Does wearing programming socks and gloves actually make you a better programmer?

Does wearing programming socks and gloves actually make you a better programmer?

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If by "programming" you mean sucking five cocks at once, then yes.

Only if you post pics later.

yes.
brb, finding cocks

No.

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Girls wearing men's clothing is always really cute for some reason.

$5 have been deposited into your account, Reiko.

Nah, it's a placebo.

Yes.

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It helps you focus, so yes.

wrong keyboard

Now some action

I think not being a faggot, amphetamines, and cigarettes works better - but that's just me.

enjoy an early death

You bet I will.

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> tfw no furry femboy bf to drink girly tea blends with
why even live

is it gay that even though I consider myself bi that I think having a qt trap gf would be straight?

>amphetamines

unironically this

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>python.org
Assuming this image is old, its aged well.

Obviously

show dick

I've been noticing a very big trend of where ever there is animeposters there is an increased amount of crossdressers/trannies/traps and otherwise mentally ill psychotic people. No wonder this board sucks

>animeposters
>not programmers in general

It just makes you gay. And the only famous gay in tech wasn't even a programmer.

Being a faggot statistically leads to shorter life due to all the suicides.

does vaping unironically make you a better programmer?
you have to stop every few minutes to puff a fat one, and you can think about what you are doing in the meantime

>unironically
no
but yes, it does.

No, you end up wasting 95% of your time telling everyone that you vape.

no but drinking beer and never showering does.

i have scientifically tested it myself and can confirm 100% that programming socks do not directly affect your programming abilities at all
i did notice that i had to pee slightly more often while wearing them, which could cut into programming time

on a related note
>chatting up boy with cute socks & legs
>eventually start voice chat
>his voice is deeper than darth vaders
i knew he was a guy from the start but it still really killed my mood

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no, it makes you a faggot

Being gay is fun, though.

Liar.
Programming is fun though

only because you're too disgusting to get good women

I like to program wearing unisex clothes, girls clothes are too distracting.

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Based gender centrist

go back to /lgbt/ you fucking degenerate.

100% this

This desu

What is wrong with you people

most traps tend to be tech illiterates and this meme is stupid and inaccurate

t. trap who feels like the odd one out

>tfw want to be cute
>only 110lb, curvy
>have deep manly voice
I wish I was 14 again, turns out my life was a harem back in HS.

I was a fag until I could find a proper cute gf.
Sexual misery and too much porn/hentai can turn you gay, not even joking, since I'm sexually satisfied and don't watch porn anymore I find trap/cute guys sexually disgusting.

>I find trap/cute guys sexually disgusting.
you say that, but you admit in this very sentence that you think these guys are 'cute'.
you're probably bi, desu

no
you need a buttplug to feel real power

I can find cat cute without feeling sexual attraction toward them. And it's more a term used to describe certain type of men than my personal judgement.

yes you can

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your shoulders ain't subtle at all, sucks

> Sexual misery and too much porn/hentai can turn you gay
Nice meme.

I'm Gonna Find You'll Faggot Ass Doo Doo Dick Trannies And Kill All You'll

No, I bet my ass you wouldn't want to be 14 again.

Reported the OP for being off-topic. Others should do the same.
Sexual disorders and deviancies have nothing to do with tech.

kek

enjoy your ban, kek

hey unisex user r u single ;))

Yes

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Kek, but realize that's your fault, not theirs.

Yeah. Why?

can i take u for a virtual date
u look cool

I'm gonna have to pass on that. Sorry.

rejected on a mongolian basket-weaving forum

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Pederasty has nothing to do with tech. Reported.

what part of dressing like a girl makes you a pederast?

I thought it was the programmer fuel cyproterone acetate.

what that?

trap thread??

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That is a dude m8

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>trap
>just a pair of legs
Everytime.

Grooming young men who visit this board makes you a pederast.
I was very disturbed by the pederasts in this thread, and I will be contacting the owners of this board with a lawyer.

It makes your balls die so you produce zero testosterone which in turn let's the estrogen pills give you mosquito bites titties

pretty cool desu

modern medicine can do crazy things

>lgbbq trannies are ruining tech
>ogm post more leg pics uwu
Defend this

No face = No pass, you have to be an idiot to think you'd do these people after you see their failed tranny face

It's not just faces. It's hands and feet too. It's why most traps wear knee highs, gloves and masks.

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>implying they won't use that jewgle cash to get FFS at facial team and VSF at yeson by using their inner shut in hackerman autismo skills.

it's not gay as long as he is a qt 3.14

Hate to break it to the homos in this thread but shaving your legs/wearing socks doesn't make you look like a girl. Anyone, and I mean anyone can tell you're a man with a glance at your legs/feet/hands/jaw. Not a single person posted in this thread has an actually passably feminine physique.

Reported OP for being off-topic.

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>tfw no programmer gf(male)

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holy crap that is a massive dildo. how does that thing even fit in your bussy?

i don't really care if they're passable, I just care if they're qt

Yeah like I'm going to show my face to some thirsty bi fag like you.

That dildo is just for showing because ironical weeb trap tehee and Jow Forums culture with dragon dildo unboxings

You don't like being lusted after? What kind of sissy faggot are you?

Why isn't this boy my gf?

So does being male. You should change genders.

Seriously though, did you ever put like two seconds of thought on why that is before you took in the verbal diarrhea from Jow Forums?

get with the times gaylord,
programming onesies are the new hot thing

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hwat the frick dude

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Dahahaha

Would suck

why is this abortion of a thread still up

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Where are you guys getting these pictures? They're not on his tumblr are they?

>tfw cant pull off trap look because too manly and not a faggot
just kill me lads

It’s ok buddy, I heard he blew the development manager to get the job anyway. You don’t need someone like that.

>tfw attractive man and pull bitches
Being a trap would destroy the life I’ve built.

That's bullshit. I haven't blown anyone to get my programmer job.

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Fucking hell, why're there so many traps on Jow Forums?

Only if they have matching colors.

Studies show that it increases programming affinity

You have to make the sacrifice to get up there in the world user

Not for me, I'll go the MIT Hacker route, long beard and all.

I'm straight, I swear. What gender are you, so I can decide my feelings for you?