Hello Jow Forums, it's me again, 3D user. You may remember me from a thread a few days ago, OP was saying that we need to do another iOS 7 microwave prank again, this peaked my interest. Over the past few days, I have been thinking of a plan to pull this off again, but on a much larger scale. My proposal? A large image like before, going over the brand new StoveUp technology, where you place iPhone Xs on a heated surface, and the phone converts the heat into charge for the battery. Along with PressUp, a charging technology that, when you hit your phone's screen onto another person's iPhone Xs screen, it will transfer power between the devices, the more you hit, the more power. And finally, ShakeUp. By shaking your device, it converts the rapid signals from the Accelerometer into charge for your battery. The more sudden the shake (I.E, a drop or whack), the more power you get.
But I wasn't going to stop just at an image, No no. I am a hardware designer and I do concept animations for YouTubers, and I was planning on doing an iPhone Xs advert showcasing these new features set to the up-beat Apple advert styled song "Wings" by Little Mix.
For the record, here's one of my older animations. youtu.be/KrqlyZOHHHw Pic also related, is of my creation exclusively for this post.
Now, what do you say Jow Forums? Are you ready to make history once more?
The advert would have been about a minute or two long, quite similar to my other animations. If we decide to go through with it, I'd like some anons who have an iPhone X to screen-record them on the lockscreen, and then plugging in their device. After that, they would playback the recording and then start shaking their device, and as if it was real, the device would suddenly start "charging" Something similar with a stovetop would be good too, it doesn't have to be on to fool the iphaggots.
What do you say? Shall we brick more dumb people's phones?
Holy fuck I've never laughed this fucking hard at anything in my life. Good on you, user, that seriously got me. >am a looniux user >"what's video editing?" Seriously, we're lacking in that department.
Work smarter, not harder. iCucks are gullible fucks, it's not about how clever and realistic you can make a fake ad look, it's how interesting it is that iToddlers will actually try to do it.
>be me >posting on a 2007 Mac Mini >actively using an iPhone 4S >actively using an OG iPad Mini >actively using a Macbook Air >actively using an iPod Touch 4 Thank god you told me this shit was fake, I was about to microwave them all so I could get the new iPad Pro! Seriously though I know that most apple users are retarded but not ALL apple users are retarded.
It's a spelling correction, not a grammar correction.
Landon Jenkins
>fagOS >solid A solid piece of shit.
Grayson Jackson
Piqued*
Daniel Martin
>New charging feature Microwave one put people on edge. Can't do it again. Slap shit is fucking idiotic. The waterproof one was a best thought out. Take something that people want on an iPhone and make a fake "fix" for it. No headphone jack, already done as well.
It has to fuck the phone the first time, so make sure it can't backfire.
I'm thinking something that "removes" the notch. I don't have any ideas though.
Liam Lee
I was in a group on /b/ a while back making some shit to tell people the iPhone X was drop-proof up to 6m, never finished anything. But probably still have all the shit if it would be interesting enough
If you put the iPhone XS's back near a powerful magnet, it will charge quickly.
Camden Thomas
What does this do? Not an iPhone user but want to know.
Connor Harris
see
Colton Perry
Fuck off, those ideas are fucking retarded.
Nolan James
Try harder to be relavent OP
Hudson Garcia
So does this mean that there won't be a gold iPhone? Also, is there any chance that the cheaper of the three new iPhones will use the old design and not the ugly new design that prevents most people from comfortably using the phone with one hand?
Angel Gomez
I'm gonna assume you thought you were in but clicked this one instead, because that's the only way your post makes any sense. Which btw, I was the one who made the render in that post too, but I wasn't the user on /b/ who posted that.
Jeremiah Adams
So the whole gold thing was faked by you? Because I always really wanted a gold colored, stainless steel phone. :(
What? No, the gold thing is legit. It's coming this year. Although, I don't actually believe the 9to5mac 'leak' though, but I don't claim to have made it, that was a stupid /b/tard taking my work out of context.
Sebastian Scott
Tryharder
Jeremiah Wood
Maybe you should make some changes to the iPhone model and leak it to a tech journo. Have them write up the article
Hudson Mitchell
Ah, I've tried that, but no dice. Sadly, they're not as stupid as I once thought.
Silly tripfag, if anyone's a tard it's your dumb fruit cult ass.
Caleb Watson
>Sadly, they're not as stupid as I once thought. Is it because the renders are trash? That iPad video was horrible. 95% of it is black to mask the trash modeling.
Logan Thomas
Make a leak that shows ANOTHER notch at the bottom that's for more cameras to improve the FaceID bullshit and for a second front facing speaker, so it has dual front facing stereo.
It seems like a well designed idea, but people will be all like, "WHAT TWO FUCKING NOTHCES?!"
>two notches Oh come on, these people are stupid but they're not that stupid.
Ayden Green
I don't know, man. Apple making an iPhone with dual front facing speakers would be a pretty big deal, but doing it with their new design would require a second notch.
John Torres
This but unironically. Genuinely memorable internet moments can't be forced. They happen on their own, through people.
Lincoln Nelson
It was a bug that bricked the phone. Was only a problem for a few days before getting patched.
