ON THE GROUND FUCK BOI
WE'RE TAKING THE COMPUTER
ON THE GROUND FUCK BOI
Thomas Cox
Sebastian Williams
k
Jayden Roberts
What computer?
Kayden White
*shakes head*
Us gamers just can't catch a break.
Lincoln Rivera
install gentoo
Aiden Allen
heh... did they really only send five people...
*slices shield in half*
*teleports behind you*
天皇陛下万歳
*slices all of you in half with one light move as my blade folded over a million times travels through the air*
heh... nothin personnel... cia niggers...
Carter Mitchell
hehehehehehhehe
Ayden Ross
oh fuck off I'm a footfag you faggots
Dylan Cooper
hehe thankfully they'll never get past my LUKS encryption!!11
Zachary Jackson
You can't do anything. It's all military grade base64 encrypted behind 8 proxy servers...
Isaac Young
Nah. I lost it in a fishing accident. Dropped it in the bottom of the lake
Get a warrant
Alexander Sanders
Okay, this is epic.
Nolan Ramirez
What's a computer?
Eli Ward
Jokes on them my windows account has a password
Owen Kelly
Show me your warrant first.
Bentley Wright
It's okay, guys. I already took care of the suspect and his computer. You can return back to headquarters and I'll be with you shortly.
Jaxson Sanchez
Can they?
Christopher Edwards
Brandon Ortiz
IT'S A BULK EDUCATIONAL LICENSE I BOUGHT IT ON EBAY LOOK I HAVE THE GENUINE MICROSOFT HOLOGRAM
Leo Smith
legit kek my friend
Andrew Kelly
mommy say im not allowed talking to strange people sorry i must close door now
Kayden Garcia
honestly Jow Forums how fucked would you be?
David Carter
nooo my furry porn
Dominic Thomas
>gets shot
"i saw him reaching for a gun"
Matthew Jenkins
Come at me
Jordan Sullivan
>things that don’t happen
Zachary Hill
has literally never happened, good goy
Joshua Perry
don’t search my loli folders ok?
Adrian Green
Are you being serious right now?
Jeremiah Diaz
can I have them?
Aiden Rodriguez
present your warrant, and I'll be calling my lawyer. otherwise help yourself and return it In the same state you took it.
Jaxon Gomez
luckily i deleted all my stuff by accident
Grayson Taylor
good thing i keep my 50 petabyte of anime porn on my external 512 floppy draiv