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holly shit the cringe level

>you could avoid using the loop by calling main again.(yes, this is defined in the iso)
Does it saturate the stack?

>using == for assignment
he's not doing that, but he is comparing uninitialized variables and doing nothing with the result, which is even retarded
>using = in the while
not really a problem. but yeah, i guess it was supposed to be an infinite loop, but it wont even start since the variables are uninitialized;

The artist didn't use fine-point line needles in his tattoo machine.

>Calling main
Doesn't lead to a stack overflow?
My C++ professor mentioned something like that

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>falling for the ink jew

some problems when gabi cuck him

>Tattooing the name of your current gf

2018 etc, etc, etc.

>using namespace std;
>unallocated ints converted to booleans inline and discarded
>discarding output to stdout instead of actually doing something with the love

ikr

u wot m8?

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>the infinite love is owltyt
Lol

Holy fucking type inference batman.

I have no idea what the smudge on his flabby arm actually says.

Tattoos are so trashy

we live in a society

None of us do

>not taking 'gabi' as a program argument
ENCAPSULATE WHAT VARIES

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Mean

Yes well, that still doesn't make it a good idea to tattoo the name of your current favorite female on your arm. But then, that's just like my opinion man.

It’s like that chinese letter tattoo mania again. Stupid normalfaggots can’t be bothered to check how shit works, all that matters is that some fellow cuck might regard them as a thoughtful person with a complex story behind it or someshit. Can’t wait to see the first Stacies throwing a tantrum when they attempt to write a code tattooed on their bff’s boobs and break their brand new memephone.

cstdlib is included but unused.
void isn't required in the parameters list to main.
return 0 isn't required at the end of main.

nothing serious.
the variables are statically allocated, so they are in fact initialized to zero, there is no undefined behavior here.

Yeah, should have created an abstract factory.

>not using char *pGirlfriend

Since when can you use == to assign and = to compare? Last time i tried that shit didnt work

See They are correct as every call will build a new stack frame.

A miracle has occurred, a programmer has entered the thread

Pajeet, please, this is a C thread.

>not taking gabi as an object

>using namespace
>global variables
>Capitalizing variable names
>space after main, no space after closing parentheses
>three unnecessary true statements (global variables are zero initialized)
>leaving a space after while
>unnecessary assignments, not writing while(true)
>starting the line with {
>not indenting the inside of the loop
>not putting spaces around

>If you succeed and immediately improve successfully you will escape the loop
>improve(); indented by 10 spaces

what a retarded niglet u r lmao

This, and he should have added support for the empty string, he is gonna need it.

Another pajeet trying to bloat the program. Please fuck off. The name suffices.

>that identation
jesus christ what a dumb nigger

I don't think so, this looks very much like C++ to me.

Look at the warnings. Those 3 lines are skipped.

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Legitimately haven't laughed this hard in a while.

>//Algorittvn of Success

None of those are actual issues. It would be an issue if he kept the brackets on the same lines though

>tatoo
>C++
>C++ written like C
>unnecessary file scope variables
>redundant statements
>looks like == and = are being used in the wrong order? but maybe it's a ploy to make this program actually do what it seems to intend to do because obviously Love == Life == Gabi == true would evaluate to 0.
>"at this point the program the infinite love is ???" pajeet detected
>no indentation
>no space before not white text on a black background
>if this isn't fake, it will just fade and look like shit after a while

>Tattooing the name of a female
Please wake me up when he finds out that Gabi is fucking Chad and Tyrone

Gabi is best grill.
Someone please do the chad hardcoder vs the virgin parametrizer.

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I knew you still had it in you, Jow Forums.

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wrong
>undefined variable
that's not a thing, and the values are well defined
wrong
>this is not cross-platform.
What? That's not even a concern for a language, it's portable code at least.
>you have to use std::cout
no you don't, he's using the namespace.
>you could avoid using brackets on the while loop,
nitpicking, that's a stylistic choice for some
>I don't know C++.
Depends on if you make it a tail call and if your compiler does you the courtesy of not creating new stack frames.
But we don't know how C++ is implemented on this guy's arm, the machine in his arm may have an infinite amount of resources.
>camelCase faggot
>unallocated ints
Honestly, does Jow Forums actually know C++ or does it just pretend to know C++ to look cool?
>type inference
isn't being used here
Wow, someone who didn't learn C++ by watching thenewboston youtube videos.
Wow, someone who learned C++ by watching thenewboston youtube videos.
What?
>global variables
Someone who learned C++ from university lectures.

Imagine being a tattoo maker: You'd have a never ending stream of pure cringe

She already is.
Where do you think they got that std from?

This guy codes

this is a good comment, I recommend you get a tripcode asap
but i'm still going to report it because I got reported for nitpicking and I feel I must have vengance

>having to draw over dicks and groins
Yeah, no.

Imagine when she leaves him.

retard alert

My theory is every tattoo artists has a HIV infected needle laying around just in case.

/thread

>#include not encapsulated in a function
please stop with the tatoos

Die of cancer tripfag

youtube.com/watch?v=LheZBw2SD-k

jason@Yog-Sothoth » Documents » $ g++ love.cpp
love.cpp:7:1: error: ‘love’ does not name a type
love = life;
^~~~
love.cpp:8:1: error: ‘life’ does not name a type
life = gabi;
^~~~
love.cpp:9:1: error: ‘gabi’ does not name a type
gabi = love;
^~~~
love.cpp: In function ‘int main()’:
love.cpp:14:9: error: expected ‘;’ before ‘}’ token
}

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That shit font

ehm, sir, it's retardeder

> while (Love = Life = Gabi = true)
true is assigned to Gabi, Life and Love

cout is executed because it say literally:
> while (true)

this guy and 'gabriela' will probably break up within 5 years

Ok, I have Jow Forums as the open page for clover for whatever reason and occasionally I pop into threads but never comment, however I have to say that shit is getting heating up in here

>Eternal Love To Gabriela
Capitalizing a preposition.

That is because you corrected #include

...

its

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>it's a tattoo
Patrician post

>return 0
¿

Not just brackets on newlines, but he's inconsistent about it too

>Find a flaw
\\Sol\\Earth\\Living\\Humans\\Gabi\\main.cpp:1: iostream: No such file or directory.
\\Sol\\Earth\\Living\\Humans\\Gabi\\main.cpp:1: fatal error: cstdlib: No such file or directory

>cpp:1: fatal error: cstdlib:
herp derp. cpp:2: cstdlib:

>using a shitty IDE to debug

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