Put github on resume

>applicant puts "professional" twitter handle on resume
>google the username
>modify common URLs with the username
>find one "oops" moment of overlap
>find Steam account

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>put github on resume
>go in for interview
>they roll in the whiteboard

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>Applicant likes Anime
>Didn't put anything weebish on their CV
>No second interview
Why?

Yeah I wouldn't hire a cheater

>proceed to ace that shit by showing how you masterfully coded the impregnation engine

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falcon falcon I summon thee

It's "your waifu a shit". You're fired
>but you're not even hired yet, and i'm HR
No but. Who is your waifu ?
>*sweats profusely*
>It's rather obscure you wouldn't get it
Say it.
>A-asuka Langley
You're waifu a shit.
>REEEE
>*stands up and bows*
>WHEN CAN YOU START SENPAI PLS

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It gets worse everytime I look at a new part of the picture but it's not terrible. We shouldn't judge weebs.
I mean, you know, people are entitled to their sexual proclivities. Let there be a thousand blossoms bloom, as far as I am concerned.
But I ain't spending any time on it because in the meantime, every three months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in north Queensland.

>>modify common URLs with the username
what did he mean by this?

Asuka best girl

cringe

based

>don't put Github on resume
>uh user why don't you have a github account yet it says you have several years of work experience?
>open source is for cucks
>insta hired
based corporate ticks

I identify as a cute anime girl, you're oppressing me.

>t. asuka
Pic related

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twitter.com/$1
steamcommunity.com/id/$1
etc.

Idgaf that he's a weeb, but VAC bans are VAC bans.

>M-m-m-Makina

>"COD4 VAC bans don't count"

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>Don't employ someone for getting vac banned once

PLUS they think outside of the box. Which is important ability to have.

>eeey vac bans can happen by mistake
>It's a cod4
>That faggot played modern warfare
>So seriously he even cheated on it
Lure that fag by telling he's hired then shoot him in the neck.

...

The fuck did you just fucking say about CoD: Modern Warfare, you little bitch?

It's a testament of character. Some dweeb who downloaded a shitty aimbot from Toby.dk back in 2010 because he was getting shit on in a Source pug seems unstable to me. I don't need that kid getting salty over some customer bad-mouthing him and have him bring an AR into the office, or worse a pair of hedgeclippers into the MDF.

This day and age, I throw the "do you play Fortnite" curveball when we're talking non-work and Constanza him and let the awkward silence sink in.

>put resume on github
>crab walk towards the interviewer
>autistic screeching
>now butt naked at 124mph
>offer her a cupcake
>26 whiteboards wheel in
>pepper my angus for big bizzbuzz
>open the door
>everybody walk the dinosaur

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Should you put a github link on your resume?

nope, they like people who work on their free time

CoD4 is shit and everyone who have enjoyed it should get their neck snapped. No exception. It's a terrible corridor shooter with terrible design, half assed coding (90% content being rehashed from the the previous iteration while charging full price lmao) and made the vidya hobby 20% dumber when it came out. It was the golden time of "if I push it enough it'll succeed" so they poured a bunch of millions dollars to brainwash you poor kids into thinking it was something worthwhile and that "the cool kids are playing it"
Get fucked

>I throw the "do you play Fortnite" curveball
Nah I have time and hopefully they'll get a clue of their mistake because while they might response with a smug anime girl or salad laughs, it'll slowly sink in.

Got hired instantly

based.

Reifags on suicide watch

When you apply for a programming position your repository is quite important

>don’t put github on resume
>don’t have a resume
>too autistic to apply for jobs but not autistic enough to be good at anything

>anime profile, nothing wrong with that
>vac ban

next candidate please

i didn't even have a github when i got my intel internship lmao

where the fuck do you dweebs live

>404
Disappointed

kys underage

>pic
fucking lmao that cat is hilarious

repo?

just took the username :3
git gud

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you totally missed the pasta, m8
youtube.com/watch?v=1i739SyCu9I

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As a recruiter I wish more applicants would link their githubs with anime avatars. It makes it just that much easier to weed them out.

Unironically this

epic, based, and redpilled

Based aussie backup

>put github in resume
>forget my avatar is my waifu
>too late now

I still got calls and eventually got hired, lol.

>2018
>having a resume
multiple people call me every month with job offers, nobody else has this? im not from murica btw

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You literally just made that account

>joined today
A fucking LEGEND

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These are the people you don't want to hire.
They might be easy to exploit, but you just know something about their methods will result in unprofessional software.
>"user, did you finish that feature we discussed last week?"
>"No, it was bloat. On the upside, our project is now suckless. Uriel was right."
or
>"No, but I implemented that ad hoc Lisp interpreter, so the user can add it by this DSL."

Guys
>He didn't use a cock.li address
Dropped, unfollowed, blocked, unbranched, called the cops

No.

how do they find you or what do you send them instead of a resume?