>can't get laid if you don't have Facebook and Instagram
>the botnet wants me to stay a virgin
Can't get laid if you don't have Facebook and Instagram
Joseph Gomez
Evan Taylor
Not true. I know plenty people who don't use fb and do great with women. Better than me at least. Just be yourself man :')
Christopher Cox
>Just be yourself man :')
Alright, back to Jow Forums with you two.
Jason Torres
OP TINDER USES PHONE NUMBERS NOW RETARD
Not that using fb, ig, snap, or any normie apps would get you laid either.
Nolan Martinez
>implying half of Jow Forums isn't Jow Forums
Nathaniel Allen
Clearly people never got laid before Facebook and Instagram existed OP. Any other smart ideas that you have?
Joshua Morales
Stop being creepy, if I can't vet you, you're a fucking ghost.
Many HR departments do this too, you don't know who you're hiring if you gamble with someone with no online paper trail.
Juan Sullivan
>the botnet wants me to be poor, hungry and sexually frustrated.
There's no escape isn't it.
Noah Lopez
Yes you can. I never had FB or Instagram and I had or pretty fuckfull life in my late teens and early 20's (just a couple years ago) before settling down.
Jaxon Gray
if you need internet ti get laid you have some serious problems
Cooper Howard
But what if you have autism?
Robert Rogers
>want to stay off the botnet
>deleted facebook years ago (never had anything more than my photo and name anyway
>go on some tinder dates, meet current girlfriend
>she's cute as fuck
>take her to a nice bar/restaurant for one of our dates
>having a great time
>she tries to take a selfie with me
>block my face
>she looks like I stabbed in the heart
>"sorry I just don't like doing that"
>she gets quiet for the rest of the night
>a month or something later we're still together
>she asks why I never added her on facebook
>tell her I don't have one because I don't like social media
>she says she didn't believe me before
>she actually thought I tried to not be in photos with her because she's black
>she actually thought I didn't add her on facebook because I didn't want my white friends and family to see her
>mfw the botnet almost ruined the best relationship I've ever had
Austin Nelson
if you dont have an account she cant tag you dumbass
stop being a sperg
Isaac Torres
>she's black
William White
>girlfriend
Blake Mitchell
Wow all she wanted was a picture of you and her, is that too much to put aside your autistic differences
Jordan Price
>she's cute as fuck
>she's black
Charles Brown
we take photos together now but we don't post them online.
they're just for us.
Ethan Cox
There is plenty of girls who hate the botnet too and are actually pretty geeky, i.e. use GNU/Linux, don't like social media.
I met my first girlfriend while playing a MMO, she was my first fuck too. We still occasionally bang.
Jayden Price
>We still occasionally bang.
degenerate.
Ethan Nguyen
does she look like this?
William Morgan
>I met my first girlfriend while playing a MMO, she was my first fuck too. We still occasionally bang.
would you like some eternal hell along with your sinfulness?
Liam Cooper
>can't find and get a cute gf that is not an instathot or dating app slut
Justin Scott
I have neither and found a perfect blonde blue-eyed waifu. Here's what you do: Life's a constant struggle. Improve yourself outwardly experianceable. Stop wearing tshirt and shorts and shitty shoes, do talk with confindence, get a nice haircut and some sort of education and humour. Be aware that the only way to be a man is to throw yourself and things that scare you. Face rejection. Be honest and humble.
Jacob Robinson
Niggerfucker
Michael Ortiz
>more people have a problem with pure blacklove than some guy who literally has casual sex with his ex
Luis Baker
>waifu
just die normalfag
Austin Davis
A CUTE!
Alexander Wright
>normalfag
Never!
Easton Campbell
>dating niggers
You've got way bigger issues, user.
Joshua Perry
>oil driller
Robert Campbell
>people never pooed before loos
Found the pajeet