Soup Jow Forums, I'm an unironic paid Apple shill. You might recognize our agency's threads like: >y dont u own a mac r u poor? lol >post your apple products >where my (apple product) bros at? >WHO HYPE FOR (apple product/event)? >(celebrity or notable person) uses apple products, why don't you? >lol green bubbles >"Perfection" (apple product photo) >macbooks are overpriced, ok show me a laptop that... pasta >geekbench circlejerking threads >look! this pro-apple blog says good things about x apple product! please click it! >it just werks (apple product photo) >i used to use non-apple products but then i tired apple products and never looked back!
>falseflagging, shaming, etc, we do it all >rotate threads and topics regularly to avoid being caught by mods as "flooding"
We focus primarily on tech blogs and the like with 1000's of hacked Disqus accounts that we can buy for like $50 on the dark web for a good real post history and identity. Me, I got Jow Forums plus a few other guys. It's far easier to bullshit on Jow Forums since we don't have a post history and people calling us out as fanboys. Mainly, we get shekels based on how much positive Apple discussion we generate.
>pretend to need to phone/computer, recommend apple products to ourselves >enter non-Apple thread and convince people to consider Apple products >get shekels
>make thread and it devolves into Apple getting shit on and crapped on >no shekels
Sometimes when we can't get any good shilling going on we'll just crap on the competition, THEN try to slip in a suggestion to try Apple products. >OMG i totally own this HP/Dell/MS/Samsung/LG product and it SUCKS >coworker comes in the thread and plugs appropriate Apple product >wait for Apple fanboys and haters to generate more discussion
Mostly a side job and I make $100 every month or so for no effort, but I'm quitting because they bullshitted me once on a check, plus I'm graduating so now I'm outing them.
I don't browse this board. But i was hoping to find some anons to enjoy the stream with. Looks like just another board of incels. sigh. I wish I wasn't banned from reddit.
Jace Garcia
>t. itoddler
Jonathan Rodriguez
Give a single reason why iphone X is not the best phone on the market other then
>hurrrrr im a poor fag
David Roberts
Send a screenshot of your comms or a redacted paycheck or you are 100000% lying
>implying apple needs to pay its shills we do it for free.
Landon Torres
DESIGNATED
Ian Hill
itoddlers will defend this
Nolan Watson
yikes
Cameron Jackson
>t. itodler
Wyatt Stewart
>t. mactoddler
Lucas Hall
How many times a day do you shit in the street?
Robert Myers
It hasn't been out for a year yet, and I've already gotten about a dozen calls about ghost touching. Like everything else Apple puts out, it's a barely-functional piece of shit.
Carter Harris
What do you do where people call you with their fruit problems?
Dominic Scott
Lapping autist that sums up all the problems with this place each post? I think so.
Austin Reed
this
Jayden Nguyen
Only good Mac was the MBP Retina Mid 2014. Only good iPhone was the 5s. Everything before and after belongs in a wire mesh trash can.
Liam Watson
There was never a good mac or iphone.
Jaxson Foster
check'd
Juan Murphy
Give a single reason why you don't take the poo to the loo.
Oh boy! The new iPhones have really rattled the haterz. They are running around like headless chickens squarking at the tops of their voices (without heads, yes). They are in such a panic they are almost posting on top of one another. Post after post slamming the phones, Apple and Tim Cook. You'll exhaust yourselves. You're getting all red in the face. Remember last time when you wet your pants!
Carson Murphy
Apple doesn't have shills on Jow Forums. I know this for a fact. There are a number of companies that do but Apple does not focus on individual person-to-person marketing, it instead aims for influencers as that's far more effective per $. Jow Forums isn't even on their radar as far as marketing concerns.
