How long until we have Cybernetic eyes, Jow Forums?

>not building the hardware from scratch

>implying my eyes arent airgapped from purchase

Is this real? I want this. How do I get this?

There are currently 0 (zero) long term studies on the performance of artificial crystalins over time. Sounds like a jewish scheme to me.

Why are they always glowing? It's pretty much like a camera lens I assume, and no camera is glowing. I'm pretty sure it just messes with the light exposure.

We ALREADY have them, and have had them for years.

2027

Why does fiction never portray cybernetic noses?

Yeah, I saw it in IEEE mag in 2007.

Not much reason for it unless you want to smell your mates ass from across the country, and there's no way to make it sexy

>not installing GNU+Linux on your eyes
pleb

>How long until someone can hack my eyes, Jow Forums
It would be awesome but horrific. You can already kill someone by hacking their pacemaker, imagine what you could do with control of their eyes.

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>hack someone's else eyes while having sex
>directly stream it into my visual cortex
The future is indeed glorious

It could be useful for stopping fucking nosebleeds all the god damn time

dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6109589/One-step-closer-creating-worlds-bionic-EYE-Scientists-3D-print-prototype-eyeball.html

now?

as grey scale color blind 10% normal vision with light blindness artificial eyes can't come fast enough.

>Pedot

sense of smell is even more complicated than the eye
sense of touch got similar to cells in hands similar to brain cells to sense surface on molecular level
hearing pretty complicated as well, but at least mechanism is better known

>need a firmware update because your Microsoft eyes are vulnerable to hacker attacks and the shitcunt neighbour's kid is making you see niggers everywhere inside your home
>flash them with some cobbled-together shit you downloaded from a forum because your eyes are 2 years old and the community moved on to the latest version
>die

Good luck, faggot.

stop stuffing your hooknose with cocaine

>miss your monthly Eyes Prime subscription
>DRM turns off your eyes
>go blind
>die

>install arch in your eyes
>xorg.eye.conf breaks
>go blind

>want to install Visitoo
>hasn't been updated in 5 years
>try Eyefedora
>hasn't been updated in 4 years
>try ArchSee
>hasn't been updated since initial release
Can't push code if you can't see.

>Not much reason for it
I see you are not aware of the problems with, say, H2S.

>providing better angular resolution for the eye
How come that is not limited by the retina?

To think that in the future you will even need eyes to see.
Your computer doesn't need a camera to work, nor a monitor.
Why would your brain need eyes to interface with a computer.

Really advance contact lenses will come out.
No need to remove your eyes.

>not knowing about the eyetel management engine

>not librebooting your eyes

>Replacing your based analog eyes with digital crap

whatifidoint have eyserightnow iudiot?

please drink verification can to see

I would only want to replace one of my eyes if I did that, I'm mostly blind in it because of optic nerves kind of hard to explain what it's like though.

what do you think battery life be like?

>Get Apple eyes
>Everything works perfectly
>Vision has never been so good
>Thanks Apple

glowing eyes look cool

>To think that in the future you will even need eyes to see.
Been reading Eudeamon? I guess it is pretty popular on Jow Forums.

But thats my fetish

>get microsoft eyes
>"640k pixels aught to be enough for anyone"
>upgrade to Apple(R) Eyes with Retina(TM) Display
>need to plug the usb cord into your eye to charge it

Nice meme

I WILL HACK YOUR EYES

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