Are you getting one?

1. there is no pointing device
2. where tf is the right shift?

iirc it has an optical trackpad like BlackBerries had

Oh OK
But there is still no right shift

With that pointer device? Not a chance. It was a massive mistake loosing the clit.

The keyboard still sucks. Just give me a Pok3r 60% layout (keys scaled down, of course)

>Windows 10
Fuck no. Didn't they hear? Valve is making windows pointless.

It's retarded. To move the pointer and click on things you have to hold the device with two hands. Why would you put the pointer sensors above the keyboard? It's one of the stupidest keyboard designs I've ever seen.

Getting one is reserved for the top 10% of men.

I could get three Thinkpad's with price of that chinkshit sooo no.

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Let's see you slip a ThinkPad in your pocket.

no, the mouse thing is stupid

why do they always use airbrushed eastern europeans to advertise kickstarter shit?

*cough*
*crack*
*sip*

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Fuck the little useless piece of shit I want more of dat gurl

I thought about excluding specifically that before remembering it's not a ThinkPad, it's a Palm Top. Try again.

>eastern european
I'd say that was a heavily airbrushed light skinned Indian.

Ya know I started thinking. Maybe a lightweight Linux distro with a touch screen and a Thinkpad clit could make this a neat idea...

But then I remembered hey the Moto z keyboard releases in like a month and would be about the same shit minus the clit.

So yeah...I mean remove the windows and you could knock what, 50-100 bucks off the price? And then it could have software updates without the OS shitting itself to death. Windows is a deal breaker.

She has the Batman's Joker smile

Fuck no.

Does it come with the laptop?

I already have a better looking wife than that. Nice cellphone she's got though, nice to see keyboards making a comeback.

holy fuck that is cute

Can't afford one and I'd probably break it from overuse.

The laptop however...

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You only need one shift key

The previous iteration came with ubuntu or win10.

And was ubuntu cheaper?

>where tf is the right shift?
I never seen anyone using the right shift.

>why do they always use airbrushed eastern europeans to advertise kickstarter shit?
Because they're cheaper than other beautiful ethnicities and prettier.

I found this funny.

Why is this so fucking expensive?

I'd rather use a random 100 USD tablet with a keyboard dock.

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Does anyone ever use the right hand alt,ctrl or shift? Totally pointless keys.

I used to use it to crouch in games back when I used the arrow keys for movement.

Getting an girl? Oh hell no!

I don't think so lol.

>ms-dos on the go

What the fuck are you even doing on this board

Well my wife would be kind of mad.

That gurl is so photoshop that it hurts.

a girl? no

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Wow. Using trans models now. Progressive.

>That gurl is so photoshop that it hurts.
Where? She's heavily makeuped and had pro lightning, but I don't see editing?

I'd rather get an iPad.

>iPad
cuck

Where is the nub?
It looks like getting original GPD Pocket will be a better deal now.

Like some user already said, she looks like a northern pajeet with extreme photoshop lightening treatment.

Jow Forumss favourite Youtuber just did a video on the GPD Pocket 2:
youtu.be/Rug26z-hy-w

being a pedant isn't a good look user

Performance should be the same really. Nothing all that new with this model, at least nothing that stands out.

Eww dat roastie looks so fake. God I so want to give'r a good dicking

the core my or whatever its called is a fair bit faster but the atom in the original was fine anyway

>she looks like a northern pajeet
What the fuck are you on about.
She's obviously mainly slavic.

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But that's gay

Anyone actually own the original? What OS?
Did you replace the thermal paste at all?

You're supposed to use right shift for any letters on the left half of the board, and vice-versa.

My friend has the original Pocket. He kept the default Ubuntu on it. He didn't replace the paste that I know of. Unfortunately the thing just collects dust. Maybe I'll bring it up to him and ask if he had any issues with it and why he isn't using it next time I see him.

No, fuck off with your le hot gurl marking bullshit.

I wish I could get a gf

>I wish I could get a gf
It's not something you have to wish, it's something you have to work toward, incel.

a-a GF?

youtube.com/watch?v=bqsTmF2Oicc

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>Jow Forumss favourite Youtuber
bullshit
i don't even know who's that

Linux Torvalds, the creator of linux
now get out newfag

>i don't even know who's that
Fuck off newfag.

>watching youtube
>calling others newfags
lol newfags

It's probably a chinkina whose face and eyes were photoshopped to look white.

Based and redpilled.

She's Russian you racist fuck

>Russian
How do you know?

neat, where can I get one and can it run dwarf fortress?

No. That form factor is retarded. Too big to type with thumbs, too small to type normally.

>Windows
fucking disgusting

>are you getting [a feminine pocket]?
Yep. Not a no-name chinkshit one though. Even if the hardware is identical, ease of setup and good long-term after-sales support are crucial.

who the fuck uses the right shift

no one, but in the context of holding this thing like a nintendo DS, you need right shift to be able to use shift with any of the keys on the left side

very expensive, rare and its a palm top, so there isn't anywhere you can get one really and almost certainly no.

there's a guy who posts his massive UMPC collection on Jow Forums sometimes and he has one

you're better off looking into the vaio series

what the fuck is wrong with her eyes

they got some generic asian girl to model and just photoshopped her new eyes with lighter skin to save costs

How is it pedantry? That is not a ThinkPad, plain and simple.

If you're going to get something like this, wouldn't a tablet make 100% more sense? Especially since most tablets have keyboard addons if you absolutely must have a keyboard.

>that over the top skin retouching
yikes

nope, I don't have tiny baby hands so it wouldn't be comfortable to use

What's the utility of having a pocket computer? Genuinely curious.

Slavish eyes

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It's almost as if races are not species and people look similar across races. 50% chinese look almost indistinguishable from hispanics.

Literal boomer tech

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Elaborate?

To install GNU+Linux on.

A girlfirend? Yeah sure

kek

>trackpoint gone

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>races are not species

Yeah, technically they are sub-species, with further variations within races, called ethnicities.

>50% chinese look almost indistinguishable from hispanics.

50% what? 50% of the Chinese population, or 50% genetically Chinese?