What's with hispanics and iPhones Jow Forums...

Truck driver got in an accident, poor people ransacked the cargo. Soda is expensive enough in Brazil that it was an event for them.

>roads in brazil are plain like the surface of the moon
>soda truck must through it
>truck tumbles, load falls of it
>brazilian goblins see it
>fuckwerichnow.jpg
>bring whole family
>steal, drink in loco, bath with it
>brazil in a nutshell

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I drive a BASE model 1994 F-150 and even I think tacomas are small as fuck, either you're anorexic or a dwarf. Cousin of mine lent me his for a week as my f-150 finally coughed up its transmission gears after 190K miles and I had to go get a credit card to pay off the repair.

> mfw apple discontinues the iphone se two days after i bought one

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>buying apple products
you should have saved the money for librem

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Tell us about good cheap phones.

>tfw you'll never be an impoverished BR where free soda is cause for excitement

Must be a great life desu

I'm not eating that pizza after a chicken's been standing on it.

xiaomi a1 with lineageos+microg?

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euro24.ml

and this one?

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anythink that is cheaply stolen is cause for excitement in brazil. you don't need to be poor.

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That's better. That chicken "worries" me more than does the monitor.

I don't have any money to go out this weekend but now I feel all better now. Tonight I get to eat braised beef with saffron infused basmati steamed rice followed by a heaping helping of jello. Can't imagine what they have to eat every night.

and this one?

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>purchase an iPhone when they clearly can't afford them?
How can someone own an iPhone without buying it?

Still better yet. This chicken seems somehow more palatable than the previous.

Mi Max 3

That actually looks like a bomb ass meal. Also:
>chikens BTFO

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they use the government gibs and do bbq every weekend, usually 8kg+ of red meat, plus beer. not even kidding.

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i want to nakadashi kyouko

that one look a little better. only the part with beans...

Does this place just make meme material pizzas or is it a shitty marketing gimmick or something

people in brazil like low-tier memes, so it is both. this place makes meme pizzas as a marketing gimmick.

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BS, my butcher won't even give me skirt for less than $10/pound.

a good piece of meat for bbq in brazil costs not so much, but even for brazilian standards it is too much money to grill every weekend these gluttonous quantities.

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and yes, they have iphones and they buy too much food. they are slaves of lower passions. that is what makes them goblins.

A good cut of meat for BBQ in Brazil costs between 15-20 BRL. 8 kg of meat would cost nearly R$160. I think the government doesn't even give out that much in gibs unless you have like 8 children.

look with you own eyes:

youtube.com/watch?v=rEDy2vcUtvk

youtube.com/watch?v=8VCaBIlnJpo

UMA DELICIA

youtube.com/watch?v=wZFfP0-Uy9E

Assuming you are american, iPhones are a status symbol. Hispanics want to work their way up the social ladder. You can’t be taken seriously in america with a shitdroid.

Yes, but not every week. Weekly BBQ are a thing in favelas where it's funded by the drug cartels, not by gibs.

are you brazilian? because i'm and everyone is grilling around my apartment and i have to smell the roasted meat and eat ramen noodles. the japanese girls in the apartment under mine is fucking and moaning and i have to study power electronics. every weekend is the same fucking shit.

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Half-niggers are just trying to act white.

I am. Could always be worse user, at least it's not the 80's anymore.

i wish it... at least i could afford a house in the 90s. now it is almost impossible to buy even a shit apartment.

>the japanese girls in the apartment under mine is fucking
I thought nip nongs only went this far if they were trying to hide incestuous relationships or crimes. Wait a-are they related? Because if so it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to move to another country just because they're dykes.

Are you federal-chad or particular-virgin?
I'm a federal chad, and now I'm getting a master's in a federal too, hopefully I'll be able to get a job as a assistant prof. afterwards

iPhones are literally the phone of the poor, stupid and ignorant. It's what poor people finance so they don't look poor.

You are talking about Mexicans, I'm Mexican and all my family has an iPhone, I'm the only one with an Android

They're all on payments plans, so they can get them without paying upfront

>free soda

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They lack the self-control for deferring gratification and improving their finances for the future, kind of like pic related.

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