/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Taobao, Gearbest, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>Chink Shit Infographic
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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>News
• user receives some USB Led lights and a charger highly rates the lights charger a shit • user stocks up on soldering material and usb cables • user receives led strip he got for just 73 cents • user is happy with his new headlight • user tries out chink watercooling • user that modded his iPhone posts links to parts needed to do same mod • user panics about getting chinked after a seller canceled his order • user went to Shenzhen electronic market last year, shares some pics • user gets a deadly laser • Australian user is willing to take a hit to get his Mi Max 3 • user gets a new weighing scale Previous thread

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youtu.be/rcmwF0Wqhw0
warosu.org/g/thread/S67008259
rbt.asia/g/thread/67027238/#q67027443
s.aliexpress.com/ayqYfiqE?fromSns=Copy
s.aliexpress.com/ayqYfiqE?
reddit.com/r/chinesedeals
m.aliexpress.com/item/32875730059.html?
ebay.com/itm/Creality-Ender-3-3D-Printer-Resume-Print-OSHW-Certified-220X220X250mm-DC-24V-15A/222912414553?epid=27017642713&hash=item33e69d8359:g:w4QAAOSwsThbPll~&_nkw=ender 3&rt=nc
banggood.com/FANBIYA-Q4-HiFi-Type-C-Noise-Canceling-Heavy-Bass-Earphone-Headphone-for-Samsung-S8-Xiaomi-6-Letv-p-1227848.html?rmmds=category&cur_warehouse=CN
warosu.org/g/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=prescription aliexpress
aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Mi-20000mAh-Power-Bank-2C-Portable-Charger-Dual-USB-20000-mAh-Powerbank-External-Battery/32836390703.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.3.1ec11616hEV4CT&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10152_10151_10065_10344_10068_10342_10343_10340_10341_10696_5011111_10084_10083_10618_10304_10307_10820_10821_10302_10059_100031_5011211_10103_10624_10623_10622_10621_10620,searchweb201603_45,ppcSwitch_4&algo_expid=adf20d44-6a68-4cdc-929e-fed168c0415d-0&algo_pvid=adf20d44-6a68-4cdc-929e-fed168c0415d&priceBeautifyAB=0
aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20180806004422&SearchText=xiaomi powerbank 20000
aliexpress.com/item/Li-Ning/32792126368.html
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>that feel when trade wars don't affect /CSG/

youtu.be/rcmwF0Wqhw0

>When Trade Stops, Peace Stops
New /csg/ slogan?

Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:
warosu.org/g/thread/S67008259

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have you ever bought from a seller that you've had a dispute with before?
i got chinked for like 100 stinken dollars
i'm pretty sure i can get aliexpress to side with me in the dispute since it doesn't fit the description
it was probably a honest mistake though since on the surface it's a pretty subtle difference (US vs EU spec) but i don't want to bear the cost of their mistake
but will i get blacklisted forever? and i don't know how independent the sellers are, what if i get blacklisted from all similar stores because they're all owned by the same guy

honestly 100$ are a lot of money. You should dispute even if you get banned which you probably won't or is shoping from a chink site that much more important to you than getting what you paid for

Should i?

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if you need to ask the answer is probably no

Answer is always yes.

You can buy real USSR ones on ebay for the same price

>tfw the mail doesn't deliver on sunday so no new chinkshit for me until tomorrow

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based and redpilled

>imblying yanwen shit arrives when its scheduled to
utopia

>he doesn't have so many active orders that there is a guaranteed steady stream of at least one piece of chinkshit every day

>his chink shit stream is so small that the mailman doesnt have to tie a bunch of packages together with string, forming a bail of packages, and deliver it in face to you every couple of days since the daily bulk wouldnt fit in the mailbox
lmao

lol they they did that when i ordered a bunch of crap before the sweden fee except i have a pretty big mailbox so the ball of packages fit inside

Where would I find some cheap prescription glasses? I only need the glass part, not the frame.

Long lasting archive link to this post:
rbt.asia/g/thread/67027238/#q67027443

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anyone got a link to a zipchip on ali? sure I saw it get posted in here a month ago

pic related

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Not OP, but my yanwen shit is arriving tomorrow (Monday) in my mailbox by 11:59. And it only took what 13-14 days?

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>mfw tomorrow is a bank holiday so no post
GIVE ME WHAT IS MINE

the fuck is a zipchip?

Portable Soft Small Mini Outdoor Golf Throw and catch Flying Discs Goal Games for Kids Adults Toys
s.aliexpress.com/ayqYfiqE?fromSns=Copy to clipboard

Does anyone know if a keyboard sleeve like pic related?

I'm looking for both a 10key and 10keyless size for multiple keyboards.

I can't find anything except laptop cases or musical keyboard cases.

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>s.aliexpress.com/ayqYfiqE?
tiny super frisbee puck

i got the cheaper one
it looks less obnoxious but only has a star on it

Scratch that, found as "mechanical keyboard bag"

My phone cases are currently in the sky.

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Pic related.

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can chink lasers really blind you with a brief exposure?
i know it's not possible with low powered ones but these big black ones look high powered

Meh, I used these cheap chink lasers when I worked with kids before.
What I did was make toy guns with laser on them and the kids would "shoot" each other with these in a military bomb game we played.

In other words, the kids used them to point in others eyes and there was never any effect to it, just dont buy any industrial grade shit you dumb. All you are goin gto notice is that your eyes react to the bright light by leaving a mark for a little while in the spot it hit, just the same if you ever experienced extremely strong sun in your face, nothing to worry about.

Hey, I'm not blind if that helps, my eyes work just fine, and so do all the kids...
And yeah, I seriously made a "bomb" from an old briefcase and a cheap chink mp3 player with a free sd card I got from dispute (fake capacity), using some old speaker I ripped out of an old radio and a "bomb has been planted" mp3.
Don't judge.

thanks for reminding me

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The ones I bought were 1W and set shit on fire, so if you were unlucky enough to get it directly in the right spot, yes it'd probably blind you.

I'll post some more photos from the markets too if people want.

What shipment method did you use? I'm yet to find a tracking method that will actually give you flight numbers and shit

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reddit.com/r/chinesedeals

they're all referral links

>Free Shipping to United States via China Post Ordinary Small Packet Plus
I've never had plane tracking before, either. Not sure why I got lucky this time.

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>anyone got a link to a zipchip on ali? sure I saw it get posted in here a month ago
>
m.aliexpress.com/item/32875730059.html?

I know.

You throw it?

China Post Small Packet Plus is also the only one who gave me the plane number and time.
Usually it's an 11-hour flight from China to Amsterdam via China Southern Airlines, or it's Lufthansa to Germany and then Lufthansa to my destination country.

It's quite interesting to have such real-time tracking and quality on free shipping, they do impress me. That said, China Post seems to be the best carrier you can use, they are really strict in throwing out batteries and liquid though, so they prefer other carriers for some item or I guess it depends on seller.

>China Post seems to be the best carrier you can use
same experience here

is there a diffrence between miband 3 Chinese and global version?

global is like a dollar more for some reason.

Maybe the language. I got a miband. Ask me anything.

Looking to buy a Creality Ender 3, is this a good listing? : ebay.com/itm/Creality-Ender-3-3D-Printer-Resume-Print-OSHW-Certified-220X220X250mm-DC-24V-15A/222912414553?epid=27017642713&hash=item33e69d8359:g:w4QAAOSwsThbPll~&_nkw=ender 3&rt=nc
While gearbest is $20 cheaper, I would rather not have to deal with their legendarily shitty customer support.

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>Item location: Walnut, California, United States
How is this chink shit?

It's a chink printer.

banggood.com/FANBIYA-Q4-HiFi-Type-C-Noise-Canceling-Heavy-Bass-Earphone-Headphone-for-Samsung-S8-Xiaomi-6-Letv-p-1227848.html?rmmds=category&cur_warehouse=CN

looking for some type-C headphones for my pixel 2. very put off the fact that this might fry my ports or some shit

Any recommendations on a cheap non-mechanical, non-chiclet wireless keyboard?

goodwill
im serious

>is this a good listing?
how could we possibly know that?

>banggood.com
Yep, now THIS is a website!

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Tfw bought from Banggood for the first time and all my AliRxpress shit arrived , just Banggood being slow as fuck. Never again!

hey fuck off I like BG

I'll fight you with my hands

meme should be DX anyway

Based

I wanna get a xiaomeme phone, what's the current meme? It's for my sister but she loves the note series (gave her a RN3P), loves the battery but complains that the camera (especially the selfie one) is kinda sucky, which it is. So I looked at the Note 5 and the A2, which I thought would have the better camera but worse battery, but it looks like they have the same MP (in the selfie one). Is the A2 the better camera or what? Is there another model besides those that has an even better camera?

WTC Barq's root beer

>be objective 'bout chinaland
>land on a hitlist
Winston the man.
Also:
>c-milk's wife is hot, no wonder he spillt his milk into her sliterooni.

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anybody noticed that some chinks are now shipping cheaper items with this shipping method called Yanwen or some shit.


its now been 70+ days since order creation and no shit in sight.


literally wtf is going on now? i never needed to wait more then 25 days ever.

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>now
hi

Thanks for the review. Are the earbuds shell as big as the Monk's?

warosu.org/g/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=prescription aliexpress

>ghost=yes
spooky

That's one of their warehouse location.

newfriend, I...

>70+ days
dispute

I want an audio player, and I have to go with chinkshit unless I want to pay $60 or something.

Ruizu X02, Benjie S5, or something else that's better under $30?

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Is there a 13 inch thinkpad with 1080p display ? If there is is it any good ?

ops wrong thread

You can find used iPod classic for $30. They are pretty good, especially if you want to invest a little in them: new battery, swap HDD for SD — and you got yourself player for ages.

>Jow Forums Virtual YouTuber Contest

Is /csg/ going to enter their waifu?

You can get any KZ headphones + their brand Type C cable for ~$11

KZ ES4 verdict: don't bother, better get ZST, ZSR or ZS5. They uncomfortable to use, especially with smaller ears, and just don't sound good. Not horrible, not even bad, but just not good. Unclear, without any accents, yet not neutral, more like mashed together. Like sound came through mixer and lost any disctintion. Cable is nice and they look pretty cool, I give them that.

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I want a review of the KZ ZS6

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Don't have any and not planning to buy one. They are too similar to ZS5, and I don't like how ZS5 fit my ears (but like the looks very much), and from what I remember from reviews and discussion threads, they are very similar in sound signature too, just with more highs… This I might like, but then again for $33+ I can buy T2 — and will.
Maybe later, somewhere near September.

any decent and/or helpful camera equipment over at ali?
planning to order some cpl's

Not a great fit you say? Been wondering about that.

I'd probably prefer the fit of the TinAudio T2. May want to wear them under a rather snug helmet. Being in the canal will probably keep them fitted better while at the gym too.

I'm looking to buy a powerbank.
The main factor is capacity, don't care if it's heavy, I'm a big boy now.
Should I go with the Xiaomi 20K one, ore are there similar alternatives within that price range?

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They are too blocky for my smaller ears — edges are pressing harder than what I can call comfortable.

Can't go wrong with Xiaomi. Anker also not bad, but more expensive.

I have one of those, they are honestly the best power bank I have bought to date. They fast charge themself and fast charge your phone aswell, plus last forever once fully charged. They are real nice and slim for their capacity.

I'm looking for a rugged phone for my uncle, any suggestions?

Fuck it, bought the T2 memes with the AudioBudget code. They applied it immediately.

You better not have chinked me /csg/

OwO what's this?

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How much of a discount is it?

NZ$72.53 to $54.14 so ~25% off.

Still a bit higher than the lowest historical price AliPay (NZ$1.61 more). But why wait for the next sale friend?

I can't find the Xiaomi powerbank, pls help fren.

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Here ya go m8
aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Mi-20000mAh-Power-Bank-2C-Portable-Charger-Dual-USB-20000-mAh-Powerbank-External-Battery/32836390703.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.3.1ec11616hEV4CT&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10152_10151_10065_10344_10068_10342_10343_10340_10341_10696_5011111_10084_10083_10618_10304_10307_10820_10821_10302_10059_100031_5011211_10103_10624_10623_10622_10621_10620,searchweb201603_45,ppcSwitch_4&algo_expid=adf20d44-6a68-4cdc-929e-fed168c0415d-0&algo_pvid=adf20d44-6a68-4cdc-929e-fed168c0415d&priceBeautifyAB=0

>can't ship it to my third world country
FUCK.

Still thanks fren.

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Try other sellers m8, one of them might.

aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20180806004422&SearchText=xiaomi powerbank 20000

Down to $36, IIRC.

>ama, so i can give more vague answers

Does the miband Chinese version only give you chink language option? Heard about this.

You can flash a unofficial translation of the Chinese Mi Band 3 or just get the official Global

I need something to cut holes (rectangular ones, drill won't do it) in metal, think of PSU casing.
Will something like dremel do it? What are good chink handheld tools to do it?

What expensive (for chinkshit standards) item was worth the moneys?

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>made in usa
lel
does it have the logo on it?

Taranis QX7. Despite the fact that FlySky transmitters are 2-2.5 times cheaper, their value are significantly lower, and I am not even talking about build quality.

who would want to kill that cute hamster?

Not tech but CSG. Li Ning shoes, these bad boys: aliexpress.com/item/Li-Ning/32792126368.html

I'd probably try a rep these days, but these are quality shoes. Light and comfy to wear to the gym and everywhere else. Fit is excellent too, used to having to wear half a size too big because retailers don't like half-sizes. Months of use and they're still looking brand new.