Let's have a thread dedicated to the best Linux distro EVER!

Let's have a thread dedicated to the best Linux distro EVER!

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ubuntu 13.04 is better

*Street Pass Theme Starts Playing*

Corn Born. HAHA. Weeb sauce all over the C A R P E T! Dad nooooooo! sos please?

LUL! Puppy Linux.. More like... My father owns a children's sweatshop and hurts children in our basement send help HAHA!

Their IRC channel years back was extremely helpful back in the day, unlike #ubuntu which was 100% full of larpers.

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping its going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
'Cause everyones a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping its going to come true
But theres not a lot I can do

Das nah Solus, man!

Some distro should copy the puppy bootloader, I find it GOAT to be able to trim your kernel on booting

So how did this become the designated shitpostin thread?

busybox_init
*sip

Puppy clearly makes other distros and thier users self conscious of thier inferiority.

> boots on everything
> runs smoothly
> has many utility software
> recovers drives from the dead
> no systemd
> represents whata gnu/linux distros should strive to be

Too bad nobody will ever make a better live distro

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Says Best Distro. Posts picture of puppy linux instead.

The shitposting here is off the charts.
> install gentoo

>Questions the superiority of puppy.
>Gives zero reason for doing so.
>Gives no alternative distro.
>Adds nothing to thread.
Sounds about right for the non puppy brainlets.
Fuck Gentoo. Use a real distro. Use puppy Linux bitch.

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I used to use puppy about 4 years ago. It was really the first linux distro I ever used. Even completely deleted win7 for it. I found it nice to explore. I'd really like to use it again but not sure if I should. Is there any that run modern kernels or modern ubuntu versions? Should I check the puppy forum?

you gentleman, are a man of refined taste. Supertramp is based.

>represents whata gnu/linux distros should strive to be
No it doesn't. Linus originally wrote Linux for 386 only, with no concern for portability or widespread compatibility.

>Family moves to poor eastern-Euro country
>Illegally live in a home
>Shower at the local swimming pool
>Kid owns an ancient laptop with PuppyOS
>Always comes over to talk about tech
>Kid smells horrible
>Give him a T430 I scavenged for parts
>Puts PuppyOS on it again

This is why I can't take it seriously

I'm muffins! I'm a dog that is in LOVE with cats. That's right! I know it sounds crazy because floofy doggos aren't supposed to breed with sassy kitties but I grew up with them and have just never really wanted anything to do with other puppers. It just feels so good to be a big strong dog loving a slender and fragile kitty! I can't help myself! Their long tail seductively swishing effortlessly through the air... I'm getting too excited now! I need to go to the park! I'm going to go play now

what the fuck is this thread? this really is an underrated distro.
and here we have people acting like idiots.
i have personally recovered 2 old ass netbook's drivers when they had low space/ram and drivers not detected by major linux distros.

and the only thing i think puppy linux can improve is in maintaining it's partitions better. better partitioning system and it will be awesome.
but, seriously disappointed in this thread.

Im sure its a bot, maybe running from a puppy botnet

Yeah they have modern xenial puppy. It works with Ubuntu repos. Makes life easier.

I think they got lost on the way to the GPU fanboi threads or some such. I've never seen shitposts quite this retarded before. Shame since it really is a great distro that deserves some attention.

slitaz masterrace reporting in.

Didn't we have this thread last week?
I haven't seen this distro outside of a retirement home.

You don't get out much. Puppy has a big following.

Except I've never seen it used or anyone talk about it outside of the posts here, so I'll ask once again like I did last thread, what advantages does it hold over slackware or debian?
>inb4 preinstalled shit

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is this the distro that has text background telling you terminal commands?

>He's never tried puppy.
Oh you poor thing. Go give it a try.

Now where did I say I've never used it, I said I've never seen it used or talked about outside of here, never said whether or not I've personally used it. Also, stop avoiding my question.

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>No it doesn't. Linus originally wrote Linux for 386 only, with no concern for portability or widespread compatibility.
I said it should be, not that was created with that intent.

Puppy Linux blew my monitor from ~2000 up. I was dicking around with it, Ctrl-Alt-Backspaced for some reason, and something inside the monitor blew.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! Sister sucks me off in the shower ... Porn boy please !!!!! Nnn

Mom fuck!

d word utilization

>represents whata gnu/linux distros should strive to be
It's UI/UX is trash