

why can't they just make one UNIVERSAL port that isn't shit REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>can of air if covered in dust
>unplug system, douse port with 3 drops of rubbing alcohol, then dry with can of air and let sit for 20 minutes before attempting insertion

was that so hard?

stop being unsanitary, pig

>being illiterate
if I had a sewing needle, or access to one, i would've used it by now

>being so poor and dirt that your clothes are constantly falling apart and getting into your electronics
This sounds like a (You) problem.

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If you don't have a sewing needle in your home and you can't access to one, you should probably kill yourself because your life is a failure.

>implying i'm at home

I probably wouldn't have even noticed if I was because I wireless charge at home

can't you just use the sim removal tool that came with your phone?
that's what I do

Get a needle (the ones for sewing).

I literally had this exact problem and ruined a phone, with micro USB.

It actually started to smoke, so I unplugged it, but the damage was done.

Literally had that happen to me last week.. find a fucking needle. Fucking zoomer

>this triggers the normie

>micro usb on old phone breaks
>charge wirelessly for a year
>buy new phone with USB C
>buy magnetic adapter
>breaking or clogging now nearly impossible

I don't care if it's supposed to be more durable. Now I'm safe from my own stupidity.

Kinda like prepping for anal sex.

Use a can of compressed air. Jesus people just get dumber ever year.

use the pocket knife from your edc

How the fuck even? I live in a hot dusty area and my $20 walmart pants are constantly full of lint and yet I never have this problem..

Jesus Christ, user, you don't even have a fucking needle?

If you're not at home, what's holding you back from swooping in to a dollar shop and just buy a shitty needles pack?
>Inb4 at work
You shouldn't be playing on your phone anyway then.

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not him but i wash my hands constantly so i'm always seeing microsoft flakes of skin all over my keyboard, could be anyone's problem

I've literally never had this problem in my life and I use a MBP with four usb-c ports, along with an usb-c phone.

>he doesn't wear blue jeans, ever

Just stick your tiny dick in the port and swab it out. Your dick is big enough to swab the port out with right?

>stick a peice of metal in a port that has electrical connections
>t. brainlet

>JAM A HUNK OF METAL INTO THE SENSITIVE FRAGILE ELECTRICAL PORT
>THAT'LL FIX IT
The absolute state of Jow Forums

I do, but my jeans don't break apart and go into my USB-C ports.

Works for me fixed my s8 not fast charging

>I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING RIGID ENOUGH AND THIN ENOUGH TO CLEAN IT OUT

Have you tried using your dick?

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I don't think OPs dick would be rigid enough

A hole is a hole. I use a case and have never had issues with my phone being clogged with lint. I suggest sucking it really hard, this thread tells me that's something you're real good at :^)

How are you guys so fuckin dirty