How do we increase the amount of women in tech?

I have no problem with autistic women, but when it's women who are into fashion who program, I start to get really enraged. We should really make them feel objectified,. maybe that'll scare them away.

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Men are better at being women than women.

why would you want to? women are whores. not autistic bots.

there was a caller who called into Dick Masterson's hotline and confirmed that men are even better than women at sucking dick.

To be fair, many women would say women are better eating pussy as well.

do you just want them in tech or actually being programmers, electrical engineers, etc?

put estrogen in the water cooler and decorate the office with anime posters, figurines, etc while making it very clear that the company insurance covers all expenses related to gender transition.

Jews, every one of them.

What is going on here?

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Pink keyboards and puppy stickers

Create more jobs in IT logo design, IT social marketing, IT office decorating, etc. etc.

I never understood this push for "insert ethnicity or gender here" for "insert field here". Let people do what they want to do. If they have the skills and passion, hire them. If not, don't. No company should be forced to hire on a bunch of people because some screaming cunt says so.

I was always curious. Say I started an IT security firm. We're 3rd party so we need to be fucking amazing to get/keep customers. As CEO I ONLY hire the best and brightest with no regards to their gender, race, or color. I just happen to end up with 90% white guys and the remaining 10% just so happens to be a mix of non white guys and girls because they were exceptional. Can I get in trouble with the law for exclusion or some stupid shit? Like is a company allowed to just straight up say "we only hire the best. We Don't have a lot of women/browns/blacks because they didn't make the cut"?

wtf you racist sexist bigot! i will call all my lgbtwziusdakjfhsdkjflasfu friends and community to create a shitstorm

I know you're being sarcastic here but honestly I think this problem goes back to the cradle. When did this switch happen?
>Have a baby girl
>Buy a bunch of toys for her, dolls, fake kitchen stuff etc
>Later on have a baby boy
>Buy him fake guns, legos, etc
>Girl starts to play with Legos
>Girl really loves Legos
>Girl grows up with a fascination in building
>Girl becomes engineer/architect

Except it seems we're not raising kids to choose this any more. Parents are forcing their little girls and boys to do the "opposite" of what society expects for fucking what? So the boys grow up emasculated, the women grow up with no notion of being motherly, and everyone is unhappy by the time they mature?

I'm sorry I'm not meaning to lean into psychological territory here, but fuck this push for women in tech and other such fields is just getting more and more common. JUST LET PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY WANT.

>tfw Bruce Jenner has been awarded as """ woman""'" of the year after the surgery
>Proves that men are even better at being women than actual women
>Meanwhile, women attempt suicide more often while men have a higher success rate
>Women can't even kill themselves properly
Just imagine being hetero and having to put up with their bs just for pussy lmao

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I'm bi-sexual. Does that make it any better? I will say that hooking up and getting any sort of hole to fuck is a lot quicker and easier when you play for both teams.

can you IMAGINE being straight? Thank goodness for /b/, we really dodge a bullet there.

Why would we need to increase it? If women are interested they're interested and if not then why force them? On average more men than women are interested in technology fields.

>>Women can't even kill themselves properly
they can, it's just most the time they don't want to die
they want attention

kysing yourself is non-trivial.

A depressed friend met a guy in the hospital who'd shot himself in the face with a shotgun but didn't die instantly, so he was airlifted a couple hundred miles to a fancy hospital. Now he's missing half his face, lost a chunk of his brain, and will probably be in a psych facility the rest of his life so he can't finish the job.

The only thing worse than suicide is attempted suicide. Don't kys, but if you do then for the love of God don't fuck it up.

it's sad to think it of like that but you're right. If the ABSOLUTE FINAL THING you're going to do in life is kill yourself, get the job done right. your story reminds me of some local dude who attempted to hang himself but didn't want to choke to death. So he ended up tying a half assed knot around his neck (not a noose) and jumping from a ladder. Broke his neck but then the knot slipped from his weight after less than 30 seconds. He's alive but quadriplegic

MALE pattern baldness

Makes it better by a lot.
>Friend of mine is bi
>Dated a qt girl for some time
>Later turns out she drank the entire feminist koolaid
>Wants to dump her but she's clingy af
>Instead, goes out and take other guys home once in a while
>Says she can't break up with him "in fear of being homophobe"
>This has been going on for a good year now
>She still goes with it, begrudgingly
>mfw I have no face for this
She's probably dead inside by now.

You're a retard, the difference in suicide success rate isn't because suicide is hard. It's because women's "suicide attempts" are them swallowing 8 tylenol and having their stomach pumped

I wish I knew

They’re just sharing hair.

That's fucking hilarious. I will say it's nice being able to pull from 2 different pools of people. I've gone to bars with my buddies who know I'm bi. We get there and there's nothing but old slags or just overall nasty skanks. Not 1 even remotely 5/10 cute girl to hit on or buy a drink. My buddies just sit down and start bullshitting and ordering more drinks. Meanwhile I've caught the eye of some twink across the bar and I'm leaving within 20 minutes of getting there.

>stop forcing diversity
>let the ones who truly want to get into the industry do so

By introducing a comfort woman position in tech firms.

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Damn fucking fastest hands in the Wild West.

I sincerely think overall productivity would be vastly improved if there were women on site for fucking. I mean literal escorts/call girls or whatever you'd like to call them. Company bought and paid, girls have to get constant health checks to prevent STD's (as do all the people in the company).

Imagine just coming back from lunch with a full stomach and empty balls. There'd be no excuse to not meet your deadline then.

>come back from lunch with a full stomach and empty balls
you'd probably fall asleep at your desk

yea I didn't think of that. Hmm. I still vote for implementing the company comfort women. We'll work out the kinks at a later date.

I see countless of women with tech jobs on Tinder, they most likely don't do shit at work but there are women getting diversity hired in just about every tech company.

Equality of opportunity != equality of representation.

FPBP.

by hiring stripers for engineers and programmers in tech.

How do we increase the amounts of males in tech?

I'd be willing to bet they just decrease productivity.
I know I wouldn't be able to get shit done if I was being fondled by some hot slag.

Create positions for prostitutes that delivery sex to it staff.

I feel like this thread isn't complete without Marissa Meyers' subtly erotic voice.

youtube.com/watch?v=9uIrAN4JneY

aids everywhere

We get more attractive women in tech. Then men will flock to tech jobs because they want to sexual intercourse with attractive women.

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This.
companies should pay women for getting men in tech.

I thought (sexual) relationships between coworkers were pretty much forbidden by large corporate entities in the US out of fear of legal problems

>gay
ok
>lesbian
ok
>LGBTBRRAAAP
no

Thats kinda clever, nice assignment

Does anyone else find her incredibly attractive? She is like the ideal of what a milf should be.

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that must be a very old photo, Christopher Reeve is very young here.

Women are pussies and only attempt suicide for attention, deep down they want it.
Men actually sometimes really end up hating life so they just end it easily.

quotas... And let the consumer deal with the shitty lower quality results of having less competent hardware and software and network integrity and etc...

Cause who cares what fucks over 100% of the consumer base(including military and medical gear where lives are literally at risk) when we have a few girls with low self esteem cause when they walked into their first CS class, 18 of the 20 students had penises.

Though we can also push people gender transitioning too, that way its still "men" who are doing the work... we just all pretend their hotdog is actually a taco.

*want to live

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I know, right? I felt like shit in highschool, being gay. But i have grown to hate everything women strive for in the modern time. Its never making their own shit, its taking over what men made, and then reforming it to accommodate them.

Gaming, comic books, magic the gathering, super hero movies, STEM, etc.... Its never "look at this cool innovation women have come up with" but rather "This ______ is too white and male! Lets put some women in charge!" even though 20 years ago women would belittle and joke about guys who played video games, read comics, etc...

Life in general sucks for me, but if i was also straight, theres a good chance id have killed myself(successfully, none of that lame 'cry for help' shit the roasties do)

still waiting for justification why its so important it's 50/50

>she got married to a black man

>has 2 kids with him now
kill me

Dont hold your breath.

If they ever do pipe up, after they explain get them to address the gender gap in oil field work, roofing, water and waste infrastructure, sanitation, etc... Its funny how they care about the nice lucrative jobs, but dont give a fuck about the blue collar ones(you know, the ones that would be very easy to shore up with more women if they actually could do the labor)

Also, how about we also talk about the HUGE chasm with the genders in education? not even 20% of teachers from k-12 are male. Why is that, and isnt that far far FAR more important? Oh wait, thats only really fucking over male students who dont have teachers who can relate to them while they are learning... So who fucking cares about that!

A competent CS major gets the same results regardless of their gender, so theres no need for quotas or any fucking around... But the argument for educators having one does make more sense, and yet theirs deafening silence because it favours women. isnt that kinda interesting?

Fire men so women are proportionally more.

When males stop being toxic at a young age so females don't become turned off/intimidated from trying to enter the field n the first place.

So has any of them killed themselves yet?
I feel like by now one of them had to have committed suicide.

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the statistics would back up that assertion. Id bet on the ferangi/conehead one with the severely blownback hairline. I bet "she" is wonderful in the sac.

>fags hate dykes hate traps
LGBT is just one happy family!

there'd be a percentual increase of women in tech if you literally killed yourself

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Ask Hollywood to make some blockbusters where the superheroes are programmers.

What annoys me isn't that more women are getting into tech, but rather how the conversation changed from "how do we get more women interested in tech and CS" to "how do we force companies to hire more women". I feel like eventually, in the name of PC and "diversity", it's going to get to the point where women with no experience, degrees that aren't in CS or anything related to it, or even have a degree at all are going to get hired over perfectly qualified candidates over the basis that they're women. And of course everyone else will have to put up the slack as a result. Of course, we never hear how we need more male nurses and teachers, or any other field dominated by women, or how trades need more women. Everytime they're a push for "more women in X", it's always high paying office jobs.

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and that's a good thing!

Better question:

How do we increase the amount of competent women in tech?

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Almost all the women I see in tech always end up being secretaries for the managers or managers themselves.

>kysing yourself is non-trivial
Even furfags can do it. Your friend couldn't even hit a stationary brainstem from point blank range. No wonder he functions so well with a "chunk" of it missing.

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>implying that is not a man wearing lipstick

World needs 100x more Lisa Su

Make a compiler that doesn't care much for rigorous syntax, but compiles better when the code is about emotions.

Make more trannies.

i rather deal with a tranny who knows what he is doing and wants my cock when i get drunk than a woman.

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Inconceivable!

if they dont want to why should we?

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This is a black dude to you?

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hahahahahahahahaha

You're probably trying to get a rise out of me, but I'll be honest and blunt: the lgbtqiaa2slmnop community is fractured and full of resentment. For 50 of the last 60 years it's been shitty to be a gay man just about all over the world. It's still a death sentence in parts of the world. But since I'd say 2010, it's been in vogue to hate gay men in the lgbtqiaa2slmnop camp because their assumed privilege. Even though all the other folks in the alphabet soup are where they are because they latched onto gay men's movement that actually accomplished all this crap. So yeah, most gay guys resent the fuck out of everyone else since they're always getting sniped by catty trannies, fat dykes, flavor of the month non-standard queers, etc...

the kinks are the fun part

MGTOW

I entered the thread for this, Jesus Christ what is wrong wih her

Don't you recognize one of the founding fathers?

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