What are some painless methods of suicide?

What are some painless methods of suicide?

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Better ask

Smokeless charcoal and seal off the bathroom

Depends on your definition of pain.
Drowning in a lake or the ocean would be my choice because it's a very real way of dying.

install gentoo

He said painless user

Suicide is technology

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Get super drunk and blow your head off with a shotgun (side of temple). Even painless suicide comes with a pricetag.

buy apple products

>tfw not american
>tfw no guns
>tfw no easy way out
>tfw third world

my idea is exit bag scuba diving
one tank is oxygen and the other is an inert gas such as nitrogen or helium
once you're ready you just switch the tanks and swim to gensokyo

i know that feel

not the setting i'd choose
but definitely helium or nitrogen

not waking up from old age

>swim to gensokyo
This is convincing me to commit suicide.

>Drowning in a lake or the ocean would be my choice

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go ask lainchan

Self immolation with a cause.

install Gentoo into your brain
kill -9 1

Shotgun to head.

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Looks like explosives are more attractive.

I know a guy whose cousin shot himself in the face with a shotgun and lived. He said he visited him in the hospital afterwards and his face was pretty much gone.

Aim carefully, OP!

Cyanide must be insanely agonizing. I can't imagine trying to breathe but still having the feeling of holding your breath for multiple minutes, hopelessly gasping for air.

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any form of drowning is far worse though