This Indian kid in my class keeps asking me if I can send him my c++ program. I want to tease him by sending him my .exe, but want to fuck up his PC. How do I do that? I have no tolerance for cheaters.
This Indian kid in my class keeps asking me if I can send him my c++ program. I want to tease him by sending him my...
Michael Rodriguez
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Caleb Smith
Make an exe that turns his computer off lol. Idk how to program desu.
Christopher Morris
That’s pretty good. Im sure I can figure that out.
Parker Wright
Dealt with this kind of classmates in the past. Just pretend you have not done it yet or you don't know the solution.
If the code base is large enough feel free to sneak a few bugs in.
Hunter Wright
Same, had dropkicks asking if I understood anything, they didn't show up in class for the teacher to explain, why should I waste my time explaining it to them
Jose Anderson
Send them a exe for team viewer and ask them to do the needful.
Oliver Hall
just install a keylogger and when he eventually logs into facebook, just steal his password. log in as him, and then just start posting furry porn.
David Jenkins
the absolute state of Jow Forums
Nathan Richardson
You could just make a fork bomb if its enough to crash it once and you don't want to put in much effort.
Caleb Mitchell
Tell him it's a program to connect to others' computers via the tech support scam.
Brayden Sanchez
Just tell him to fuck off.
Kevin Cooper
Hopefully with better English skills and less poo.
Cooper Turner
Agree. OP should not provide any source code anyway. He may well be the one who gets in trouble with the teacher (how s/he will react to 2 slightly different versions from 2 students).
Ryder Brooks
Put Windows ransomware on a USB stick from a Linux machine that doesn't have WINE installed and give that to him.
Landon Torres
just obfuscate ransomeware in the source. he wouldnt know any better
Jason Baker
Install a keylogger to figure out his fetish and his phone number, then kinkshame him via texting a month later.
Camden Hughes
Inject your exe file with a Rat and send it to him then decide what fun to have: keylog, file downloads, etc.
Adrian Taylor
#include
int main() {
system("shutdown /s");
return 1488;
}
Adrian Hernandez
Find one of those prank programs that randomly moves the mouse and changes keys/mouse buttons to install as a service on his computer.
Aiden Brown
>return 1488;
Wyatt Wright
Tell him no, then ask where his problem is, then suggest to him the method you found to overcome the problem
Leo Martin
Replace all the icons with the poo emoji
Replace all GUI text with the poo emoji if it supports unicode
Change the wallpaper to poo in loo
Benjamin Hill
>faggots asking you to do their work for them
You are literally in competition with these kinds of people for jobs and grades. Do not ever help them. In fact it would be better if you could get into their heads and make them accept failure. Tell this guy the question is really complicated and that it's okay if he doesn't get it. Put him into a mindset of giving up.
Ryan Russell
Send him your code, with all semi-colons replaced with greek question marks (visually identical). Compiler error on almost every line.
Mason Walker
based
Bentley Davis
1. Bury this deep in a header of yours: #define int char
2. Don't qualify main: main(){...}
Joseph Smith
Dis
Luis Wright
Just compile somwthing that syscalls rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
Dylan Rivera
THE QUADS HAVE SPOKEN, WE MUST OBEY
Matthew Rodriguez
And get reported for racism, if you live in Murrica/UK.
I'm a pajeet but honestly, just stick to switching the PC off or deleting random files. Your society is too uptight to handle banter and the pajeet might be aware of that if he wasn't born in India.
Justin Gomez
>using unicode
Christopher Thompson
excuse yourself that telling you have a poop fetish and you love him. That was your confesion. Now you are gay and missunderstood, all leftist fags are with you now. Problem solved
Matthew Myers
make something that modifies the hosts file to redirect google and stackoverflow to localhost or something
Blake Walker
Just say no dude. What are you 12?
Michael Nelson
UTF-8 is the new standard for source code.
There is no reason to still use ASCII.
Oliver Collins
are you ever really in competition for grades
if that were the case students wouldn't even share class notes, tell others about better books etc
Angel Jones
At the end of the day, it's your resume against theirs. If they make it without dropping out, it's one more person to compete with.
Aiden Lewis
>I want to tease him by sending him my .exe
>Just compile somwthing that syscalls
>rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
Nope
Colton Morales
I'm glad I can put emoji in my source code now.
Tyler Peterson
put shutdown. exe to startup folder
Brandon Jenkins
Thread to forkbomb.
Jose Kelly
I went to uni awhile back but some professors gradded on a true bell cure where about 5 people got A's and about 5 people failed on average. Back then some classes had like 200 people so like 30 people failed and 30 people got A's and most people just sort of sucked.
Andrew Thompson
There was a Stacy in my intro class a few years back who begged me for my code on a homework assignment (she was some kind of nursing major because apparently nurses need to know java now). She gave me some bullshit hard luck story about taking care of her sick fiance, and the guy that usually helped her was busy. Rather than attaching my uncompiled source file I literally copy-pasted my code into an email so the indentation/formatting got all fucked up. I knew she wasn't going to be able to make heads or tails of it and planned on negotiating sexual favors if she asked for any further help, but apparently it was enough to discourage her and she dropped the class. Never saw her again.
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