Elon Musk on suicide watch

It just werks
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and dont expect to charge your new 150k car goy

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>tfw Nintendo Switch hackers btfo both Nvidia and Tesla

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Based stoner CEO. Grimes truly destroyed this once great man.

Didn't Musk want to migrate PayPal servers to Windows?

>tfw your car gets a virus

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lol, now tesla fanboys are blaming his women for the crap he his.

They really want to suck Elon's dick, and only they.

>Tesla upload new firmware that patches this
This will probably happen when they figure out the issue.

thats normal you fucking dip, learn about C ratings

yeah no shit it bypasses everything, it charges at like 400 amps

It's pretty pathetic, I agree. He was a retarded vaporware wizard before his hideous hipster gf and he's still one after her.

>tegra
Who the fuck green lit that? That's like asking to be raped.

dumbass

>"Researchers have found an exploit in Nvidia Tegra X1-based systems that they say cannot be patched."

threatpost.com/exploit-targets-nvidia-tegra-based-nintendo-systems/131377/

>being able to root a car
>somehow insecure
that's a good thing, open source it all.

WOW CHARGING A BATTERY FASTERY MAKES IT DIE FASTER? WHO FUCKING KNEW! CALL 1990 AND TELL THEM TO GET OVER HERE AND WRITE A NEWS ARTICLE!

It's an unpatchable security exploit lmao. Nvidia should be banned from making socks.

just wait for intel to join the GPU market and nvidia join the CPU market in next few years
exploits for everyone.

If I remember correctly, that is a physical access exploit.
You should know how we feel about physical access exploits.

holy shit

They can be indirectly accessed afaik. Aren't teslas IoTs?

You're a retard. Its a two different issue. Encryption is a software issue that can be fixed with software patch.

>This issue cannot be exploited remotely, even if the device is connected to the Internet

No.
You need physical access.

Knowing what an absolute piece of swiss cheese tegras have been I wouldn't be surprised if there's a 0 day featuring both problems. You'd still probably need physical access like the other anons said though.

he doesn't care you faggot, he wants you to exploit him so he fixes it for free, all his companies are for one goal fag, getting a colony on mars.

>being able to gain root access to a device you own is considered insecure these days

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Do you even know how long the list of tegra exploits and vulnerabilities is? It's not about rooting but literally no maleable security.

yes, but that was back when windows server was the cool tech to use.

how does it feel to be in a timeline where journalists are so butt hurt about musk calling them out for essentially being oil shills that they are opening calling for destruction of the human race by way of destroying a man who forced other car companies to produce sexy electronic vehicles and made rocketry cool again and is helping to develop the technology that will take us to other planets

The enemy of my enemy is not my friend.

he should be sent back to south africa, I tell you hwat

This is the same guy that tried to convince paypal to use windows instead of linux for their servers

Probably would have been for the best, too.

>you can hack into teslas

So fucking what? You can send out a signal that shuts down the engine of running cars of most makes and models.

what a fucking loser
typical sub 10k followers attention whore

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Shills GTFO