Buy an Apple Watch

>buy an Apple Watch
>girls start talking to me and want to wear it
Well Jow Forums?

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Well what? You suck cocks and those "girls" have bigger cocks than you do?

Clearly they think you're a faggot and are looking for fashion advice since you luke wearing girly shit.

Girls think you're rich
big fucking discovery
what the fuck does this have to do with technology?
>apple lul
what does this have to do with technology?

Why does all these apple shill posts follow the exact same template? Own apple product, get girl. Is this supposed to convince us to buy this trash? Try your luck on black twitter.

Typically most people who use apple watches are brainlets who dont even know how to use it half the time, the other half its just an expensive meme. If you want something that actually has value buy a rolex.

If you got it just to impress thots, youre more of a cuck than i expected.

Apple bitch posts impossible story about girls talking to him about his shitty applel watch.

You must be sucking that tyrone cock deep, cuckboy.

they think you're gay now and don't feel intimidated

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You are a lesbian?

Andpoor cope

well played OP the auto-response from turbo autists have me literally rolling

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Based and redpilled

Google's new Watch is bigger.
And they don't make a girl's one.

You could have also lost weight.

>wristlet

Charging my xiaomi mi band 2 every 22~25 days is already a pain, I can't apprehend having to charge evey night, or even multiple times a day.
The only reason I'm using the band instead of the F-91W is because I need the sleep tracker and some other functions.

My phone lasts 7~10 days on a charge.

omega watches are cheaper and have even bigger status quo
whats your point

Girls feel unthreatened and safe with homosexual men.

>Girls feel unthreatened and safe with homosexual men.
Personal experience?

Yeah I've fucked a couple of girls who had a token homo friend.

And then you wake up from your dream.

Why are andreets so obsessed with gayness?

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