I'm going to do everything Jow Forums ask me for 5 hours

I'm going to do everything Jow Forums ask me for 5 hours
take it easy

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This is just going to end up being a 5h anal masturbation session isnt it?

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Ask every American in this thread to post smol bepis preferably with pre-cum leaking or chastity cage. If not bepis then long socks and boi butt

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kill yourself

S-show me some respect!


why the fuck

record yourself making a really loud Mario yell
also ignore idiots like and >only 5 sessions
a real man can go through up to 42 sessions in a row before the euphoria causes a heart attack

kill yourself

this is already in the list
.
.
but not today

post penis

Go for a walk, drink 3dl water and take a little nap on the couch while watching your favorite TV series.
Show your appreciation for my commands by writing something on your tummy and posting a pic of it.

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Go hug your mom

done

Eat a gummy worms sandwich dipped in cow pee. Do this, and you will be crowned as king of Jow Forums.

scream this

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record yourself singing this
youtube.com/watch?v=41ZkBFRZK2E

Post fursona

go to Jow Forums and call someone (doesn't matter who) "based and redpilled"

Streak for 5 minutes in public, post results

Attach this to the end of all of your posts
(THIS POST IS ENDORSED BY THE ASHLEY GANG)

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i love ashley

Iraq is gay


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irl

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pic related


every neighbour now thinks i'm kinda retarded.

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thanks, very based and redpilled of you

Friendly reminder that british dicks are tiny

drink some sort of chemical from below your kitchen sink, post pic of you sipping on the bottle

just let the thread die

there's nothing below my sink
what now?

search house until you find a bottle of chemicals, drink it and post pic

make a photo of your mommas ass and post it here

are you serious?

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almost died

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rub ketchup, mustard or some other condiment all over your body

tell my why the kosher men controll me.
Also write a long and retarded greentext so i can post it on reddit

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Pick the most unpopular hated commie running for president right now, and yell out a window to vote for him.

put random-looking data on usb stick and hide stick near jew embassy

But muh results, wher r they?

sorry mans not hot


idk, but he have a nice beard.
>be me
>go to /bant
>ask random people to tell me what to do
>ask itt people to tell me do stuff
>greentext
>idk what to type
>mfw
>joke.jpeg


Results? bro, i cant even go outside and buy some bread whitout people look at my face like i am some retarded ):

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yah but where the pic of you sippin’

i did it, you can just dont trust, but i would never post my face buddy

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I was hopin’ for just the lips obviously, but we good

OH DAMN YOU RIGHT
But i'm not going to do this again, real shit

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