Tell me how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the supplies in the picture

Push the two slices of bread on the stack.
Grab random slice of bread from any index in bound.
Place bread slice on plate.
Smear peanut butter on slice and leave peanut butter side up.
Grab another slice of bread from the stack at a random index in bounds.
Hold slice in hand and Smear jelly on top.
Place slice in hand jelly side down on top of peanut butter slice with peanut butter up.

You turned an entire loaf into a list of sandwiches. You fat fuck.

>he'd rather eat peter pan peanut butter

Faggot

no, you need to lose weight anyway

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thanks, I now have Hyper-V running with no problems

You take the peanut butter.
Smear it on your dick.
Yiff the dog.
Make a .gif animation out of it.
Nut on the bread. Spread the jelly.

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Just click install_sandwich.exe

>thanks, I now have Hyper-V running with no problems

did not see that coming.lel

okay, now i have it selected

>he wants toolbars in his snadwich

>compiling from source
Just use the binary.

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Throw all that shit away because carbs are poison.

Then go get yourself some meat.

Peanut butter and jelly are bloat.

ah, a fellow stackoverflow admin

put peanut butter and jelly on a slice of bread. Then put another slice of bread on top of it. Finally, stick the butter knife up your butt.

>open the jelly jar, invert over one piece of bread, bang on bottom of it until jelly comes out
>open the peanut butter jar, use other piece if bread to scoop out peanut butter
>put the peanut butter bread on top of the jelly bread
>eat
The knife is not required.

It's GH-if you stupid cock sucking motherfucker, not """""Jif"""""
Go fuck yourself

Uuuh install Jiftoo

Update the firmware and then install the .pbj package

shove everything up your fat arse and call it a day

Sandwich sandwich = new Sandwich();

T. Ketoer

I'm on a cheeto diet myself.

tfw cs50

Why does every computer science class, the professor asks this question to the students? Even if it’s a 400 level class. Might be just my school.

skippy > jif

so you can say "fuck off with trying to trip me up with your jewy semantic game bullshit, give me a well-defined API for using the items or suck my cock"

How long do I have to eat nothing but cheetos to reach cheetosis and become a tiger? I've been eating a cheeto diet for a month now and my body has only reached the very cheese level.

Mom can you make me a PB&J, pacman messed up my Arch configs again

>not buying Skippy or some natural brand

Swap the lids
Set the jars in the bread bag
Put the pieces of bread on top and bottom of the bag
Place knife under plate and sit on bread+bag combination
You have success

Simply Jif uses better ingredients than Skippy Natural. And the natural brands don't even taste like normal peanut butter.

Get out of my house.
I love that arnold whole wheat.
Get another knife so you don't get the peanut butter mixed with the jelly/jam, or a spoon to get some out of the4 jar.

I buy teddi butter and occasionally peter pan

:^)
More like a .jif animation
kek

> cheetos
> tiger
wat

no need

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pbsw.sh
#!/bin/bash
tar xf peanutbutter.jar
touch knife
knife peanutbutter
knife.peanutbutter bread
knife peanutbutter
knife.peanutbutter bread2
exit knife
exec hand bread --mouth
exec eat &
#sh pbsw.sh

>bland frozen bread
>off brand peanut butter that's been in contact with bread and jelly for months
>frozen jelly
>all for more money than an equal amount of bread, peanut butter and jelly would cost
I think I'll pass.

can't figure out the jelly.sh
on the other hand is too much bloat imho

cat | tail jelly
OH NO