Based google

emojis are for women and faggots

i miss them lads

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>t.incel

Why were MSN messenger emojis the most comfy

Because they were used for shitposting purposes, not hijacked by big companies as a way to push their political views.
A bit like how "viral marketing" compares with actual memes

Speak truth to me, Jow Forums, for I fear Jow Forums whispers only lies into my ear. Would we be in the wrong to start killing these people that would subvert our culture?

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this

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I guess making ones of fags raising children wasn't enough, now they have to make them androgynous as fuck to appeal to mentally challenged science deniers.

Are you in every thread or something?

Skin color, yes. There's 5 skin tone modifiers that you can place directly after the Emoji and it basically acts like a combining accent, forming one compound character. This kind of shit just gets quickly out of hand, because for a couple, you now have 3 combinations of couples times 6 skin colors (5 options + default Simpsons yellow).

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im am an ever-present force of Jow Forums, fear me
there's someone else who also regularly posts ryuko pics, but im the one that uses /dpt/

based and redpiled

women with short hair are unattractive.

Why the fuck are there black, white, yellow, male, female emojis in the first place for fucks sake?
Just have some blobs .

i miss them lads

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congrats OP

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>a group of google jews sat around a table and discussed what the most completely unisex hair style was

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They have equity engineers and gender scientists for that.

i think google is trying to help kill emojis
i mean it's already killing itself by having an insane, ever extending dictionary worth of fucking emojis to shift through making people just memorize the 5 they use frequently (usually the simplest fucking ones that have been around for ages now)

now google is helping them become weirder and more obtuse leading to even less people using them
I can just imagine some 30 year old boomer dad who thinks it'd be cute to have that family emoji in his twitter handle, freaking out how there's no NORMAL one and how he doesnt want to be insensitive to LGBT culture so he just doesnt use an emoji at all

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well, all those diversity hire got to work on something

Just remember that people get paid 700K a year to draw an emoji once in a while.

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They're not even women anymore.

How did emojis become politics?

LOL

>women with short hair are unattractive.
think again

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>Durkadurka Al Shafar

every fucking time my sides

These were unironically the best emoji.

At least this means getting rid of explicit fag pairings, some with children. After Google falls in 2037 due to internal mismanagement I hope everyone has list of names.

faggot. I would've been much better if they were lesbians

>tfw you'll always associate the blobs with the qt girls you snapchatted with back in middle school
Take me back, Jow Forumsuys.

WRONG

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>he wouldn't marry his twin brother

>snapchatted with back in middle school
You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

I'm 19 actually, try again boomer

No

cringe

You've proved nothing.

Fucked a girl that looked just like this for a while. Down to the cute nose and everything. It's too bad she turned out to be clingy after I pumped a few loads into her.

thank god summer is almost over

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D I S G U S T I N G

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Gas the _____

What a crock of shit.

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The positive side is a gay black couple emoji, or white male - black male - white children would be quite useable in a shitposting context :^)
Are there single mom emoji? white woman - black children can be fun too.
This can me memed in the name of "inclusiveness"

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I mean, it's ingenious. It checks the entire social justice checklist and leaves the real evil work to the real programmers. The only people to get upset by emojis are the diversity hires who think emojis are a big step for inclusivity and they're also the ones which make the damned things.

Reee kill yourself

Everything did. Patchwork when?

Back to your containment board.

Same thread, different day.

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Are these quite possibly the ugliest fucking emojis in existence or do I just associate them with retards I know who use them?

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are those the facebook emojis or the samsung ones?

It's a good thing most people won't be on Android 9 for another few years. Why does Google even bother with yearly updates? Why not make more substantial changes every couple years, and just provide security patches in between

What's wrong with yearly updates?

those are the facebook ones
they should be discontinued and replaced by pic related but i still see the old ones

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I am a real american
Fight for the rights of every man
Stop the faggotry

Imagine working at this company as a graphic "designer" and being so mentally ill, so rotten inside your own brain, so infested with your own brand of politics that you feel the need, every single year an orange fat man is on the white house, to push your degeneracy further inside everyone's throats, all around the world.

Imagine being this pathetic.

I like the blobs in v7 more. And personally I like Samsung's Touchwiz 7 emojis more. They looked more expressive.

fragmentation

so install them then
>tfw no short haired flat chested tall muscular tomboy big dicked gf
welcome to Jow Forums, where every thread is a copy-paste of another, over half the threads are shitty bait and the fgt mods ban you for calling it out. tech on infinitychan is better but it's slow.

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Just because you're (possibly closet) homosexuals doesn't mean 97% of people are.

Unattractive short-haired women.

>our

Kids get out

You'll find out soon that someone can be attractive and good to bang but annoying and immature to a point that it absolutely ruins your drive to sex them.

> middle school
O fug

Never rly got why it's supposed to be summer with more normies getting on chans. Wouldn't there be more people in winter staying inside browsing the webs for sekrit clubs til it gets warmer again?

Fake and gay

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Tomboy milf x effeminate son incest.
Google has godly taste.

well that's an old one

She could home my depot, if you know what I mean

Lesbian here.

Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).

But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.

Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.

Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.

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t. degenerate

White men are the only ones who pay more tax than they use. Girls are essentially niggers. And countries managed by them will turn into nigeristan. Nice b8 tho.

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cursive reeeeee
learn to program instead kids

Are you gay?

Based Google and gay pedophile ring support.

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>lesbian here
>we are taking over
>we don't need no men nor pretty women since those are already in relationships
>we only need each other, ugly as we are compared to fake porn portrayals
>ugly feminists unite!
kek

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And that's why i'm gay.

in 99% of cases a random man could beat up any random woman. so yeah, good luck with that
anyway, nice bait

go back to Tumblr nigger

Fuck me mommy

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What's your point? The ones on the right exist on 8.1 too.

delet this

This is so fucking dumb though. They added identifying features to generic orange blobs only to strip them back out? What was the fucking point?

As soon as politics stops invading muh technology.

good bait

>No single fathers
The ugly thing about trying to cover all cases is how glaring the omisions become

You are easy to identify, go back to program

oh god I wish that were me

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