In this ITT thread: tech buzzwords.
I'll start: blockchain.
In this ITT thread: tech buzzwords
Alexander Perry
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Gavin Harris
>not starting with the most obvious
cloud
Ayden Parker
Prosumer
Parker Taylor
I was a Student Researcher this summer and I used all sorts of different blockchain based platforms. Everyone here is right it's a meme
Aiden Walker
Code ninja
Artisan
Code barista
Austin Bell
chunkbucket
Anthony Parker
open source
Jaxson Johnson
free
foss
*nix
Brody Clark
data science
Asher Barnes
>Pythonista
Nicholas Bell
cloud
Ryder Cooper
Smart*
Nathaniel Torres
>tfw having an interview for a programmer position in a blockchain company in several hours
Caleb Morales
Deep Learning
Jacob Adams
Bentley Davis
kek I thought this was satire but it is not
amazon.com
Create applications using Industry 4.0. Discover how artificial intelligence (AI) and machine learning (ML) capabilities can be enhanced using the Internet of things (IoT) and secured using Blockchain, so your latest app can be not just smarter but also more connected and more secure than ever before. This book covers the latest easy-to-use APIs and services from Microsoft, including Azure IoT, Cognitive Services APIs, Blockchain as a Service (BaaS), and Machine Learning Studio.
Hudson Watson
IoT I can justify. How would you refer to a network where home appliances are connected?
Jaxon Hill
A network.
Caleb Butler
IoT is trash. Why the fuck would I need to control a lightbulb by unlocking my smartphone, opening an app, waiting while the app starts and connects and then selecting the bulb? Why don't stand up and press a light switch? Have people become that lazy?
There is almost no need to connect every single device in your house to your network or (even worse) “The Cloud”.
Gavin Williams
Network is too broad definition in current year...
I'm not saying it's good or not. But there are people with different opinions than you.
cloud is fucking stupid, no one can deny that.
Brandon Perry
* 2.0
* 3.0
etc.
Christian Bennett
how is butt tech related?
Alexander Miller
JS Framework
Christopher Miller
According to my IT manager: "Unified Threat Management"
Thomas Clark
Internet of Things (IoT)
Landon Cox
That's dead now thanks to the crash.
This is actually not a meme. It's still revolutionizing the IT and CS world
Samuel Perez
Diversity
Ian Jones
Maybe not a meme, but certainly a buzzword that ever company uses in it's marketing ads.
Way before that godawful word was invented, did the technology exist and was it widely used
Cooper Jackson
>solid-state
>multimedia
>personal
Jaxson Nelson
>blockchain is a dead buzzword because of the crash
its absolutely not. i still see it everywhere. i was in the airport and saw an hsbc ad for how they were "leveraging blockchain technology"
Colton Russell
buzzword
Easton Hughes
algorithm
artificial intelligence
botnet
Juan Edwards
>algorithm
That term is centuries old, you moron
Justin Evans
ok, and? are you retarded lmao
Robert Johnson
daily driver
buttery smooth
Austin Diaz
well in that case crypto is dead, but blockchain is valuable
Luke Morales
>outsourced server hosting
WOW, it's a revolution!!!!
Zachary Taylor
but the question is wether you can turn on your lights when abroad or not
you're asking the wrong questions detective
Jace Parker
Kubernetes
Jaxson Gray
PAN or LAN
Leo Murphy
LAN serves different purpose. But PAN works.
Joshua Smith
Why would I want that?
Caleb Nelson
GUID
Btw.. anyone give a coherent rundown on GUIDs and apple products? Are they nefarious?
Isaiah Smith
oh my god fuck this
I'm out
Gavin Jackson
big data
Jonathan Baker
PAN usually means a network between devices on or near your body or in your personal sphere, Bluetooth devices would be the best example for that. LAN on the other hand is an on-site network, connecting (mostly fixed) devices all around the site, so for IoT LAN would be more applicable.
Christian Young
Synergy
Nicholas Bell
i like how "cloud" is "steal" in german. nails the whole thing.
Luis Collins
"Digital Twin"
Oliver Stewart
proactive
Brody Kelly
Being used in ads is just further proof that it's but a buzzword.
Jose Cook
how did it go?
Adrian Price
never thought klaut sounds like cloud
Austin Wright
Embedded systems or SCADA, seeing as that is the actual name for those sort of things.
Nathan Torres
Big Data
[Buzzword] 2.0/3.0/...
Austin Rodriguez
Cyber-
Nano-
Dominic Bennett
>agile
Ethan James
Yeah, some of them didn't get the memo yet.
Daniel Lopez
We have a whole god damn product line called Synergy
I work at hpe
Nolan Cook
computer
Luke Ortiz
How the fuck is algorithm a buzz word?
Cameron Barnes
Scalability
Jaxson Myers
>Future proof
Nolan Taylor
becuse you're mad
why are you mad?
Brayden Adams
dynamic
Jacob Rivera
Query
Christopher Barnes
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Gabriel Myers
Single pane of glass
Bandwidth
Aaron Rogers
Filtered :^3
Parker Morgan
a botnet
Liam Gomez
>This is actually not a meme
Yeah but it's still a buzzword because they invented a word to something that already existed.
It's called the internet.
Brayden Wilson
A home network or a LAN like it has always been fucking called.
Aaron Lopez
>Network is too broad definition
A computer network if you wish.
William Robinson
>buttery smooth
STOP FUCKING STOP