Using my riced out Arch + i3 install in public, no desktop environment

>using my riced out Arch + i3 install in public, no desktop environment
>classmate approaches
>"hey user can I use your laptop real quick??"

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>implying anyone would approach you for anything

Just open your web browser to google

HOLY SHIT
FPBP!!!! based and redpilled!!!!!!! XDDDD

>be me, 31/yo touchless kissless virgin
>think a girl in my new job might be easy prey -> she likes nerdy stuff and has a speech impediment

How do I approach? Literally never had a gf before and not in any sort of position of authority in my new job here

>"user how do I close this window?? How do I open outlook??? I need to check my email!"

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Are you having a stroke?

btw the nerdy things she likes aren't what I like. She likes the Avenger movie for example but I HATE fiction.

I heard her talk about losing 30 pounds and I didn't say but I lost 100 pounds since last year.

Rape her like the nigger you are

I don't think people on Jow Forums know about this topic. Maybe try one of the normie boards

I am white though.
107/120 credit hours for CS degree
Going to community college (for freeish) this fall for cyber security degree

Socially she'd be doing ok here.
She has a speech impediment I think which I could use to maybe help?

I spew confidence here but srsly how to ask? Like I do not want to make work SUCK if she is not interested

>sure senpai
>*opens browser*
Are archfags this autistic?

Just make small talk

Liking Avengers is no nerdy thing.

>i3 setup.
>"Hey user can you make my windows do the same thing."
>uhh, this isn't windows I'm using GNU/Linux.
>"no problem install that on my system too."
>but you won't be able to use it.
>"yeah okay keep all good things to yourselves, what a jerk"

Cool, this seems to be what my work training is all about and I've been joking witch the girl where possible. The best part is she seems to be low confidence so I may be actually able to score a date. Just too nervous to try at the moment.

> >be me, 31/yo touchless kissless virgin
>tripfag

Found the issue

It would be fun if that happened to me.

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Be sure to let us know how it goes.

Remember, the worst thing that can happen is her saying no. There's ~150mil girls in America, you'll find one.

>if you are going to use my pc, first I have to explain some things...
>What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux... And that's a tilling windows manager... You have to press the Mod key plus D...

Yeah but I am level 31 with no luck yet. Definitely a few opportunities along the way but too autistic to strike.

At this point I'm confident in trying (lost about 100 pounds) but I find I am VERY boring.and girls want a guy who knows the current trends.

"no"
there you go.

just read about shit normies like. even if you don’t give a shit about it. and do some volunteering/outside shit. backpacking or something. if you’re halfway balanced you’ll find somebody eventually.

Just have a installation of openbox and switch to that for the guy.

I already go hiking 10-20 mile hikes
I could totally land this girl if I tried I think but idk how to approach.
Trying my hardest in small talk but desu I hate it

even batshit crazy men who turned out to be mass murderers had gfs

As of now (gubment support wit holding) I am gonna go to community college in the end of the month.

If girls are here I might can get em to like me by buying beer lol

>prey

you're doing it wrong, stalker.

so how do I convince a girl to be interested in cyber security and shit

would just tell them to fuck off and look into it themselves, I'm not wasting time helping them when every little problem they'll inevitably have

>using my debian+dwm install in public
>stacy asks to use my laptop
>sure, ctrl + p chromium
>enter
>give her my laptop
>"thanks user"
>10 mins later
>her : "thanks user, also cool computer hhaha"
>me: "yeah no problem, hey do you want to get lunch sometime? "
her: "sure"

thats how you get pussy

Why would someone ask for my laptop instead of asking me to do the task on my laptop?

try not being a fucking tripfag

yeah that didn't happen and never will

You are doing it wrong.
Your first mistake is you left the house.

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Alright I’ll bite. Marriedfag here and also taking cyber classes.
>what company are you working at
>your job
>her job
>her age
>your ht/wt
>her ht/wt
>objective rating of your face /10
>same for her /10

What are your intentions OP? You wanna smash or get married one day?

>"hey user can I use your laptop real quick??"
I'm not in a classroom environment any more, and I have a serious question. Do people really ask this question? I mean, is this a pretty common thing for people to ask,? This would be like someone asking me to borrow my car real quick. Or borrow my wallet real quick.
>It's not like I'm gonna break/hurt/lose it or anything.
Famous last words, and I'd be the one screwed over.

yeah that happened and you have to stop projecting

>be me, 31/yo touchless kissless virgin
>tripcuck
>Jow Forums pass user since 2012
>has paid money to be able to shitpost on4chan
Makes sense

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Silly tripfag, go back to the incel forum on Jow Forumseddit.

Community college degree
fat
preying on someone who has disability
tripfag
You are a true beta.

wouldn't you want to convince her to be interested in you instead of trying to convince her to take interest in cyber security and other shit?

Also

namefag

>laptop only has a trackpoint
Good luck

>using a distro that even its devs dgaf

is this the /g9k/ thread?

>no
/thread