Anons with clean desks. How do you do it?

Anons with clean desks. How do you do it?

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Take everything off your desk and put it on the floor. Wipe your desk with a bounty paper.

Put everything back on the desk, ie your monitor, keyboard etc

As for garbage and things you don't need, either put them in the garbage or put them in other places in your room

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Watch 2000 hours of Jordan Peterson videos.

I just don't like distractions/clutter on my workspace

I'm not a child incapable of keeping 15 square feet clean

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you clean it

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Loose shit goes in drawers, you need at least 8.5"x11" of empty desk

I have absolutely noting on my desk except for my monitor, mouse and keyboard. It might be autism but I hate clutter.

this, the man inspired me to clean my desk and my room

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I don't put stuff there.

OCD and severe anxiety disorder.

Desks ?

What are you telling me you guys put your computers on a desk and sit in a chair ? What the ?

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First disconnect the computer tower. Then take it outside and blow the dust out with a purpose made device.

Second take what you can off the desk. Get a wet wash cloth and wipe all the dust off.

Lastly glass clean the monitor and put everything back.

that twingo pillow tho

I had a setup like this when I was 12, then I got a desk

>clean desk
you gay or something?

I take everything off my desk every time I'm done for the day and go to sleep. This way when I need to clean my desk it's easy to just wipe it down.

You can always spot a manlet by the limited leg room he has at his desk

I hope you appreciate

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is there a greatest hits playlist anywhere? I want to plug it into youtube-dl and make mp3s to listen to in bed

>tfw when my car is a meme

>Desks ?

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i didnt choose this desk. the navy gave it to me

Those G2's better be 0.5 mm.

I really like your lighting user.

This is the same setup people have when they’re getting dialysis. I would nevereverever willingly choose this setup. Give me a normal desk and chair.

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My shit takes up most of my desk anyway.

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Every morning I clean my desk. Takes like, 2 minutes.

My biggest problem is dirty dishes and my tobacco spit bottles

Every morning before I start the day right after I've showered I give it a quick dust and a tidy up. Most of the time it doesn't need tidying because I've actively made sure to throw away trash as I generate it and not horde more than I need on the desk.

The best advice is a nice trash can.....like its so fucking easy to keep a desk clean.

Walk to the fucking kitchen nigger.

Is it really that hard?

>no steppy snek
>animu wallpaper and figure
>Alienware case

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I got my case for free, but I can detect an assburned Euronigger a mile away.

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it's not that hard, really.
just keep it free of debris and give it a good dusting every once in a while

>The best advice is a nice trash can.

I recently replaced a 5 gallon trash can with a 10 gallon model in my bedroom/office and it was one of the best room upgrades I've ever made.

if you've kept a messy room as a kid, was it your fault or your parents' fault?

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I have a gf and realized that having a clean house drastically I ceases my chances of getting laid when she comes over.

Do not try and clean the desk, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...there is no desk. Then you'll see that it is not the desk that is dirty, it is only yourself.

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Idk, my parents would always make me clean my room as a kid so the habit stuck. I like to keep my area generally clean and put stuff away

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Fuck that, I'd take that setup any day. Looks /comfy/ as shit.

>if parents don't discipline their child, is it the child's fault or their fault?

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Simple. When I wake up I make my bed and move all of my shit from my desk onto my bed. When I go to sleep I move all of my shit onto my desk.

>keeping open food in your room for any period of time after you are done eating.

Fucking disgusting. Makes me fucking sick. You want mice and roaches? because that's how you get them.

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I just get disgusted with myself every 2-3 days and clean it up

whipped.
Just wait till she starts to incorp the bull in your bedroom routine.

>When I wake up I make my bed and move all of my shit from my desk onto my bed. When I go to sleep I move all of my shit onto my desk.

You spend dozens of hours moving shit between your bed and desk every year. What a waste of a time. Though, I guess it serves at motivation not to keep shit around that you don't need.

If you keep alot of crap on desk invest in shelving. If you have trash keep big trashcan nearby.. Form follow function. Synergize!

>I just get disgusted with myself every 2-3 days and clean it up

Many of us only get disgusted enough with ourselves to clean once every 2-3 months.... some 2-3 years.

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Exactly! No shame in a larger trash can especially when the normal ones you see in office won't even last most people who sit at desks all day even one day.

Ideal is a bin that'll last you all day that you can just empty as part of your morning shower/shave/shit/eat/tidy ritual.

I always try to leave this way, but it is not always possible

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I browse forums/watch videos about really clean desk setups and it motivates the fuck out of me.

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the 2-3 days thing only applies to my desk, everything else is closer to the 1-2 week mark.

what the fuck is this image from lol

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Boomer veteran

Step 1 : Clean your Room
Step 2 : Learn from Lobsters
Step 3 : Shit on SJWs

Why aren't you pajeets buying iPhones?

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imagine being this much of a loser

>Watch 2000 hours of Jordan Peterson videos.

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its ok user I remember how much I wanted one of those cases in grade school

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you forgot the best JP vid

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I had that same piece of crap in my Air Force dorms.

You just have low IQ.

>K-on fig
>Alienware
>shitty monitor
>retarded flag
>small ass desk and bedroom
why even bother? don't ever post or come to this board ever again faggot.

>>shitty monitor
My monitor is 2048x1536@160hz. Cry soem more faggot.

I don't hoard useless shit and have a sense of organization.

this is the most hilarious image I've seen in a month. It just screams boomer in so many ways.

There's something about the combination of a slackware session with an anime wallpaper, an anime figurine, an old-ass Alienware case, and a no steppy snek banner that really fires up the chuckle box.

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>ayylmaoware with crt
>webcam on desktop
kys

>2048x1536
>160hz
choose one

>a CRT with specs that good
What Cornerstone model is it?

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Cuck station

>It just screams boomer in so many ways.
I play QuakeWorld and drink Monster Zero too.

Just watch this:
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is that an hdd bay?

awww is that your diary?

>keyone
why is it i've only seen this phone in my hand and on Jow Forums?

Clean your room.

Only eat meat.

After you clean your room, send me a few thousand on Patreon bucko

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I don't see how yall work with such small desk.

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nice DS fren :)

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I wish my room was that heckin' cool when I was a kid :(

>work
This is a neet website, go away normalfag.

Rocket Power's the shit, off to binge it now

What pistol is that and how much was it? I'm looking into a cheap but reliable gun for self-defense

Setting a half finished bowl of something to the side for you to put away next time you get up isn't going to cause mice nor roaches to spontaneously appear

who else here /cleanbutdusty/?
literally no escape

i appreciate that LIFE science series of books!

Kamen Rider

I just wanna hang with the cool kids :(

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Too expensive for them

I unironically want one of those cases because I love retarded designs

when I moved out from my dorm to an apartment I decided to not fill it with crap and only bring the essentials with me aka things I use. The first thing I abandoned is books since I have bought an ebook reader and even if I wanted to reread something I would just read it on a ebook reader and it was pointless to have the books just collect dust. With a very few exceptions if it hasn't practical aplication and I won't use it at least once a week it doesn't have a place in my apartment.

Also I spend 5 minutes twice a day to remove and arange crap on my desk. So yeah it simply requires puting minimal effort into it

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also got one of these to organise all my cables and small crap in it

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>manlet saw
>iphone charger
I fucking knew it. Goddamn webdev/lumberjacks

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its not an apple charger. Its a charger for an old samsung tablet. The funny thing is I bought an apple cable for it a week ago and didn't work because well you know how companies were with charger compatiability back in the day. Hionestly thank god for microusb and usb c being industry standarts now.

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what the fuck is a manlet saw ?

pity they did not teach you to leave the botnet

every time you leave your desk, bring something with you that shouldn't be on it

it's a tape measure, but the faggot has never seen one in his life

I have that same organizer.

I'm pretty sure that's not a saw. It looks to be a phone or tablet stand. Have you ever actually seen a saw?