First week as a comsci major

Why are you basing your own productivity on the apparent lunacy/idiocy of your peers? Fuck them. Keep your head down in class, put your teeth to the grindstone, and show your teachers that you're actually dedicated to learning and creating. Your teachers can help you get your first job which is all you really need as the rest can be acquired from your experience you attain afterwards. If you need friends, look elsewhere in clubs that aren't dominated by gaymers.

>Professor asks a question and a guy raises his hand, gives the correct answer, then stands up and dabs in celebration. Class bursts out laughing.

CRINGE

Neck yourself for being part, please brother, do it for us all.

>not going to community college
>not getting a small classroom with about 20 other people and a S.I.
>for like $400 even if you apply for Federal Assistance.

>American education

God I'm glad I finished school.

OP here, I'm that normie who goes out clubbing every weekend, actually gets laid. I love comsci but hate comsci students. Computer science has NOTHING to do with star wars, star trek, dungeons and dragons, anime, magic the gathering, fortnite, halo, and all the other nerdy shit they love so much, but 99% of comsci students are obsessed with it

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This is what you get for valuing your wealth over your happiness.

>I'm that normie who goes out clubbing every weekend, actually gets laid

Sure you do.

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>be souless NEET
>make autistic crap up
>post on 4chinz to fill personal void
Nice fake thread OP.

this.
these people get weeded out pretty fast once you get into your second + year in comsci

Fuck off
It's people like you that support the nerd virgin stereotype of comsci. It's not even funny. Maybe I like going to the gym and drinking instead of watching TV, reddit, and videogames?

I've had so many girls lose interest after telling them I study comsci that now I lie and say I study finance.

Do normalfags actually go to the gym? It's strange how pervasive homosexual culture has become among you.

>first day
>show up late because i parked really far away
>open spot at back
>sit down, pimples to my right and fat blue hair to my left
>prof is explaining #include
>eat my fries from steak&shake

its gonna be a wild year

>steak&shake
Based

>go drinking
If I want to destroy my brain cells I'm not going to go do the most normalfag thing to accomplish it.

Okay manlet

Can't relate to this more. It's even like this in the UK, someone finds out you study CompSci and the first thing they ask is 'Do you shower?' You know damn well I shower. Problem is, there are tons of students in my department that don't.

start blackpilling them lol

>Okay manlet
Oh, you're one of those meme guys from Jow Forums. Epic. I think the rise of bodybuilding directly correlates to the feminisation of western men. Bodybuilding is a typically homosexual venture.

not him but you're both right and wrong i think, feminism made competition nearly impossible as a non chad so people try to lift and it's a cult, the homosexuality comes from too much porn and inceldom imo

Bodybuilding, when it was more niche, was a strongly homosexual hobby. It has always been associated with the homosexual community. I think the average man now leans more towards the disposition of a homosexual due to feminisation, so homosexual activities like grooming and bodybuilding are more popular now.

>lying in an anonymous image board

Back when i did mine it was something like
>First week, class is filled with obnoxious loud people
>3 months later only 10 people remain
>Only 3 made it to the end, me included

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Been sneaking into college and university classes for a while now. Not actually a student, but I do like to learn. Can't get a free education past the 2nd year in most subjects do to shrinking lecture sizes.
I normally have to skip the first few lectures or sneak out due to some having everyone stand up and introduce themselves.

School is a lot better when you have nothing riding on it. No requirement to actually do any work or pass any tests. All I'm out is some time. Thanks to a flexible work system I mostly work from home, which I mean anywhere with internet. I work for the city more or less going over applications for stuff, I have a set productivity number I'm required to meet. It takes about 10 hours a week to meet my full time work load, that's calculated at 38hrs a week.

I'd say overall I have maybe 10 years of full time study spread out over 3 main institutions. I actually spend more time in lectures than most full time students.

The craze a few years ago was everyone showing up in flannel jammies. Now it seems to be unnatural hair colors, and piercings.

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>Do you shower?
>sometimes
me desu

Going to the gym and lifting weights for health and appearance != bodybuilding, what the shit are you rambling about? Nobody's talking about competitive fags

Always happens. Am a TA in my Master's year and it's always comical how many of the autistic and hackerman basedboys who show off their riced thinkpads eventually disappear by 3rd, if not 2nd year and all that's left is those that do their work

This is cool, but you'd probably just learn more from opencourseware or something online imo

Now that's interesting, do you have any way to go about it? what have you learned in these 10 years

Trying to make yourself look pretty by developing muscles is bodybuilding and it is a sign of homosexuality. You can be healthy without getting into the weird homosexual bodybuilding stuff.

What country?

So let me get this straight, lifting is gay? You must be a lazy nigger.

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Yes, it is gay. Gyms are pretty much bath houses. The fact that you think the only exercise you can get is to make yourself pretty by lifting weights says a lot about you. Particularly it makes me think that you haven't had a strong male influence in your life, like many homosexuals.

>Now that's interesting, do you have any way to go about it? what have you learned in these 10 years
Attendance is easy if they take it. Sometimes it's a sheet that's passed around or they call out names. The more progressive schools have rules about calling out students in front of everyone else so they don't ask questions like 'Are you in the right class?' anymore.

Most first year classes are little more than introduction to baby sitting adults. So as long as you have someone else to draw the attention no one notices you. I've found the best distraction students are international students from Africa. They tend to be either totally retarded without a clue what's going on or how to act. Or so full of their own self worth that they would make Persians blush in shame.

Teachers tend to rotate through a lot of classes and teaching duties. Students on the normal 4 year path won't notice but over time you can see them bump around.

To blend into a crowd sit near someone that's an attention draw. So that one guy in the bright red leather coat he wears year round. The upset fat black lady that gives a running narration of everything she's thinking and feeling.

Former military are great because they aren't fucking with other people and will either annoy the teacher or become the best liked student. Either way you can hide near them.
>What country?
USA, western state.

An active life will remove the need to go to the gym. Even if you don't have an active life you have more than enough ways to keep fit at home that you don't need a gym. Gyms are more or less for repressed homosexuals that aren't quite sure they want to suck a dick, but like being near other men in a way they can't explain due to their fears about being a faggot.

You're either skinny or obese
>while you chads were working out, i was studying the blade

Based advice

Most men play sport, or are active in other ways. Gyms are for strange, maladjusted people. If they aren't openly homosexual they are definitely curious. They're obsessed with appearance, which just isn't a common trait among straight men. Hence why homosexuals are so prominent in other fields associated with vanity, like fashion and hairdressing.
You really think that's how this works?

post some of the problems from the python program list. Am interested to see what I'm missing out on

>Most men play sport, or are active in other ways.

Most men look like shit. Aerobic activity is bad at building muscle.

>hey guys, I lift to be more attractive to opposite gender (90% of people do)

What a faggot, amirite??

>I have no hobbies or self worth and must spend all my time in the company of others otherwise I might as well not exist

Replace the anime autism with The Gay™ and generic edginess and you've described my experience as an art major.

I've regretted not entering a STEM field, but thanks for the revelation.

>Most men look like shit
Do you know just how gay you sound? Most people don't care about looking pretty so they can get more attention at the bath house. There's a reason bodybuilding was considered a purely homosexual interest before mass feminisation.
>I lift to be more attractive to opposite gender
You know that the only people who really care about your pretty muscles are other homosexuals, right?

>You know that the only people who really care about your pretty muscles are other homosexuals, right?

>this is what skinnyfats actually believe

I rest my case.

Yeah CS students are fucking weird as shit. I would probably call myself a jock, but most of my peers are just out in left field. Half are fucking pajeets that smell like shit and the other half dweebs. My best friend is just like me and CS too, but sadly different schools.

I made maybe like 2 friends in my classes. One was weird, other was an IT student. IT kids are alittle more normal. The one kid was talking football in my one IT class, surprised the shit out of me.

Do what my dad told me. Get in, get the degree get out. Use your general classes to meet girls and friends.

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Sounds like 200 level classes at my school. I am about to graduate and I still show up late a lot though.

>skinnyfats
Is that more of that fag slang? I don't attend your bath houses so I wouldn't know.

>skinnyfats
t. homosexual

>I've had so many girls lose interest after telling them I study comsci that now I lie and say I study finance.
I've had the opposite. I am a jock, and I give off this "scary stereotypical jock" look apparently. So I lure women in with my looks, then I'm like "oh I study CS blah blah", and it sucks them in. Gives off intelligence and depth to myself. Think it's a big reason my ex was interested is that I was smart.

I sometimes make jokes about it, like "yeah real surprising, most of my classmates are fucking weirdos" or something similar.

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Why do u think ur better than those nerds? U think because u go to the club and a gym ur better than everyone else? Sound like a little bitch to me. How about u pay attention in class instead of nut hugging about every one in the class. U sound pretty autistic to me since u havent made a single friend.

lol being perceived as a jock is good?
lololololol

>Can't barely hear him
It's going to be even harder for you cause you're illiterate.

>haven't talked to ANYONE for entire first year, literally NO ONE.
Sounds like you're the one with a problem. Everyone else is socialising and discussing common interests and you're just sitting there seething and thinking of the Jow Forums post you're going to write about it later.

I'm doing CS as a minor, and the cringiest thing I saw was a spastic white girl being surrounded by some weird kids, during lab class.

I think that's universal for all cs labs. My labs had orbitters around girls too, who basically did the whole labs for them

at my college we have a based as fuck professor, teachers high level classes and is chill as fuck in them (have him currently again and he's cool as fuck) but deliberately shits all over the kids described in OP's class in the singular 100 level class required for a comp sci major.. allow me to describe how based he is
> Class starts with ~80 kids
> Tests are brutal, assignments are brutal
> half students drop after first test
> Time goes by, by the final literally 20 kids are taking the final, most of the faggots are gone now, changed majors
> literally only ~10 pass the class overall, myself included
Literally the whole comp sci program at a higher level at my school actually know their shit and aren't all that retarded purely because of this man. Based as fuck.

>having to specify white
God America is a shithole

It's commiefornia, to be more exact. And I'm a bean if you need more context

Start criticising their work ethos
>make them do pushups every time they don't make eye contact with the teacher.
>Randomly audit their knowledge of the lesson and yell at them if they weren't listening
>Go on about a rant that pajeets are lining up to steal their jobs if they don't get their shit straight
>Send people out of the class for making jokes and disrespecting your authority

If someone talks about Jow Forums IRL, he's a confirmed rebbitor. I don't think anyone here's proud of being stuck here forever and considers it as worthy topic of discussion.

>I think the rise of bodybuilding directly correlates to the feminisation of western men. Bodybuilding is a typically homosexual venture.
>becoming bigger and stronger by going to the gym
>feminization
Yeah, you have this figured out.

...

Genuinely cackled at this one.

>be sitting in the comfy seat at uni
>some wheelchair asshole rolls up like a fag
>asks me to move
>don't want to
>fuckin bithc goes crying to the professor, prof makes me move
>everyone in class acting like I'm the bad guy
>just wanted the extra space for my thinkpad and second monitor

fucking disableds are insufferable, selfish bastards

he didn't even have to attend class, all the lectures are recorded and posted online anyhow

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Do you even know what going to the gym means? Hint: it's not posing in underwear with other men. I can't believe I have to explain this to you in this day and age. And surely no one does weight training for health/recovery related reasons, everyone is competing.

Also, why are you so obsessed with gay people? You're the only one who's brought this up and insisted on talking about.
Get this through your head first.

what field of comp sci are you doing your ms in?

As a recent CS grad in the US, this is 100% accurate.
However make friends my dude, they may be some of the only people who truly share your interests.
First year didn't talk to anyone, but eventually had a large group of buds. We would bash on all the students you talked about, bring ext-HDDs in and share large files, talk about PC components. It makes the degree more fun fampai.

its like ripping a band aid generally i feel like most harder majors do this. I have a degree in civil engr and something happened pretty similar ~120 -> ~20 people

I honestly thing it's the right way to do things.. All universities should make one of the lower level classes kinda brutal to filter out people who don't want to commit/ don't know what they're doing

You're arguing with severely insecure weaklings, they don't actually believe what they are saying, but they are in full ego defence mode so they feel like got to say something.

It's even more fun when you're a 25 year old returning to college with all the 18 year old autists.

>Do what my dad told me. Get in, get the degree get out.
This, stop falling for the "omg best years of ur life lmao u gotta live it 2 tha max" bullshit and focus on the end goal when in college: get the fucking degree.

>kek this

I was a game design major a few years ago.

You know those 4-5 people in CS that make everyone look bad? That was my whole fucking major :

>Degenerate in all the worst ways possible
>Large children desperately avoiding any form of maturity at all costs
>Filthy, unwashed masses
>C O N S T A N T L Y talked about my little pony, in the C# class one group literally made a MLP themed card game
>Naruto running abound
>80% of the guys were being manipulated by a completely average looking chick to do her homework
>No form of authentic humor in the crowd, they literally could only make referential jokes

Fun fact : that girl that never really did anything is the only person I know from the major that is working in the field.

true ya boi should at least do an interesting drug espc at uni/college, drop tabs or do lines or something, or idk drill into your own skull so you fit in with the rest of ur class

>>Guy cosplaying as an anime character
What fucking uni do you go to where people do this?

>Bro I'm so fucking hard and manly bro
>But I'm also an esteemed undergrad intellectual
>Check out my nihilistic sense of humor with this ironic meme Bro

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Wish I did that. I know have a drinking problem and a rapidily growing drug problem. My first year I was a degenerate sex addict, sleeping with the worst girls.

Next time let the childhood friend or nee-san win instead of worst girl.

Seconded. I swear that's how some of these girls even pass, all the while spouting shit about grills in stem or some ada lovelace bullshit

lol

It's an integrated Masters, or MCompsci. It basically means I get a taught Master's in CS for next to nothing and it doesn't force me to specialize

This

I narrowly avoided enrolling on a gamedev MS after graduation because I got offered a scholarship, looks like I seriously dodged a bullet

as an actual lesbian who goes to the gym, I'm very happy that you're validating my life choices right now user. Make it so that only gay dudes come to the gym, so all the hot girls in there are for me.

Actual lesbians don't exist.

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>python instead of C
>NA CS college
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

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Python at least is worth using nowadays, unlike C.

>That one guy who walks the hall and must touch each wall and each bench because he is so fucking autistic.
Jesus Christ that's me

>professor isn't chink or pajeet who barely speaks english
sounds like you hit the jackpot OP

Engineering student here. Just because the code you steal from the monkeys on github was made with Python it doesn't make it good, much less better than C.

God I hate phoneposting.

>engineering student here
Is this somehow appealing to authority? What are you even trying to imply?
Python is a the best choice for some cases, but C never is, since C++ is the better one for all those cases where you think C is fit for.

Yikes

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No but
>the code you steal from the monkeys on github was made with Python
Is an appeal to your REAL motivations for declaring Python as the clear winner in every single situation even when C or C++ as you mentioned are much superior on the right hands. Python is a jack of all trades. C can be whatever you want it to be while keeping its superiority.

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