At the airport

this shit never works at an airport

I don't even travel with laptops anymore (I don't travel for work) and I'm not dumb to keep sensitive data in a phone so I'm safe.

shes not with us anymore officer :..(
this was her most precious treasure in the world

"I hit a CIA nigger with my car, they glow in the dark"

What would they do to Terry?

>Please state your full name, your address, and your ISP. Please wait while we retrieve your browsing history so we can question you further.

español es mi lengua nativa señor, desbloquee su laptop por favor

Richard Thomas Harris, 1699 16th St NE Salem OR, comcast

>Sir, according to your browsing history you are interested in VPN's and TOR. Are you a terrorist sir? A pedophile, perhaps?

>FBI
Sir, I'm going to be employing both my 4th and 5th amendment rights right now. I will not be handing you any electronic devices without a warrant signed by a judge, and I will not be unlocking anything for you, as I am not required to provide evidence against myself.

You may have access to my ID, however I will not be providing any further information without first seeing a lawyer.

Why would I want to bring my phone on a vacation and get pestered? Rather just get one of those $20 ones at/near the airport and enjoy myself in peace.

Ok this thread again. Let's stop role-playing and talk about how we thwarth these fucks.

Why are you guys so paranoid? Please don't tell me you don't wipe your devices before traveling and then scp them back when you're at your destination... RIGHT?

>Why would I want to bring my phone on a vacation and get pestered? Rather just get one of those $20 ones at/near the airport and enjoy myself in peace.

That's highly suspicious and will get you to second screening for sure.

Get them shut down at the Supreme Court. The 5th amendment protects you against self-incrimination, and the "foregone conclusion" argument is legally flimsy. If evidence is a foregone conclusion, then a case can proceed to trial without requiring a man to provide said evidence. If the case can only be won with someone providing information that can be used to incriminate them, then the 5th amendment MUST apply.

>Why are you guys so paranoid? Please don't tell me you don't wipe your devices before traveling and then scp them back when you're at your destination... RIGHT?

Implying wiped data can't be retrieved.

The password is hidden in my butthole sir ;3

No problem sir, however my password is 123 characters long, if its typed incorrectly it will auto-wipe the drive. I didn't bring my reading glasses, so can you type it for me? I'll start now.

Ll23jw409dsfs23lk409sifasjlkdflk34m.23ljfsd0fw3l4jeldsjdsr984ro&*$%(*#&$RWo9ipekf;ewlkmw49ef84a39

>smile
>reply "as you wish" in a middle eastern accent
>enter """unlock password""" on phone
>several bombs go off
>pull out two AK-47
>kill FBI agent and all people within sight
>eventually get killed by guards
>hidden bomb belt goes off releasing highly radioactive material
>go to paradise and fuck virgins

How is it highly suspicious to not want to be contacted while on holiday?

The worst found on my phone is some dumb, very infrequently played pay to win game.
Maybe some JAV, but they can watch it for all I care.
Please don't look at what level I am in Ultimate Clash Mobile Extreme whatever

Do you have a search warrant?

unironically i thought several times in some kind of protection that on entering an specific passcode different from the one you use for unlocking it safe wipes itself. Is this possible?

saying that to LE is not a good idea because especially considering the tone you say it in is only going to push them to want to pursue you further by getting that warrant YOU ASKED FOR.

what is a better response

In my country I can simply say "I forgot" and all they can do it keep me for eight hours and try to grill me.

What would the US services do if I simply say that I forgot the password?

AM I BEING DETAINED?

echo -n "Ll23jw409dsfs23lk409sifasjlkdflk34m.23ljfsd0fw3l4jeldsjdsr984ro&*$%(*#&$RWo9ipekf;ewlkmw49ef84a39" | wc -c

actually these are 87 chars :- )

>Get them shut down at the Supreme Court

>implying the 0.01% of cases that the SCOTUS agrees to take will be yours.
>implying you have enough money to keep appealing until this reaches the highest court
I'm glad I don't live in the US, the legal system is shit.

>In my country I can simply say "I forgot" and all they can do it keep me for eight hours and try to grill me.
>What would the US services do if I simply say that I forgot the password?

Then you can't enter the country and say goodbye to the shekels you paid.

what? does appealing cost money?

I DO NOT RECOGNIZE YOUR AUTHORITY UNDER MARITIME LAW

>Then you can't enter the country and say goodbye to the shekels you paid.
Okay sure, if you're a foreigner.
But this thread is mostly for locals traveling in-country or returning from outside the country.
What would happen if you just forgot?

Normies want to stay in contact with their friends and provide hourly updates on social media

here's my stance:
fuck airports
&fuck traveling by plane

The district court has a fixed fee of like 500 USD, so there's that, but also, the jewlawyer will make you pay 200 bucks an hour for his services.
So you either have to find a lawyer that works pro bono (lol) or represent yourself (lol).

Sure, he can listen to my torrented music while we go to the questioning room.

I delete all my furry porn off my phone before I travel, so it's no problem.

If you are being indefinitely held for contempt of court for not handing over your passwords and then you do this to make the contents unrecoverable, what happens? You can't be held for contempt anymore as you cannot aid the court anymore, is it tampering evidence or something?

Ll23jw409dsfs'23lk409"sifasjlkdflk34m.23ljfsd0fw3l4'jeldsjd"sr984ro&*$%(*#&$RWo9ipekf;ewlkmw49ef84a39
Now do this

not a burger here, is it a legit thing at your airports or just a Jow Forums meme

>Implying that, without arising suspicion otherwise, the gov. officials would disassemble your drive(if it's an SSD that's the only way I'm aware of) to try to recover deleted data. Either way, all this shit takes so long you'll likely miss your flight so I'd be more worried about that.

I lost the decryption keys. :^)

user, airport controls aren't some dystopian nightmare where you get checked for everything, on my flights germanySpain literally nothing happened even though we had a small scissor(which we got to keep, and was only taken note of once in 3 controls) in our backpacks and plenty of electronics(3 phones, tablet, laptop), none of which were checked.

meme though they do interview you

That's why you should encrypt it and erase LUKS header multiple times.

yes

Yes. Note that this can you get a good sentence by itself, so this isn't really advisable unless the stuff on the drive is even worse.
Destroying Evidence I'd argue. Not that any of this would likely work, as the first thing law enforcement does to suspicous drive is image them or make some other form of copy. Hardware adapters that only allow reading from a drive are also common.

I'd say that just arouses suspicion, who the fuck brings a laptop with Full disk encryption and then "forgets the password" yeah what the heck.

>Ll23jw409dsfs23lk409sifasjlkdflk34m.23ljfsd0fw3l4jeldsjdsr984ro&*$%(*#&$RWo9ipekf;ewlkmw49ef84a39
>actually these are 87 chars
Sorry sir, you've misunderstood. When I said "34m.2" = type m 34 times and type . two times.

Unfortunately your mistake has now wiped out the drive. Can I speak with your supervisor?

Flying from Saudi-Arabia? Probably.
Flying in-country? No.
Really depends on where you're coming from, I'd expect europeUS to see somewhat more scrutiny, but not usually checking the contents of electronic devices.
Haven't had any trouble flying in the european union either, see

>That's why you should encrypt it and erase LUKS header multiple times.

How do you do that on a mobile phone though?

>user, airport controls aren't some dystopian nightmare where you get checked for everything, on my flights germanySpain literally nothing happened even though we had a small scissor(which we got to keep, and was only taken note of once in 3 controls) in our backpacks and plenty of electronics(3 phones, tablet, laptop), none of which were checked.

Yeah i wasn't talking about flying IN the EU. I was specifically talking about eu-us or re-entering the US.

the autistic pedo neets on Jow Forums will ever have to work outside ricing their os and fixing their crappy os when it breaks all the time, so it's not like you are ever going to use an airport

I just let them.
Besides, the most illegal thing one of the spergs on here is like to have is their loli collection, since linux users are kind of into that.

>Illegally downloaded porn
>youtube video history
>4chin

Nothing to worry desu

>walks past security but in European
Get fucked NA cucks

I have two encrypted laptops. One is empty and for traveling. The other contains all the content.

When I'm out of the house I use the clean laptop and work in """"the cloud""""".

im not fucked because im not a degenerate nor do i larp as if the world is cyberpunk
i don't keep my linux bullshit on my portable devices, i'm well adjusted on the outside and can act like a real person when necessary lol

i dont understand how it became such a Jow Forums culture meme to be completely autistic at all times of your life instead of using the "power level" rule

To add. I have some server running in my own country with files on it.

You seem to be having difficulty interpreting the humour in this thread. I fear you may be projecting your own disorder onto the others present.

cant sleep & its 5 am and an entity which named itself 'lettuce' is haunting me

>I'd say that just arouses suspicion, who the fuck brings a laptop with Full disk encryption and then "forgets the password" yeah what the heck.
Of course, but what will they do?
It's not obstruction if they can't prove you obstruct.
You forgot, after all.

>>walks past security but in European
>Get fucked NA cucks

Implying the nsa doesn't have a file on you.

the government man doesn't care about legality

'The law enforcement officer is not your friend. There is nothing you can say to them that is going to get them off of your case. You can choose to have a polite tone, but you should be firm in your statement that under no circumstances will they be allowed access to any of your possessions without a search warrant.

>not shipping your electronics, making sure it arrives a bit after you do, to your accommodation.

This is the only way

What does it say
The lettuce I mean

every time i try to sleep it plays an ominous hum, right
i see visuals of something immaterial on a grassy field in the vague shape of someone laying down looking up
and i keep getting the subconscious note that it has a bandcamp for some reason

Create luks containers and put sensitive stuff there, you are rooted I hope

I can only type it on my special keyboard which I left at home. It's in different layout and I simply remember the sequence of pressed keys instead of actual letters.

I brought it with me without keyboard, because I have nowhere to left it and it has very important data.

Actually it really can't be. Considering that you didn't just press delete on Windows.

Or prove me wrong.

The password is allah u ackbar

ask if they have a search warrant. which they don't, because I don't even have anything illegal on my phone or pc

Airport are a legal black hole, since it's under special national security jurisdiction.

There are not your local cop that will have to back down if you yell AMIBEINGDETAINED enough times.

They'd just find a gallery of anime titties t b h.

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>Actually it really can't be. Considering that you didn't just press delete on Windows.
>Or prove me wrong.

What about mobile phones though? There is no dban for Android.

>FBI
>implying I'm from the United Emirates of America
I was given a hard time at the Australian immigration though. I have a meme terrorist tier name, no facebook profile and searching my name on google brings up my homepage, my university personal page, github and a bunch of electronic forum pages referencing my github.

But yeah, airport security can be beyond reason.
I can take 5 100mL containers but not a 500mL water bottle. Not even a 150mL one. (Fun story, there was this lady who tried to bring in a frozen water bottle. She argue the water is solid, and the rules forbid liquid and other materials that do not hold a proper volume, such as pastes or gel. There was no mention of temperature and her bottle was solid. Her bottle was confiscated but it was kinda fun to watch.)
Throwaway razors are acceptable but rounded kid scissors.
lighters are forbidden but 9v batteries and steel wool are OK.

Anyway, I usually have a dedicated 120GB ssd I use for traveling abroad. With a fresh install, my favorite software and some entertainment I can watch offline during transit.
This is mainly to protect myself against someone stealing my laptop but this can also go it if for whatever reason I am coerced to unlock my drive.
Look what happened to this Vince guy from cock.li and how he was treated at the airport.

For personal files, you can always upload an encrypted tarball and download it once you reached your destination and have access to a secure connection,

Do you blame your parents for calling you mohammed?

>Look what happened to this Vince guy from cock.li and how he was treated at the airport.
I'm not familiar, what happened?

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Can you link that? Mobileshitter rn

I often browse hentai using my phone using Chrome, I can't delete it and I have a low storage so I just go with it, which is connected to my Google account. How do you think they'd react to all my hentai browsings?

a bit of bootlegged porn, maybe a couple pirated albums, basically nothing else because i rom hop so often i can't even keep up with my own messages.
btw android p is nice. highly recommend.

>I can't delete it
What?
>which is connected to my Google account
Retard.
>How do you think they'd react to all my hentai browsings?
As long as the girls look of age, they won't give a fuck.

Americans do that in their airports?

I can't delete it because it's a system app and Samsung wanted to be badass and make me unable to delete system apps, without root of course. Low storage as in, whenever I try to install something, I get low storage space message and I'm asked to delete something beforehand. It works if I clean up with CCleaner for example but it's still annoying so I try not to install things I don't need.
I actually wanted to write that my phone is connected to my Google account*
I'd gladly delete it if it wasn't for the mail.

>I can't delete it because it's a system app and Samsung wanted to be badass and make me unable to delete system apps
Dang I didn't know there was hentai system apps on Samsung devices
WTF I love Samsung now.

I guess he's shadowbanned on google. I had to search on Yandex.
vc.gg/blog/so-its-been-a-while.html
Basically, they took all his electronics, even his headphone as this is a device that can be plugged in his laptop :^)

I do tho. What a fucken stupid idea was that? (considering I was not born in a muslim country, I do not have any other nationality, and I wasn't even taught the language so I'm not bilingual).
But hey, you gotta piss with the dick you've got, even if your parents arbitrarily decided to cut a chunk of it while you were a kiddo.

Can I just say you sound like a cool guy

No homo

Me: Sure, No Problem.
*use my middle finger to unlock the device*

So you have lettuce in your fridge?
Did you eat any recently

>I guess he's shadowbanned on google. I had to search on Yandex.

Wait, that is a thing? I thought only captain planet sites get shadow banned.