Work at a pen factory

Sounds like you have a dreadful subhuman job anyway. Learn some real skills, don't slave your time away.

>be passive and take it up the butt, goy
No

Form a labor union instead of getting goyed by larping as a communist and demanding UBI.

Are you saying that pen making machines randomly make different coloured pens?

You must become one with the machine. If you can't beat them, join them.

Guys this is serious. My wife has our third child on the way and I don't know where else I can work in my small town if I lose this job.

The pens need to be sorted and manually packaged for multi color pen packs.

Kill the robit. It's him or you.

Tell your boss that these machines can even give handjobs. Then enjoy being a homeless person giving people bj's for meth money, because atleast you tricked your boss into having his cock ripped of in an "industrial accident".

This and also try to have sex with it and spawn robot-human hybrids, only way for at least part of humanity to survive.

>work at a pen factory

man, i cant imagine flirting with a girl and having to tell her that

>"Wanna see my office? I call it pen-island"

You sort red and blue pens for a living? Reminds me of The Stanley Parable.

How black is it?

>man, i cant imagine flirting with a girl
Same desu

If you aren't being facetious just to make a point, it seems obvious (to me anyway) they are offering you the chance to become the robot's assistant. A robot's assistant can make plenty, since there are always more robots for you to assist.
Why would you flirt with a girl if you work at a pen factory? Especially with the new pen-service bot

Why wouldn’t you just automatically sort from the production line instead of mixing them up and introducing the expensive and unnecessary middle step of a sorting robot?

It’s almost like you’re not telling the truth!

This. There's plenty of multi color pen packs that are mass produced, and it's definitely not done by some guys manually in a pen factory.

You're at the bottom of the foodchain as it stands now, you better do something about THAT instead of crying that losing your braindead job won't let you support your overextended family. Proletariat WILL be abolished within our lifetimes and there isn't really much to stop it.
You could learn how to get something done with your computer and set yourself up in one of those freelancing platforms if you really don't have alternatives.
Or become a self-reliant farmer family, that's always an honorable option.

throw it a crayon and see what it does.

now i imagine the robot gets more pussy than op.

Move to China. They have no minimum wage laws there so slave er I mean human labor can still compete with machines for menial tasks.

>Proletariat WILL be abolished within our lifetimes
lolwut
And who gonna work?
Bourgeois?

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Nobody, eventually.

If all you do at your work is sort pens by colors, you absolutely deserve to get obsolet'd by a robot. I hope your wife gets a vibrator too, just to make the point clear that you're useless when compared to a piece of plastic and metal

Are you fucking stupid Lol? He literally just showed the guy the machinery to replace him already and he can easily hire any dumb fuck off the street who is probably begging for a job without telling them they'll be replaced by a bot soon at even less pay.

Some of you Jow Forums retards really just don't think about anything you say and just go with the first idea that let's you STIG IT TO DA MAN LMAO. Embarrassing.

>my job is sorting pens by color

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Your job could have been automated 60 years ago.
It was only a matter of time until manufacturing picked up enough to warrant replacing you with a robot.

Go work construction or something that wasn't automated last century.

And thus Skynet was born...

>using a 6-DOF manipulator to sort pens
is everyone else larping and I'm just a nofun or are you guys legitimately retarded?

Get a job at a bar and work your way to being a supervisor or manager, all the while studying a night class in something like cooking so you can be a useful member of society

don’t bully OP

No we all think OP is dead serious.

I could build something to sort those pens under $5k so your boss is retarded or that robot is very cheap

Glad the representative of everyone ITT cleared that up.

You must get paid a small fortune

BREAK IT

Nevermind, I could do it under $300

Start looking for a new job.

OP here. Is bitcoin still a good investment?

>You'll need someone to maintain that robot

lmao show me the machine that will actually properly integrate with any kind of existing manufacturing cell, that costs less than 300 bucks. Try me kid, I program these robots for a living

>the highest paying job in your town is sorting and packaging pens by color
you brought this upon yourself

maybe you can borrow the robot to sort your life out

I work in a factory and we have rejects based on product color, those sensors cost like $200
You literally don't need any robot for that just a sensor and some air

I wouldn't get the universal robot because it's pretty slow and actually designed for safe human-robot interaction but you could use one in conjunction with a fast delta robot
youtube.com/watch?v=ClXfa4stfJM

Quietly sabotage that robot.
Quietly sabotage every robot they buy.
"Oh wow. I guess they aren't worth the cost if you spend all your time and money repairing them."
Learn robotics repair.
"You know. I think I can fix this."
Sell robotic repair services.
Spend your first few years undoing sabotage that kept you employed the last few years.

Haven’t you seen the Charlie and The Chocolate Factory reboot?
Just get a job fixing the machine.

>look up pen manufacturing techniques
>can't find multicolor packing process
>look up crayons
holy shit, OP isn't larping.
youtu.be/lmiRjmbnn8Q?t=3m45s

>I work in a factory and we have rejects based on product color, those sensors cost like $200
>You literally don't need any robot for that just a sensor and some air
that wasn't what the OP was about. The OP was about sorting AND packaging. Show me the cognex that sorts parts too

tfw used to watch How It's Made for hours on end as a kid

packages parts*

When will robots be able to do that job?

they very reasonably could, it more comes down to the vision system being able to perceive differences in color. I'm sure more high end vision systems could, theyre probably expensive.

but really it comes down to telling the controller/PLC/camera to send a signal when it determines that one color has been selected over another

>implying someone who works in a factory has the mental capacity to fix things

Take hormones, get surgery for big fake titties and fix your face until you look like one of those bimbo pornstars and become his "personal assistant."
Who helps him during travels.
You may not like it but it's the only way to not be jobless.

>Is bitcoin still a good investment?

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Three children and you sort pens for a living? I hope they enjoy foster care, maybe they'll develop a skill that their father couldn't.

>c'mon op, work at a bar and pre chew food for adult babbies
>be a useful member of a useless society

robot-assisted sharpie in pooper

There are more efficient machines for sorting pens without the need of a stupid robot arm.

Looks like hard times are coming your way, daddy

youtube.com/watch?v=9py4aMK3aIU

Easy...

>vote progressive
>support universal basic income
>let capitalism transform into something new where robots and AI do all the work.

>you can finally be free

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what kind of retarded sorts pens by color for living?
I mean, if someone is actually paying you to do that, you clearly are not in danger of losing job, because you probably is already in the "mentally challenged" quota they must fill

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learn how to fix robots

OP, seriously this isn’t that bad of an idea. Blackmail sabotage. Rally up your coworkers by telling them that your boss is out to replace them too, even if he isn’t. And do whatever you can to fuck with the bot. It’s man versus machine now, bitch.

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Start looking for state assistance with food, housing and education (emphasis on last). That’s your ticket out of poverty. Why in the hell would you be popping out kids if you’re a fucking pen sorter?

>t. newfag

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how do lego do this?

6-axis makes more sense than a shithole hard automation solution, plus it’s scaleable. Buying from mom and pop’s integrator down the road is not.

Try not having a job that could be replaced by a fucking robot

But the first to go will be people with college degrees user.

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Robosurgeons still need a surgeon to operate them.

they directly make bricks on the desired color

t. increasingly sweating surgeon

severely underrated

That will be one of the last jobs robots will take.

I don't think so. Cheaping out on the humans is always the first thing to happen, because it's only humans wanting and needing money.

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Surgery is way too complicated to be done by robots themselves.

k den

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Why the fuck would anyone use a 6 axis collaborative arm for that? It's completely retarded. Tell your boss to get a SCARA, or some other high speed shit, maybe an IRB360. If he is a jew tell him to get a gantry, those are cheap. This makes you the automation expert in the company.

You’ll see fully autonomous cars long before robotic surgeons. The number of surgeons is already decreasing along with the number of doctors because nobody wants to go through years of med school and 100k in debt. The robosurgeon you posted is remotely controlled and those will become more common in smaller hospitals to help deal with the shortage. True AI doesn’t exist yet and will need to exist to replace humans in this field. Ethics will need to be sorted out and then years of medical trials and government approval. It will then happen at different paces in different specialties. I believe it will happen someday but I don’t think it will happen in our lifetimes.

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Who is going to buy the products then?

I'm too exhausted to talk about this, but there's already autonomous cars out. They're already on the streets.

and I'm not too exhausted to add that their 100% autonomous mode is not enabled yet because of huge legal problems.

I'll answer you for the Communists.
>yay nobody will have to buy because money will cease to exist and everyone will be happy!
>everyone on the planet will be able to get a yacht because there's no limiters on yachts anymore =)
>and when everyone in the world has a yacht, we can finally kill the oceans for good and enjoy a shortage of certain resources in sectors relevant to survival that were wasted due to everyone in the world being able to own yachts =)))

Newfag

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But they’re still an imperfect technology that hasn’t gained mainstream acceptance or regulatory approval, which is my point. They’re still probably two decades off in the form we would think of.