Do you want programming gf Jow Forums? She would be good fit for you, she even programs in C

Do you want programming gf Jow Forums? She would be good fit for you, she even programs in C
youtube.com/watch?v=kXpWLv2o7hs
Btw why wont you learn how to program? I heard its very lucrative :)

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I will never have a girlfriend in my life
I've accepted this fact years ago

why do you post disgusting pictures like that

looks like a total Jude

Any woman that programs is either the most bland, mousiest, uninteresting bitch that might get slightly moist once or twice while listening to NPR on the drive to work or an utter closet sloots looking at insect impregnation porn on /d/ and/or fucking somebody off Tinder every other weekend.

Hell to the fuck no I do not want a programmer gf

Because attention whore

I don't shove my C knowledge in people's faces. I just argue with other tards on Jow Forums like a normal faggot

I know a girl (a real girl, I checked) that's into functional programming. I think she likes Scala, so maybe that's the language you should learn to find programming qts.

>either bland or sloot
why such a contrast? And what about male programmers - traps wearing programming socks and... pajeets?

based and redpilled

dated a female colombian programmer working here in Germany. she works for a big german company and makes a nice amount of money coding in C++...
but damn, I knew there was something off..
turned out she was asexual.
a cute programming latina - but asexual.
she even told me that if we start a relationship she doesnt want any kind of physical contact for at least a year and she didnt know what a french kiss is (while being 24 years old).

>disgusting
Are you gay?

>I'm just not a sexual person ok?

>not wanting a gf who may not share all of, but will understand, your weird fetishes

you and I, sir, won't be able to understand each other

unironically this. I'm not even bad looking or bad talker, I'm just too autistic to ever look for someone

What about it is disgusting?

My ex used to program in C and used FreeBSD on her desktop computer (yeah, we had separate desktops).

>terribly expensive computer
>on a very small ledge
>in california

how stupid can a person be?

It's 3D

Pajeets I get the impression due to the fact it is such a tech reliant country. Traps I have no clue

On paper that sounds nice until you realize those women are, at best, 6/10 hamplanets. Not braphogs, but neon colored fatties

I want a girlfriend that wants to have babies and raise them. I'll do the programming, thanks.

I too appreciate 2D waifus but there's a lot of virtue to 3DPD women too.

What would you rather, hot body and shitty personality, or hot personality and so-so body?

>hot body and shitty personality, or hot personality and so-so body?
Not the guy you're responding to, but after three relationships in my 20s and early 30s (five in total if you count my teenage years), I've realised that I'd actually rather want the former. I fooled myself into believing that personality was the most important aspect because I naively believed that true love was an actual thing and that modern relationships would be life lasting. But after my experience, I've come to the realisation that love is fleeting and that relationships rarely work out in the long run, and I've missed out on having lots of dirty filthy hatesex with a person that's hot but I have zero respect for, so I'm going for that the next time.

Holy shit she is sitting so close to that monitor. That angle is got to be killing her.

Based and redpilled

I just want a qt3.14 anime gf, so no, i'll pass.

She looks like a mud and works for a botnet. Who cares.

I currently have a gf who codes professionally. ama

>visible clevage

I should really just get any gf.
We could share interests other than programming, like dressing up in cute clothes.

second

I've had girlfriends believe it or not
Beside sex, it was the most annoying thing ever.
I'm autistic anyway and I decided it wasn't for me.

is that fucking hackertyper?
she's got a nice ass, but those huge teeth and annoying voice

do all americans talk like this? her voice is really annoying.

I know right
Im also a stud
We could have them only if we tried a little :)

The last time I had a female friend or non-family/work related contact was in elementary school. Only 7 more years to go until Wizard status, see you then boys.

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Holy fuck. Women live life on a difficulty setting so low it shouldn't even be considered conscious decision making.

>Start out saying 3D is PD as a joke
>Espouse the superiority of 2D pure waifus
>Time jump 2-3 years
>Actually find 3D legitimately disgusting
>Waifu steam profile
>Onaholes. onaholes everywhere
Was it all a nip ploy to bring western birth rates down in line with their own?

Why do you think their life expectancy is so high compared to men?

They live longer, because everyone's tripping over themselves to make their lives easier.

Now they even hire them just because they're women. I bet she actually got into coding because she knew she could easily get a diversity hire job in SV.

Am I so out of touch?
No, it's the females who are wrong.

thats just what they say to unrelenting creeps like yourself
for chad though it's a different story

at this point i'm just ready to chop my dick off to work at a nice engineering company

doesn't that come from java

This nigga gets it.

I already have a programming gf, she codes in Python.

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>"Now, Stacy. Do you want to be a software developer ($150k starting), or a dentist ($300k starting)."
>duuuh me me want black cock
>"That's not an answer, Stacy."
>walmart
>"O-ok, Stacy."

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all I need is jerking off and a body pillow for sleep.
unlimited time and money. eventually I get old and die. not even mad.

see:
But the ultimate red pill is to marry a fat and educated chick who has a good paying job and leech off of her while being a bum. It is not worth it to have an annoying hot chick that you enjoy for 30 minutes and suffer for 23.5 hours.

black python or white python ?

Black mushroom python

>turned out she was asexual
That's code for "I don't find you attractive but I'd still date you for your money, just no sex okay?"

The fact she calls it "coding" should tell you everything you need to know right there

the blueticks on twitter who are advocates for top tech companies dont even know what the fuck they're talking about most of the time.
there's also lots of these whore hires who have reddit.
one example is jenmsft on win10 sub, she doesnt know a single fucking thing about developing software. yet, most of these thots have the tag softdev or even some fancy ass serious sounding tag because a fucking HR hire is not enough for them.
and you know a lazy call attending stacy has the power to pull down a whole company to it's knees with her allegations with the right media attention which even l33t haxors dont have.
what the fuck happened in the last 2 years? it's recently speeding up too, all this degeneracy.
crazy world we live in currently.

>tommy weiseu accent
>chemical engineer
>big bust
she's a keeper lads

>hey hola germoney u qt
>no no i'm tots asex
>relationship ok, but no sexing
>wanna merry
>you really soulmate
meanwhile she gets railed by refugees while she was not with you

Pretty much this

Ball.

post the instagram of this thot OP, attention whores like these usually have slutty instagrams

shit user you have to understand that engineering + programming = 95% men 4% ugly women and maybe 1% decent looking women. This isn't a business career where you see cuties everywhere. sigh why even live