ITT: Memes you fell for

ITT: Memes you fell for

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I did actually fall for that too. I've used it once, and in all the years of not using one I've never damaged anything due to static, with proper precautions. i.e. not building a pc on a carpet with socks on.

< also this.

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I build on carpet with socks on all the time. Nothing has ever been shocked.

Not all electronic work ia building my first pc you fucking /v/edditor.

ESD straps are never useful anywhere,

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this lmao
just touch a metal thing before handling the pc

It's not a meme. But if you know what you are doing you do not need it. Though if my job was to assemble pc's all day long, I would wear one.

SSD
8GB of memory
Casio watch
Thinkpad
Onahole
IPS monitor
AMD
Mechanical keyboard
Headphone AMP
USB DAC
Chink earbuds
Linux
Libre software
Android
Firefox
Lossless music

videogames

It literally doesn't do anything.

14 yo me thinking a body figure like this was unattractive. Feel for the STICC meme baka

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That face is ugly as buggery, though.

>caring about women appearance when no womanised soul would date you for your character

this one is better imo

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I'm pretty lovable tho

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I used to wrap the band part of it around my ballsack, and put the clip part on my frenulum of my penis.

me too user, me too

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>mfw bastard doctor and parents robbed my frenulum when I was a baby

the doctor is licking it twice a day to keep it fresh user in his frenulum collection room

Contacts can't hide shark eyes. Non-whites are creepy looking.

Decent list. I agree with 90% of this.

>convinced my GPU needs new thermal paste
>buy small esd mat just in case
>never use it or change my thermal paste

THICC is life

tell me about it! ugh

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Muh
Dick

Out of interest why SSD and IPS monitor?

>accept that gpu and mainboard stuff is based on military proof stuff

>decide to put mainboard and gpu on top of the heater while moving with socks on carpet

>nothing happened

Oh absolutely, I once fried a mobo whilst I was fucking my cat on a bear rug.

Worth it

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Got one and it caught on fire on my head

Brown girls are where it's at. Y'all don't even know

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With mine I came to the decision that possibly destroying in the process of modding it to get it to not sound like complete shit was a worthwhile endeavor.

Needless to say it was destroyed long before it even came close to sounding good

Creative PCI Soundcards with gold connectors.

>Headphone AMP
Amp is an abbreviation, not an acronym.

I bought a mod mad from steve.
I have to raegrets

>AMD
I will be building my second PC this year, is AMD not good? I was going to buy either Ryzen 7 gen 1 or Ryzen 5 gen 2. What are some processors I should go for in the middle price range?

>implying that's not attractive
pic related is you, a faggot

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i've always done this and will continue to do so. spreading the paste is the meme.

Their CPUs are okay, their GPUs aren't though.

I am absolutely not tempted to do this right now.

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make sure to stock up on conductonaut

Amplifier
Mplifier
Plifier

They get used in the oil tanker industry to prevent combustion of the oil/whatever flammable shit

i don't regret it

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I kept hearing that pic related was great for video encoding and rendering.
I didn't know that Nvidia graphics cards have a dedicated chip on them that does the same thing but way faster.

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What's an onahole?

>Nvidia graphics cards have a dedicated chip on them that does the same thing but way faster.
Ahahahahahaha, good one.

Male sex toy

Um gross

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You beautiful, innocent snowflake

I work in a lab and I swear to god a month can't go by without an undergrad blowing up a $50,000 scope because they don't put the fucking wriststrap on.

usually accompanied with loli hentai doujinshi
for anyone interest see /jp/'s guide pastebin.com/hwhGL66a

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Only women should be allowed to masturbate.

take two glas microscope slides and put a drop of that paste between them.
try to get it to spread evenly and completely between the glas slides.
dont cut yourself.

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pfr

You're wrong about
>SSD
>Thinkpad
>Onahole
>IPS monitor
>Mechanical keyboard
>Headphone AMP
>USB DAC
>Linux
>Android

>trusting the black box media ASICs on GPUs
lmaoing at you rn

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you didn't actually buy this did you

Looks like she skinned a white woman and is wearing her still wet flesh

>Lossless music
>Raid 0 HDD's over SSD
>AMD, Built a Phenom II X6 instead of going with an i7 920 a few years back and lo and behold AMD jewed out and didn't put SSE 4 on the Phenom II CPU's so it's pretty much becoming useless
>High wattage PSU's
>More than 2 monitors
>Linux

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HD600. I regret nothing.

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>based on military proof stuff
Not really. All the military grade meme means is that it passed one of a dozen military spec tests.

Gen 2 Ryzen is glorious.

I wonder who's behind these posts

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Except that all of those are good and casio terrorist watches are used in the military

AMD cpu for gaming

Gayming too

It literally grounds you and prevents static discharge you fucking mongoloid

It constantly grounds you meaning you can't build a static charge and ass blast a component with too much voltage.

I draw an X. Tends to squish into a square.

Monkeybutt is not attractive

Please be bait.

Electron microscope? If so what trash systems are you guys running, I service fei Scopes and have never used the esd band its never mattered

Hey fuck you that mouse is a gift from the heavens

Stop listening to the retard.

One spark and everyone around the truck dies or suffers horrible disfigurement.

I make money off it sadly, so I chose the wrong tool for the job.

It did does the same thing, like a bunch of the cheapest Mexicans replacing your roof.
>look at my brand new roof
>wait, why do the shingles slope upwards?
>why are some of them missing
>oh well, it was cheaper and faster

>not including Ðogecoin

Ponzi scheme on stilts

>cryptocurrencies are all serious now so we're gonna leave dogecoin out

Where's steltercoin?

goo for sweaty neck beard virgins to empty the the smegma into

Sounds like fun.

Don't forget any model of a Dell laptop

You'll fall for the female US president meme, america. And then Intels backdoors shine in a completely new light, because from that moment on, there's gonna be tampax in the oval office.

The bottleneck in thermal transfer isn't the paste unless you fuck up badly. Also tests show the dot is the most effective.

what the hell is that?

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BBC

xshapeitis.tiff

>Linux
Linux is good though, takes more than 2 seconds to configure though.