Are there any quiet mechanical keyboards...

are there any quiet mechanical keyboards? my neighbors have been making complaints to our landlord about clicking coming from my place and i need a solution

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>are there any quiet mechanical keyboards?
yes

do you live here

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no, but i think their bed must be behind my computer dry wall.

>i need a solution
Tell the landlord it's probably your keyboard and they should sleep somewhere else or use headphones.

Even Model M is going to be bellow what anybody with head on their neck would not consider being noisy beyond reason.

I remember when I was sick as hell, barely left my bed for 3 days and neighbor complained that I was "loudly coughing" all night. Like no shit Sherlock.

Lmao they either need to toughen up or you should live in a place with thicker walls.
I've never heard a keyboard so loud that it should pentrate the walls to complaint levels.

What a fucking asshole. Maybe you should've offered to come cough on their doorknob so they could get some perspective.

OP lives with his parents or inside someone's house or apartment.

if i were you i would jerk off with deep breathing noises to hentai with no headphones

I'm going to tell you, as a landlord, I get complaints from tenants or neighbours of my tenants about things that are completely normal and my typical course of action is to tell the offending party to politely fuck off. I can recall two specific complaints from two different people as well as my response:

>From an owner living next to my tenant: "whenever [your tenant] closes his door, my dog can hear the noise and starts barking, and this wakes me up, especially at night. You need to tell him to be more considerate of condo living"
>My response: "I live in a townhouse and I can hear my own neighbours closing the door all the time. So does my dog. You need to train your dog not to bark at absolutely everything, I'm not going to have my tenant tiptoeing like an escaped convict hiding in a derelict apartment"
>From a tenant: "There needs to be some sort of rule about cars, every morning when [other tenant] goes to work, I can hear the chirp from his car and it wakes me up, then I can't get back to sleep and I end up going to work feeling really tired"
>My response: "if you are that light of a sleeper may I suggest you invest in earplugs"

Similarly, your response needs to be "it's probably my keyboard, I think the noise levels are reasonable, they need to be less sensitive"