How can I cure my testicle cancer?

How can I cure my testicle cancer?

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by dying

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cut off your balls

its already spread to your other organs
rip

Stop taking HRT

You don't. You use it to buy weed and bounce around on your balls like bouncy balls which is better than walking.

This is something probably best answered by an oncologist.

that will just speed it up though

And bitches LOVE it!

fuck guys this doesnt look good. what are my survival chances?

if it hasn't spread, then pretty good as long as you use to

well guess ill try tonight. Thanks for the tips guys, much appreciated

Isn't healthcare free? I wouldn't even expect an American to cut off his balls with a scissors, that's something only a cheap Jew could do

>implying Jews haven't tainted every country

shut up and give me your shekels already

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IT'S MY FUCKING SHEKELS!!

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Give it up for Israel stupid goy, you don't want to be called an anti-semite do you?

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she can't know it!!!

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if she knew it ...

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America at the bottom

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Dry fasting and water fasting. Cancer cells live off carbs only where as normal cells can use fat. Cut all carbs while fasting regularly would do more than big pharma will

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dont take the painful chemo at the end if your life that does no good. That stuff is insanely painful and actually kills you quicker if your survival chance is low.

but.....every cell runs on water

Your body will burn fat to make water. Plus you'll burn extra calories doing nothing when your body goes through this.

Dont masturbate

FUCK

Testicular cancer is very aggressive if it's a primary tumor and the only way to solve it is unironically chopping the testicle/s if you want to survive at least 30 years more.

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im scared of my doctor tho. dont wanna tell her.

that's harsh

dont worry my scissors are very sharp. better than a needle. dont like those

Some of us actually have jobs. We cant be doing this retarded meme diet and collapsing at work.

dont worry, Dr cock gargler will be gentle
>*fondles ur balls*
>owo whats this lump :D
>*xrays ur balls*
>OH SHIT ITS CANCER, NOT EBIN D:

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a-a-user.. where does the rimjob fit in all of this?

damn it I need to jack off so fucking bad but can't

I physically cant. Testi cancer man :(

just do it