Meanwhile in Chinese Jow Forums

新加坡报道!我国是全世界上最最最最好的国家。你们别嫉妒哦。

*falls into sinkhole*

*shills in chinkshit thread with direct link to alliexpress shop*

ho ho

>know Japanese
>understood over half of that post
Spooky.

>*gets murdered by a shop owner of electronics because someone rated it 1 star on aliexpress*

>chinese twitch

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Freer than actual Twitch which banned cleavages, lol

>buy electronics
>its made in your country
Gǎnjué bùcuò

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>shills shenzhen
>we iz silicon Valley n shieet

I see skanks like this all the time IRL. They all have fucking horrible breath, which you smell constantly because they're always in pairs and never shut the fuck up. As a primitive language chinese also involves a lot of spitting and yelling, which makes matters worse.

DESIGNATED

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t. Someone who thinks Chinese is a spoken language
Quit embarrassing yourself.

They're all the same tonal monkey shit. Fuck off.

Singaporean here. Fuck Chyna.

>know chinese
>understand all chinese post
lmaoing @ ur life

Has anyone here been able to get around the GFW lately? All my VPNs are currently being throttled to 100KB/s rather than my usual 80Mbps.

>know chinese
You know that's not exactly something to brag about? That's like saying you know how to sniff a dog's ass so you understand dog.

The Chinese Internet is curated by the government. According to my Chinese friend it's full of anti-India memes because they have territorial disagreements with India.

Basically "poo in loo, pajeet" but in Chinese and approved by the Chinese government.

>ちゃんころ技術
wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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based chinks

Make Great Wall even greater!

HE SELL???

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Unless it's traditional, in which case it's like having a PhD
Oh wait, that's me. Feels nice.

i am and i learn traditional chinese
but once you know traditional, you know simplified as well

>Intellectual Property Liberation
unironically based if thats whats happening over there

我把自己的烤豆灑在自己看著汽車2在影院和一個黑人少年大喊“這個黑人吃豆子”,大家都笑了。

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ni hao, brothers.

does anyone know where i can get a contract to work on the camps in xinjiang

the Chinese have just as bad hygiene as Indians

>talk shit about israel
>get shot

>That lonely faggot who has to brag on a Filipino FInger Puppet Forum.

What's the best place to buy cheap Uyghur organs?

>他寫簡體的
laughing grills dot jaypeg

I remember this post about this guy who learnt Chinese, then as soon as one of his employer knew he spoke Chinese, he had to do business with Chinese firms.
It was a nice blogpost, went in depth about the scamming techniques used by chinese men.
He worked in steel factory business, for whoever wants to dig up the story.
Search for "chinese" "steel" "rolls" "train" "russia" "hangar" "scam" "delay" "client", I remember these words

Yeah, Chinese are shit. Taiwanese are cool. Get your asians straight.

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i remember this :)

Oh yeah, and the hospital story.
I guess I's still choose Shenzhen over SJW mainland, but this story strikes as a cold shower whenever I get caught in the China "soft power" FUDing

[REDACTED by CCP] should [REDACTED by CCP]!!!

What does this have to do with softpower? Which very much real btw.

ching chong ping pong deny war crimes

guise i got this Tong Shiang ET-4 IEM todya, very good, i really like it because only cost me ¥4
Only Yeng Shi at Taobao sell it

装上检图。

Don't forget
>secretly locked up for years for laughing at communist party joke that one time

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When I went to Japan with my Chinese girlfriend, she could read most of the Kanji and I could read most of the Katakana/Hiragana. Between the two of us we actually had somewhat of a clue as to what the fuck we were doing.

There is actually a well-known saying in Mandarin that goes something like "if you can cheat, then cheat". Also, based on what I have seen from my girlfriend's parents, there is this attitude that "if the other person in a business deal makes any money at all, that means YOU have lost". And finally, yeah the Chinese legal system is extremely weak when it comes to frauds or personal disputes. Even if you're suing someone, their Guanxi matters more than the facts of the case. The legal system only exists to keep public order and protect the government, it serves no other purpose.

Lol what kind of bs is that?
I've been living in china, and while spoken is the same, the written is completely different.
There is no reason as to why you would study Traditional other than you trying to be edgy and hipster cool by learning traditional over simplified fucking

Why chinese is so good at racial recognition?
Since every chinese I met when I'm abroad (Japan) ask If I'm chinese. I ask my mama and papa to look at our family tree, turns out I'm a fucking chink.

I always thought that I just look like typical Asian dude. I don't know a single chinese word. I'm even from SEA shit hole.

Is that strelok?

fuck off footfag

I know. I live in Taiwan and am married to a local. They're not as gay about money as chinks.

That's the commie dipshit CCP flag. Pic related is the REAL Chinese flag.

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Depends, most chinese immigrants are shrewd but rarely cheat in anything, they are known to be honest 信 (might be because they are victims of big fraud and cheat so they have to become immigrants)
example: Taiwanese, Hong Kongers Singaporeans, ABCs, EBCs etc.

>Unless it's traditional, in which case it's like having a PhD
>Oh wait, that's me. Feels nice.
Good of you to learn Traditional, the REAL Chinese characters. Simplified is commie lazy gaijin commie pinko chicken scratch BS.

I miss good China

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Just got back from that hellhole
China blocked or stunned my Vpns for a month. I could get past most of then with obfuscateded servers on Nordvpn

Fuck mainlanders!
Disgusting tamadas!

You fucking scrubs..
Buy a VPS and make your own VPN.. that's what I did while I was living in 天津

Yeah me too

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WE WON!!!!

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This makes no sense at all because most games have heavily sexualized female heroines.

TSMC is Taiwanese you fucking moron

REMEMBER JUNE 4TH 1989

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You guys remember Tiana-

Yes and can confirm having a good party government for life long happiness Xi Jinping China 2020 will be for adversaries foolish ZTE Kentucky bourbon.

Fun fact: copypaste the chinese wikipedia text of that and send it to a chinese on WeChat. Guess what happens :^)

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THIZ IZ NAO A ONE KOREA BOARD

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>be chink
>get run over

Hey, gomers, want to become friends on qq? My address is 1931943759203457524096790275908345billion888 at qq.com. Or I can give you my wechat, let me just plug in my powerbank...

All my life I'm interest in the foreign ((white)) women, They appearance so classy and rich, and they have super job teach the small children. When I was small boy attending Smiling Turtle English School, I fall in love with Suzy, my teacher. She was so tall and Her breast was so big. Since that day i tried to find date with White woman. Finally I meet Sarah at language exchange app, She is different from other woman. She doesn't hate me, She talk to me first. Foreign women are so great. I fall in love with she. We decide to meet for a date, We meet at restaurant. When I sit and waiting, I hear a sound and feel like earthquake...

Suddenly the door open and Sarah enter. The floor shake because of the size of her girth. She is very fat woman. Wow, what a woman. A real forigner. She sits her amble bottom on the stool. Her fat ass droops on the side of the. stool. I'm in love all over again.

We order the spicy hotpot. She slurp and munch loudly as she eat, We finish one bowl, and she burp so loud. The other men in the restaurant staring at us. MMust be jealousy. She order another large size cauldron of hot pot. She must eat well. Her face so red from the spicy. She do a fart. Very open, these forieng woman. She fart again, louder than the radio. The other customer begin to run away from the restaurant. They maybe racist. I deeply inhale the fart. Smell is fragrant. Delicious. I pay for the meal of course as I'm gentleman.

We go back to my hutong hut. Time for seriuos business. The Sex. She remove her shirt. Her gut release and push me across the room. A real woman body. I remove her pants. The smell, oh the smell, like a cat vomit. Yummy. I remove hr panties. Hmm? What happen? No hair down there. These foreign...very strange. But I love it. Her skin is color like my mother's breasts milk. Speaking of breast. Her breast is so big, like Suzy's. My dick is rocket hard. Time for the Sex. I put my jiji in her hold. But the feeling is like nothing. Too big. Hmm. Is this the foriegn vagina?

Suddenly, I hear sound like earthquake again. Sarah's face is in agony. With a powerful blast, laduzi release from her body and slams me against the wall. The smells is like I never smelled. Holy. She stand up and run from my hut, her body jiggling and swaying as she run. The men standing outside cheer and clap as she run away. Goodbye, Sarah. From now on I still love the foreinger...but I will try Man next time.

How do i say june 4 tianamin square incident in chinese?

蝴蝶龍頭聲音:你們怎麼在這個線程在做什麼? 這是'我的'域。

You say this at the Beijing Gate: 六月初四的一個月。

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>I need porn on my watching people play videogames botnet

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Sounds correct.

蝴蝶龍:語音,視覺,聽覺,平衡球。

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lmao. sauce please?

>Taiwanese

You mean Chinese Taipean?

Chugoku no hebi

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Fuck off Xi

go back to your shitty island

我兮我喜,喜

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>Pic related is the REAL Chinese flag.
just wait until they cleanse or nuke you

Mainland China has no imageboards unfortunately.

However, I would say from taking a look that Taiwan's imageboards is like Jow Forums with less shitposting. They have a more serious programming board and Apple/mobile phone board also.

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in china you get assblasted to death if you show tits on a chinktwitch