At the Apple Store, wat do?

At the Apple Store, wat do?

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Take a shit on the counter and leave

shit on their floor like the pajeet you are

get a closer pic of that blondie

blow someone for free

Download cp on of their computers

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install gentoo

Set imac pro desktop image to cylindrical metallic trash can

Install Gentoo

wait, does youtube translate the video titles now?
on youtube the video is called
>Angry customer gets mad at French Apple Store with steel ball PART 1
but on Jow Forums it's
>Un mec détruit un Apple Store avec une boule de pétanque PARTIE 1

i don't want youtube to translate shit automatically.

Yes it does and you can't disable it, even if you tell google that you understand the language

that's dumb. they started automatically translating the reviews on google maps as well and it's always a broken machine translation, but at least there you can view the original text.

Set the background of every computer to this

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kek is like pornhub. Porn titles in my native language sound so fucking weird

An hero

A cutie sat down next to me for about 15 minutes and completely drew and shaded a sketch of the boy from god of war.

All in all, I had a ok trip

and then everyone got up and clapped and cheered at her?

Nah, this was an Apple store, do you think these people were straight or something?

>get excited because there's finally some hot looking video in my language
>it's just a machine translated title and the video is in english as always
great. good thing you can switch the language.

I don't fall for the bait tho. The title is so lame it's impossible. The real videos from my people are 240p barely showing anyone. These make me regret fapping, so I tend to avoid them

Why do Apple stores always smell like actual shit inside?
No other stores in malls smell this bad, literally what the fuck. Do Apple pump shit fumes and old people smell into their stores or something?

open fire

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xbox the fuck out of there.

Set this as screensaver for all products

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1. Turn all devices on
2. Watch as store overheats and catches fire
3.???
4. Profit

Set alarms on all the phones to set off at random intervals

Shit in your hand and then fling it at the nearest Genius.

Fpbp

Holy shit

>Shit in your hand
Obviously a Windows user.

Steve would be proud.

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its a store, just buy something, browse, or leave.


why is g full of autists.

I think this is just your mall, user.

Or perhaps just yourself. ;)

why are those stores so creepy

But it's not the- oh fuck

You anti-apple pajeets are so fucking shameless.

I think they just can't clean correctly at your store, user.

The one at my mall smells like any other store, which is basically no smell I guess.

When in Rome.
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