>working at a coffee shop
>suddenly look next to you and see this
Wat do, Jow Forums?
>working at a coffee shop
>suddenly look next to you and see this
Wat do, Jow Forums?
...nothing?
Go roast that GNOME pleb
Probably tell him that the first season of Mr. Robot was too predictable and that hacker fight club would have made a better movie than a tv series.
So I SEE you're using Gnome...
I'd be a little weirded out that someone brought a full desktop with keyboard and monitor in addition to a laptop. Also wonder what kind of coffee shop has skee ball
Also probably tell him that trying to play Freddy Mercury will end his career.
Get a better job.
>hack his computer
>download cp in background
>wipe logs
>call fbi
look for the pajeet that is circulating CP through the coffee shop
not do heroin
his face is begging to be showered with piss.
Install Gentoo on his computer and teach him how to use org mode in emacs
Probably dump my onions frap over his retarded computers them go home and dilate for a few hours
Ask him on a date, have sex with him and make him my husband. No homo.
based and gape-pilled
Pee on his face. He won't be able to do anything about it
what the fuck?
sir this is a library you can't watch pornography here
schizophrenia is a helluva drug.
pat head
Call him a script kiddy and then run
This is how gay people act on the internet, user.
Observe.
I downloaded the first season of Mr. Robot and I got a warning letter from comcast like literally the next day
Am I one of the few that actually likes the series? I mean it's entertainment, but I still enjoy the show.
I like it, but it got slow at some point in season 2 and a show I really like was back on so I kinda jumped ship. I'll pick it back up eventually though because I actually paid for it and I'll feel like it was a waste if I don't finish it.
Piracy doesn't create a sense of money wasting behaviour if you neglect watching something.
>ubuntu
heh fucking nerd
< I SEE YOU'RE RUNNING GNOOOOME :DDD
Ask for autograph
>watching TV
Do nothing.
Cunt looks like James Rodriguez, the Colombian soccer player
Install KDE
The first episode was legit the best a TV show has ever produced. The second episode was boring as shit and really didn't needed to happen.
I decided to stop watching after the bad guy literally paid a homeless person to be beaten up, in the third episode.
Today in things that never happened
why would he lie?
Quick find a reason to mock him for the OS he's using, what else?
To get that nice (You)
>working
I once downloaded the first 20 mb of just cause 2 and got a fucking 5000€ bill
Episode 1 was the only good episode. After that its like watching shit float in a toilet. The hacking, from a black-har perspective, is fucking terrible. I hate when people confuse penetration testing for hacking.
Don't touch nintendo products. Recently they've been fisting people.
pee pee poo poo
What the fuck. I've been using Mega for year and *they* haven't done shit.
I'm starting an apprenticeship for a tech job in September. Can I get away with telling people that I'm "just a tech" like Elliot?
> "So I see you're running Gnome. You know, I'm actually on KDE myself. I know this desktop environment is supposed to be better but, you know what they say. Old habits, they die hard."
BUMP!