ITT: We pretend to be females who program

ITT: We pretend to be females who program

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cd ..

Don't hit on me silly boys.

rm -r *

I'm taken

*touches screen to point out what I'm talking about*

*files false rape accusations*

*writes garbage code*

cd
cd
cd code
cd
cd

Master and slave are offensive terms, so I've replaced every instance of "master" and "slave" in the code with "leader" and "follower".

Yaaaaaas

*leaves a greasy fingerprint*

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What about master and nigger? I always use that one.

hello sirs. yes i am %100 europaen woman. im here to learn code javascript. nice meet u all! :)

*copies entire project code from the internet*
*Gets promoted after 4 weeks at job*
Heh nothin personnel, male colleague

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Ummmmm that's even worse sweetie, you'll be hearing from the HR department.

Why don't you color code user?

Jow Forums BTFO

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I like to initialize a counter variable before EVERY loop.

...enumerable objects? Sorry, I'm not too familiar with Roman Enumerables

goddamned disgusting kissless virgins, there is no hope for filth like you

cd
cd
cd
cd code
apt sudo pleasecodeforme.rb

Post tits

Ah I found the incel thread

>int x (){
>x =1;
>int y = 2;

>return x+y;
>//yaaay i'm a developer now ^_^
>}

Women in tech is a meme.

Yeah sistas, bust dose virgans!

yaaaasssss queen sleyyy

>isn't really taken
>just doesn't wanna be around tech guys and waiting for chad.

>i changed the font size, who says girls can't code *clap*

git push origin master --force

>only knows html and css
>makes Stinky Tom over in AppDev integrate all the http controller methods

>be neckbeard
>all hobbies and interests are autistic
>owns several pairs of cargo shorts
>"why don't women want to spend time with me?"

terrible thread

>am better at frontend than my male coworkers

int a = 0;
int b = 0;

for i++;
a = a+1;
b == int.String;
print b;

return 0

>be woman
>have no hobbies
>be a brain dead cult
>no social repercussions for being like this

E A S Y M O D E

hey guys, i need help with my project, can anyone help? xD
It's really hard for a girl xD

*orders Starbucks everyday*

What if we change it to "Massa"

*is asian h1b coder chick but marries a white guy*

what about gochuujin-sama and meido-san

>Be neckbeard
>Be autistic
>Own several pairs of cargo pants
>Just wants to have friends to be autistic with and enjoy life
>Get shit on by society and women for simply trying to make the best of his own situation

>We pretend to be females who program

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This was me when I first started programming in university. Not only was I learning a whole new coding language and concept but I also had a crash course in BASH while also taking a full load of other classes. Karlie is a model. It's easy to make fun of her stumbling through a command line

I mean..... even this is ok. You are not creative about the worst options. I will start:

>be a feminazi
> be the cancer cell to destroy the western civilisation
> hobbies include: being on twitter and blaming white cis men
> Get a job in the IT industry. IN GOOGLE of all places.
> Start to wonder why the fuck are google cervices beginning to suck compared to the competition.
> Blame cis white colleagues.
> Get even more cancer cells like you.

found the degenerate feminist cancer

I personally use massa and shiggity diggity nigger

Why is using cd bad

Was that taken in the US or India

> all look hispanic and indian
> not a single white woman in the crowd
imagine my shock. kek.

>IN GOOGLE of all places.
why the fuck would anyone want to work for google?

I think they meant it in the idea of "using cd, cd.. and tree commands to show that you are a leet haxor"

>hi, im a middle aged married asian database programmer
>im going home now, i hope you dont sniff the seat of my chair while you're working late and everyone else is gone.

if I were a woman......... I would know that this is a high paying spot that will require little work from my side and it is stable. I can also tell other women that I am a leet haxor.

>why the fuck would anyone want to work for google?
i suspect they're retarded.

> database programmer
>SELECT poo FROM loo

Who invited Satan?

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theyre all white except like 2 what are you talking about

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We should remove objectification of "female class" not everything is an object!

> being this fucking delusional
amazing.

ok, I did not know that... but i was right:
if you type cd to locate a file you look l33t