Your current job

>your current job
>how much brainpower you actually use to do it

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>neet
>0

>aftersales technician / customer service
>100% trying to decode whatever the fuck these retards are trying to imply the problem is

Armed Security
Zero

I just program on my laptop with the cameras on the work computer

>Apple store sales representative
>Little to none, moreso requires me to force myself to be and extrovert

>Samsung customer service.
>Zero

It's literally just helping old people with their phones with really simple issues, and selling tablets/phones.

It's the easiest job in the world and I get paid 26 dollars an hour for it.

What the fuck?! Where do i sign up?!

>student
>90%
I was asked my pronouns this week....

Just do what you do for any job. Keep an eye on job websites and apply when it comes up.
I also have a background in telecommunications and sales, so I imagine that helped.

>furry porn artist
>-90%

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You joke but that's actually a very lucrative field

>general maintenance at airport
>30%
Because most of the time I get paid to sit on my ass

>cashier
Sometimes I have to count

>Drywaller
>1%

>he doesn't use Anki

>NEET
>100%
I am an intellectual, a thinker.

R&D Manager

most of the time about 50% brainpower, 100% during planning

>Teacher's Assistant for a CS course
>depending on the day, 10%-40%

It's mainly helping people through code and stuff and some of the problems can get pretty challenging. I'm also a shitter trying to get better, so I'm not that much better than the students

software engineer

much less than I spent on all the autism weedout courses in college like calc 2 and physics 2. unironically should have done a coding bootcamp and saved 3 years of my life

t. webdev

>I was asked my pronouns this week....
Well what are they?

>Webdev
No I mainly use C# and occasionally 5% of the time some Javascript.

>medical technician
>5%
4 years of college to replace boards in machines and give them to another technician.

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>Mechanical Engineer
>0-10%

All I do is answer emails, fill in spreadsheets and sit in meetings

I get paid well but I really think my brain will turn to melted cheese if I do this for another 30 odd years.

I dont know what else I could do that would give me a decent wage. Also changing companies isnt really an option as I will probably be doing the same there. Engineering isnt like what most people think it is. It transitions into project management. Most design work (where you have to use your brain) is done overseas and you usually get paid peanuts to do that anyway.

...breh

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>Integration Engineer
>10% or less

Most of my billed hours are conference calls, checking emails, copy/pasting an integration from another customer since it's the same, or running the same set of unit tests that I run on every other solution. Every call is minimum 2 hours, every integration regardless of complexity is minimum 10 hours, add-ons add hours in 10-hour increments.

I know this is Jow Forums which is full of autistic larpers who don't actually program and only argue about programming languages. Go ahead and tell me what you think a "good" programming language is.pro tip you won't because then you'd be put in the crosshairs and I'd be able to make a low effort shitpost like you just did.

99% of jobs for bigger companies are like that.

The only time you have to work hard is if you are in a small family business

This is too real, now I do side consulting and work in retail to stop the brain numb

>undergrad
>0.01%
The hardest I have had to think so far is figuring out what stance on garbage general education papers is the most politically correct.

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2%

Still not as bad as a Industrial/Manufacturing Engineer. Literally sit at the desk waiting for someone to bring me paperwork to stamp. Basically there's a 30 page build-sheet and each step gets a pass/fail. If it fails, the technician writes up an addendum and brings it to me to stamp since it's a deviation in the process.

Calm down, webdev. C++ is a systems programming language, JS is for webdevs.

>C#
>webdev
congrats on ignoring the part where I said I used C# 95% of the time sperg

This is what I fear. Also an ME, but have a dual role between CAE and CAD.

When there are projects, brain is at 90%. Otherwise like 2%. We actually have had to bring outsourced work back under the roof because the quality was so bad.

And to add, I did that on 3rd shift. I literally slept at my desk and technicians would just wake me up to stamp something, then back to sleep. My own manager would slide my paystub underneath my arm while I was asleep.

it honestly baffles me why 90% of these degree requiring jobs require degrees. before 1970 all of the same jobs were filled with high school grads now they are filled by college students. what's the point when the vast majority of jobs are common sense tasks that require soft skills like communications

Let's be honest: you sped 60% of the time with HTML and CSS, 10% CSS, 20% JS, and the remainder on C#. You are a webdev, why does are you ashamed of that?

They/them

Unironically boomers. They get workers from job agencies who get money from the government for hiring recent grads. It's a whole scheme to get entry level works for free.

He's probably using ASP.NET

The fact that you are trying to feed off of my negative attention by intentionally making obtuse posts tells me you have mommy/daddy issues and/or are developmentally challenged

Gonna stop replying to you now, go find someone else to troll

We live in a society...

>We actually have had to bring outsourced work back under the roof because the quality was so bad.

I dont think that will happen with us anytime soon. Management doesnt give a shit as long as its cheaper. Re work and such is a different column on the balance sheet so they probably dont realise.

Its just to cover their ass if there is a problem. Insurance companies and QA like having someone qualified to blame or look over things

>bartender
have to underclock my brain
>barowner
50%
>wristwatch importer and seller
88%

You are still a webdev. lol

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>t. never obsolete

>Tech consultant
>15-25%
Depends on how rearded the client is. Sometimes you have to get creative to explain simple concepts.

>webdev calling himself an engineer

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The worst tech job I ever had was walking Family Dollar store managers through setting up their email on their Blackberries over the phone.

>IC Design engineer
>75%

>high-end software programming
>not much, just have to lounge around while the pajeets do everything else for me

Did you go to uni? What did you major in? Do they hire physicists? Do they hire CEs? Do you do any of the manufacturing or just the design? Just curious about that field.

I work directly under an R&D facility, so any quality issues come right to us. I hear the plants get similar conditions to you though.

>mcdonalds
>100%
it hurts

>Did you go to uni?
Yes.
>What did you major in?
I did my undergrad and masters in electrical engineering.
>Do they hire physicists?
None on my team
>Do they hire CEs?
Sure but you need to know RF IC design
>Do you do any of the manufacturing or just the design?
I don't do any manufacturing. Only design

>warehouse parts distributor
>1%
I normally just daydream all day. Can't wait to get out of here though.

>teacher
>depends on what I'm doing but mostly 90-100%

what did you do actually? I just started learning C# just to make simple tools, but I'd like to know what else I could learn to make a career out of it.

>NEET
>100%

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>big ass CNC machine operator
>nil
Just fiddling with my phone for 8 hours, replace tools and clear debris every once in a while.

USMC Aircraft mechanic
literally zero, we use it all to make sure we dont get yelled at by high ranked douchebags

>Cloud based service back end maintenance
>None , I just create VMs and fix minor stuff
Most days I just work from home, remote connection to my work and shitposting on the side. Like right now

IBM Cloud
0

feels bad

How do I get this job

I work at Chick-fil-A and I feel your pain. It takes so much fucking energy to concentrate on what customers are saying and to attempt to flush out the constant chattering and beeping in the background. Gonna start looking for a new job soon though. Working retail sucks but at least it isn't this shit.

>neet
>100%
im a brainlet i struggle with simple tasks

kek mcslave when i worked at wendys i used only 85% tops

>soldier
>less than 10% most of the time

thats deep

stevedore

5%

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>programmer
>25% maybe. not at all like school and interviews

Should have joined the marines bruh i use like 200% all the time.

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go out there, ask for their manager, tell him you want a job, give a firm handshake and maintain eye contact.

Seriously though I have no idea. I was 20 when I started, grunt codemonkey work, then my manager was impressed how I handled the clients overseas during our catchup calls, since others on my team were either bad at english or just shy in general, while I was an autist IRL, but can talk when on the phone since no eye contact. Then promoted , still frunt work, got trained in cloud on the side, when we got a cloud project manager hooked me up. Working on that ever since. It pays well, lots of leaves, 12 days work from home a month, so basically I gotta show up like 10 days a month at the office. Which is why I haven't changed my job.
You just really need to get a job even if its codemonkey desk jockeying. Growth is fucking insane and you get promoted regardless of your skills every year. Just work and it works out really. Don't work harder, just pay attention to whats happening. Sounds like normalfaggto advice but thats how it worked for me

Dollar General associate
-3

I'm so glad my university hasn't succumbed to that bullshit

fullstack
60%

I second this.

This. Furry porn devs make a lot since no one else wants to touch that niche

Work in a management role for the gov
Maybe about 80%

I work as a Civil Engineer for my dad; I hate it. I use almost 1% of my brain powah on it. I use 99% to become a programmer.

>penetration tester
>100% on the job
>0% when there's nothing to do

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Same here.

I'm fine with it cuz they pay me for just being

Software engineer
the whole thing.

>Nodejs full stack dev
>0

Jira is down again

>Cartography and programming in goverment sectror
>20-40%.. rarely have to think hard.
I often get praised by boss and have surplus money rewards.
I think my colleaguesare are mentaly retarded

>Junior sysadmin
>75%, but then again I don't have that much brain power so don't let the numbers fool you

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I went to uni for game programming. Got job doing social/mobile dev for a cpl of years. I hate social/mobile shit so I left even tho nice $$$. Went to webdev for healthcare (yay privatisation) and also hated that shit, burnt bridges and ruined my career. I now wash plates for min wage, and it's the best job I've ever had.

Thanks OP for the opportunity to blog.

>Software developer
>80%
Ugh

software engineer, building crypto currency memes.
less than 20%.

intermediate backend engineer here
true, college was a waste of time

>packing whole foods orders for people who don't want to go out
>idk but I'm gonna guess like maybe 20% when I start

Financial account administrator- 50-75% when something is actually hard, less than 30% most days

>DevOps Meme Buzzword Spitting "Engineer"
>10%

Twitch streamer
0%

>Personal trainer and health spq operative
>-9.76%

Literally got dumber on this job by a larger amount then the 1st year after uni. Im on the verge of quitting and going full NEET while I teach myself coding

Are you me?
100% accurate description of my situation.

>Admin (IT janitor)
>Zero

My coding skills are slipping... I can feel it

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Pharmacist
40-50% usually, 80-90% when people come directly with their problems instead of checking with their own doctor first.

>software engineer at a fintech startup
>a lot

Always learning new things. Always having to fix bugs that are deeply nested in our spaghetti code mess.