Home office

>be in pants all day
>eat junk food
>drink soda
>shitpost
>watch TV

Basically a NEET, but get paid for it. Why didn't you joint the home office master race?

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>having to work at all
>not just relying on government gibs
slave away harder

>be in pants all day
why put on pants at all?
>eat junk food
>drink soda
poor lifestyle choice
>shitpost
>watch TV
if that's all you do in your home office you might as well kill yourself.

I did, but it's lonely

This.

>a NEET, but get paid for it
if you are in employment then by definition you are not a NEET but it sounds like a nice job OP

kek

I've lived a NEET live for my entire 20's, and it's horror compared to having a functional life.
>muscular atrophy
>you're either very slim, or getting fat
>pale skin
>low test from low activity levels
>shit sleeping patterns
>get infected pressure sores on my ass from sitting 18 hours per day
>my bony elbows hurt from constantly being pressed towards the table
>some of my fingers are fucked up from repeated mouse/keyboard use
>I never see anyone at all
>no love, no physical contact
>have food rotting in the sink for weeks
>constant meaningless shitpost/gaming/porn cycle
>waiting for your parents to die so that you can off yourself without hurting anyone

0/10 cannot recc

When I had the ability, I actually chose to go into the office rather than be at home. When you’re at home, you’re out of site and out of mind of your coworkers. That means promotions and making connections at work don’t really happen as much.

based and redpilled

I worked from home today. I wouldn't want to do it every day.

based
I'm gonna try to finally get out of the neet life this september and go to school
but a decade of poverty and isolation have probably destroyed any chance I have of functioning or succeeding

jelly wagecuck

Because I'm at least a 6/10 and have passion for what I do.

Have fun shriveling up and dying surrounded by ramen cups and orange soda bottles you filthy scum.

Once you realize life is hard, you won't feel so bad about struggling.

It was only one year for me and I have a friend who asked me to ride a bicycle with him from time to time, so it wasn't *that* bad, but can confirm.

fuck off and die, frogposting r*dditor

Meanwhile at, The Office:
>Go to work fully clothed in 2 layers to seem "professional"
>Interact with coworkers
>Drink extreme amounts of coffee
>Interact with coworkers>Do some effort to do a reasonable lunch using job fridge, to seem like not a complete fuck up
>Drink even more coffee
>Interact with coworkers
>Sit on national TV's website and live stream TV
>Drink even more coffee
>Interact with coworkers
>Handle incoming call and work
>Drink even more coffee
>Interact with coworkers
>Work some more
>Drink even more coffee
>Interact with coworkers
>Leave early and deliver the mail for things we can't bill via email

I used to work from home a lot. I try not to do it for long stretches though. At first, it was great. After a period of a few months, it turned me into a stuttering cave troll since I also moved away to a new city where I have no friends or family. This is still pretty much the case, so I force myself to show up to the office a few days a week. Half the time, I end up working by myself anyway, so it is like at home but with less distractions.

Basically you act like youtube.com/watch?v=s14IUOxPQAE
But basically work is too hard to fake.

this, basically

Someone's a little jealous aren't you lil wagecucky

My nigga.

NEET life style only requires you not to be someone else's bitch. If you choose to use the gained free time to waste it away, that's down to you.

Also pale skin is based.

This is just working in an office minus the travel, workload and annoying coworkers.

neet life outside japan, is it possible?

Why wouldn't it be? Japan isn't the only state with welfare. You just gotta figure out how to make yourself unemployable if you want to secure your unemployment status.

I like my hospital job, I don’t think I’d accomplish much from home.

I've been NEETing it out for four years here in Chile so yeah i guess.

>getting this mad over a little frog

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my whole company is remote and desu i do miss being in an office. home office gets lonely pretty fast.

by the way

> eat junk food
> drink soda

you can do better frend

Neet life in Germany would be pretty easy too, we have HarzIV which gives way too much money to lazy loosers.

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>400 bucks is too much money
Like, sure you can live on it if you're not a retard but it's basically pennies. Besides it's cheaper for everyone. The alternative would be desperate faggots committing crime instead of stuffing themselves with Bierwurst and beer out of plastic bottles.

>getting buttblasted over being called a r*dditor so much that you have to project the insecurity out onto other people
gb2r*ddit

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You should try out the comfy home office life. It'll better.

:^)

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>bongs actually call underwear "pants"
What the fuck do you call the shit you put on over that? Trousers?

How do I accomplish this? What job do you have?

Have things improved in your life?

Based and blackpilled

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I love my home office (more of a shed, actually). It allows me to stay home and work while I take care of my wife's son.

she has a cute butt

living the dream, lad. I do the same. I landed a sweet gig as a Ruby developer.

>she

Fuck off faggot.

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Embedded software engineer. It's a startup.

Not a bong.

Where do I find the time for my personal growth?

Today my boss told me, that he is going to check the code I commited 2 days ago. KEK

You can exercise as a NEET

Don't go to school get a fucking job. You wasted the decade you're supposed to spend on higher education.

This is my life now, except I still had university classes from time to time. Now that I'm supposed to work on my thesis my activity level has ground to a complete halt. It's pure hell.

Today I've passed an interview for Tech-support in call-center for 300 usd per month (Ukraine). 12 hours a day 3/3.

How fucked I am?

I got fed up with that life since I started feeling like I was stagnating in life. Then I got a real office job and now I want to go back.

FUCK

>eat junk food
>drink soda
Enjoy diabetes faggot.

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I'm hoping to change my lifestyle on this front, trying to be more active, fix sleeping patterns, work on my hygiene, making more friends, taking breaks from the computer and sitting, doing chores, etc.

I was doing the NEET lifestyle for several years when I was a teenager. That shit feels comfortable for a short period but becomes hell overtime, especially to your body and your mind.

Don't do that to yourself, it fucks you up bad in the long run.