Walk into class with my t420 that i got for 50 dollars on ebay

>walk into class with my t420 that i got for 50 dollars on ebay
>sit down
>scoff at the crapple plebs and winblows users
>hit the power button
>*WHIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
>splash screen with my waifu flashes fora split second
>can hear stacy behind me chuckling
>boot into my riced arch install
>*WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
>xorg conf broke itself again
>miss all the notes
>professor laughs at me when i ask for the notes and everyone else joins in

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fake
T420 users don't go out of moma basement

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I'm using a t420 at uni right now, bitch is silent, battery lasts and it's great to type on
how can your xorg conf even break in 2018, just use arandr and don't be retarded

>walk into class with my $2 200-page notebook
>get out my $1 pen
>stacy laughs at me because i am using ancient technology
>class starts
>stacy is too busy browsing facebook to take notes
>write at the speed of light with my wrists of fire
>class ends
>managed to jot down everything the prof said verbatim
>cum on everyone's face
>leave

God, I hope I could take notes with a NOTEbook too.
Here, in Russia, we still do take notes with a fucking pen and paper.

Trips of truth.

don't fall for the 'notebook' meme. you learn better with pen and paper

This sort of happened to me


>x230 i got for $130
>i5, 8gb ram, 256ssd
>be in physics simulation class
>after class, we go to the computer lab next door to work on projects
>90% of class sit at a windows 10 pc
>a few pompous autists sit at the debian pcs
>noisily bring in a deskchair from next door, banging the walls and screeching against the floor
>half the class staring at me
>sit down, whip out the x230
>start coding in matlab
>hour later start giggling that i finished
>about to hit run
>*run*
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE| wwwwwHHHHHIIIIIZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRR EEEEREEEEEEE|EEEE
>"my god thats very loud" says my professor
>everyone laughs
>use a debian pc next time

It's a pain in the ass using a laptop for notes. Good luck writing formulas on a keyboard vs paper.

cccp/linux being a communist software was never intended to do productive work with.

>Good luck writing formulas on a keyboard vs paper.
What is LaTeX?

pen and paper is still faster

I feel like there is a boomer meme somewhere in here

Also I just use mechanical pencil and paper for notes. My profs have all of their presentations online if i need them for reference later. Writing things down just helps me to remember them in a way that typing doesn't. The paper notes are of only marginal value as a reference, but that's not the main purpose.

>xorg conf broke itself again
>miss all the notes
you can still use nano to edit text files without the x server

>walk into class with my T420
>professor about to give a presentation
>his laptop fucks up and does not allow him to open a pdf
>professor asks if he can borrow a laptop for presentation
>portlets cannot help because they left their dongles and their manhood at home
>I let my professor use my laptop with no worries, since I brought my school dankpad with me (I have two dankpads)
>running Linux so it literally just works
>my dankpad gets a round of applause
>go to the pub after class with some colleagues where we laugh at wincucks for three hours
I've actually had to lend my laptop to three professors before

>cum on everyone's face

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>Walk into class
>Pull out T540P
>Pull out Samson Go Mic
>Record the entire lecture on laptop
>Use pen and paper to write notes as the laptop works
>At the end casually shut the notebook down
>Go to the library
>Plug in AC adapter
>Whip out iPad
>Plug it into T540P, boot Duet Display up
>Work with full productivity thanks to a full sized keyboard and 2 displays
>Forever laughing as people struggle to juggle windows on Macbooks and dirty laptops
Why have you embraced the patrician way yet?

> get Ubuntu 18.0.3
> have not used Ubuntu in a while used Mint for a time
> Used Deepin Kernel for a time
> all are boring to me with no actual use
> attempt to dual boot with windon't 10
> OS break's unable to install despite making a partition and making sure its ex2, ex4 etc.
> wanted to try new compatibility with steam that was announced last week
> Linux still broken
> boot back into windows 10
> everything works as it should right out of the gate
why are people still trying to use this meme of an OS ?

for you

>He fell for the pen meme
user, you do realize that when you make a mistake you cant remove it, right?

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>frogposter too dumb to cross out a mistake

transcribing =/= taking notes, retard. just write the important stuff in shorthand. You will understand the lecture better and be able to review faster allowing multiple reviews. Repetition and simplicity are king.

That just wastes so much space though, itll especially fuck you over if youre low on pages or writing an essay

> 200 pg
> $2

Never try using Linux on a desktop anymore. Thank you.

>writing an essay by hand
literally no institution in the first world accepts this in current year
Your notes should be shorthand and can all be easily transferred elsewhere

>making mistakes

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>get macbook pro
>spend all my lecture time browsing facebook and doing coding assignments
>minimal effort
>graduate with a B

>Not just listening and remembering what the prof. said and then write it on the exam
Enjoy your subpar noggin, faggot.

I heard this meme a lot but after switching from pencil and notebooks to a laptop it's no different. In fact, I got a better GPA the semester I switched than the semester before, with more units, and far more difficult classes.

Did they account for the fact that reviewing coursework and making cheat sheets is a thousand times easier, since you can fix/edit past notes, everything is clear, and you can search?

>professor gives use study topics
>"Kleene Closure"? Wtf
>ctrl+f Kleene
>oh I wrote great notes on it because my wrist doesn't hurt from using a pencil!

I always use vim anyways so i dont see a problem. Who uses a custom xorg.conf anyways??

Shitty professors won't. There is quite literally no reason to not accept a hand-written essay.

>he doesn't just transcribe the slides
I'm sorry you're a typelet, user

All of my hand-ins are digital. It's about being green friend.

>There is quite literally no reason to not accept a hand-written essay.
yeah, i suppose professors have a lot of time to be reading every single student's shitty handwriting and inputting it into their computer to check for plagiarism

Nothing more green than refusing to waste energy by using computers and the Internet, friendo.

Better to have $22 than $20

>plagiarism on a hand-written essay
What did he mean by this?

>it can't be plagiarism if it's handwritten
???

I unironically use a T430 with Arch and it has been the most reliable computer I have ever used. Better yet, I actually was in a situation where I wanted to take notes on it, and I had the original Windows 7 installed, and for whatever reason the PC took 25 minutes to login, and I think it was some video driver issue. This was in 2012 and my memory is a bit fuzzy.

You can plagiarize on a handwritten essay smart one, it just isn't quite as easy as ctrl-c ctrl-v.

Alright Mr Kacynski, sit the fuck back down.

Ur fuckin dead kiddo

>walk into class
>already know all of this shit because I'm not a retard and read a 100 page textbook and do all the exercises in it over the course of 2 weeks that encapsulates everything that the prof will say over the course of months.
>don't fucking bother with listening, get started on all projects in class in order to save time
>absolutely no work left to take home
>get to do whatever I want
>mfw normalfags are giving themselves aneyurisms trying to get above a 70 in the course
>mfw 93
>mfw only going to university for the fancy toilet paper that I can present to boomer HRs as a certificate of my validity

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>fails calculus

If you're already going through the extra work of writing it by hand, there is no way in hell that you're gonna write another thing ad verbatim.

>hire a tutor for 1/2 of what I pay for textbooks
>go over the entire course with tutor over the course of summer
>mfw no problem
>don't have to do calculus again
???
PROFIT

>plagiarism is word for word copying only
ok

>walk into class
>start sound recording on phone
>meanwhile browse Jow Forums and play old Nintendo games in an emulator on it
>class ends
>stop recording
>go home

Did you really need a tutor

Nah, but feels good not being poor and saving time.

>implying teachers are anything more than useless bureacrats

I'm sure you've learned everything in life on your own.

>never listen to recording
>fail class
>be neet for the rest of your life and never leave the basement

you have to,on the streets

You don't seem to get what plagiarism is, it's not the verbatim copy of some text, although that would be, it's the usage of ideas or information and not crediting the original author/creator, there by implying you were the creator of that idea or obtained the information yourself. Paraphrasing ideas from another source without citation is plagiarism (even if it's handwritten).

sorry to hear that user, majority of people in first world grow up with families and figures who help them develop skills efficiently

if i could do one thing different while studying its getting a tablet right away and just take notes in the pdfs

have once seen a person unironically do this, probably a great way to learn

MOTHER CANCEL MY COMPSCI CLASSES, PACMAN BROKE MY XORG CONF AGAIN.

Clean your fan

literal mind

>in class
>crapple iToddlers pull out their 2018 retinas
>teacher asks us to submit our PA for a website for a law firm
>clacking of chiclet keys across the lecture hall as everyone goes to submit their html files
>proudly get up and present my garbage bag full of punch cards
>"user, why did you bring trash?"
>I undo the ties on the bag and present the first punch card
>"I think html is too bloated, so I used machine code instead"
>"user, I can't run this."
>"works fine on my machine"
>do a 360 and walk out of class

g-got a zero...

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I plan to do that this year. It is the master way.

kek

>he didn't even double major in mathematics.

I seriously hope you didn't major in a subject user. Unless you want to be a professor or get abused as an underpaid researcher, it's not a good idea to get a subject degree because boomer HRs don't understand their value and instead look for buzzwords like "engineer" and "electricity" or "computers".

nigger

I like the textbook just to have a physical reference later. Plus it gives that "intellectual" aesthetic to an office if you have some dank looking textbooks.

as opposed to not majoring in a subject?

As opposed in majoring to something that's somewhat niche and yet in high enough demand to actually guarantee a position like CybSec.
No, no, I still go out and buy the textbooks, especially some of the more interesting ones but thanks to getting a tutor I can opt not to get the useless ones that I know are just 5 pages of information spread out over 500 pages.

Cyber security is a subject.

dont you also remember better if you write it down with pen and paper than typing not sure though.

idiot you cant have ubuntu/any linux distro first installed and then decide to dual boot windows cause that will fuck your install.

You first have to install windows then ubuntu. cause windows is very aggresive with installing.

>why are people still trying to use this meme of an OS ?
its not the OS that is wrong its your own incompetence.

> record lectures via rtl8232u dongle
> i keep them as reference if some parts of my notes aren't clear
> people start asking about the dongle and are interested in hearing the recordings
> some idiot teacher don't use rf mic so i have to record with shitty phone
> eventually much more people asks for the recordings which i upload every day on mega organized by course, date and arguments
> some people offer money because they like the service
> buy an actual voice recorder with the $400 from donations
> some qt girl even started talking with me because i also have the books' pdfs in the same folder
> mfw comp eng students cant even pirate textbooks on their own
tldr started recording lectures with $7 dongle + phone and got a tascam dr100 mk2 for free

>managed to jot down everything the prof said verbatim
you could as well use pic related

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> in medschool
> don't even bother with class LMBO
> assigned readings? didnotreadayylmao.gif
> just use board review books and occassionally google shit
> only spend half the 8 wk block studying course material, other half studying upcoming courses
> still ace every exam in top 10-15%
> will get through all material by december
> have 5-6 months of pure STEP review compared to normie medstudent 6 weeks

Yeah forreal. He doesn't use latex for notes. What a retard.

Illegal in America, Land of the Freeā„¢.

Do I get an x230

Are you fucking serious?

I write on printing paper that people forget at the printing room and note tabs I get for free

It's called PARENTS you fucking Zoomer. I know you weren't raised by yours, but some of us were.

You do know plagiarism existed before computers?

>professor asks that you do not record them
>record them anyway
Foreigner cunt

My parents didn't teach me shit. It's their fault that I'm a neet virgin loser with no friends.

>failing calculus
If you cant get past calc I and II while sleepwalking you have a room temperature IQ and EQ

>take all online classes this semester
>finish CIT111 in four days, for four credit hours
>COM and ENG are an hour each per week tops
>can dedicate all my time to math and security
>mommy unironically loves me VERY much

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*crack* now a thinkpad *siiiip* that's a REAL laptop

>implying you even need an xserver running to make basic notes

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Ye

I'm too embarrassed to take my T420 into lecture, I just use a notebook.

>cum on everyone's face

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depends on the state, some states require 2 party consent for recording audio and/or video

i learned how to program an IBM 360 mainframe in a computer science program in 2015. Fucking kill me.

Are you me? Sometimes I write down bare minimum notes so the instructor doesn't think I'm a lazy fuck.

>>"works fine on my machine"

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His parents raised you?!?

>stay home playing video games instead of going to class
>class starts
>bullshit happens
>class ends
>repeat
>go to final exam
>wifi earbud and team of hired pajeets feeding me the answers
>*crack*
>*sip*
>another phd under my belt
>I'm your CEO
>stay home playing video games while you wagecuck

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