So, how can I become a hacker?

so, how can I become a hacker?

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It's trivial regardless, but you have to find out what your end goal is.

If you want to pentest companies you have to study and get a meaningless certification, and be capable of breaking their security and documenting it perfectly.

If you want to just start doing bullshit like card scraping and stealing information you'd be better off just using pre-engineered tools in a simulated environment and seeing what's effective.

sudo bash

Is there, like, a "you really should read this shit before anything else" tutorial out there?

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A bible

It ain't an easy task, kiddo

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Look up evil APs.

>find target AP
>dos
>clone ap
>SSLstrip + hostapd + dnsmasq + favoritepacketsniffer

Solve this puzzle
reddit.com/r/riddles/comments/9fzb6v/hello_rriddles_i_made_a_little_online_puzzle_can/

Is this literally one of those "here's a morse code which translates to binary code which translates to base64 code which gives a website address with a QR code that you can scan and it says: congrats! you win the internetz!" type of """puzzles"""

ahhaahhaaha

Well according to the answers half of it is

I hope this guy sanitized his user inputs :)

He did.

wow

wow 2.0

play through watchdogs is expert mode

You teach bitches how to swim

Watch dogs is actually a pretty good game.
People only hated it because they downgraded the graphics.
Haven't played the second one though.

OMG are you a hacker?

Step 1: Don't use a Mac like mr user in the pic

basado y rojoempastillado

Get a disguise and infiltrate some company.
That's hacking now days.

I solved it. Am I a hacker now?

is mac the most redpilled computer

bump

Fuck Watch Dogs and video games.

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Learn assembly language.

Mein nigger
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By studying of course, lazy negro. Follow a course, read a book, then get your CEH certifications.
In what fantasy world were you living?

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No ins and outs

Probably the one where you hack someone's password by knowing the name of their pet.

By knowing vulnerabilities, keeping up with said invulnerabilities, and socially engineering people.

This is a good starting point.
catb.org/esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html

A little to old for fairytales, aren't we?

I pray for your soul.

...

Here you go
hackertyper.com

>CEH

Please don't get this cert. Go for OSCP instead. CEH only works for HR who don't know anything about the role they're hiring for, it's considered a joke.

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youtube.com/watch?v=2TofunAI6fU

Hacker culture is poison, don't bother. No one truly loves you there.

#1 dont suck cock
There is no number 2 because this is a logical impossibility for OP

False. Nutrients and protein in cum increases brain power, physical health and you can use it on your skin to make soft and clean.

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>Are you willing to learn Metasploit, Aircrack, Hashcat, Ettercap, and all the other tools a pentester needs to know?

>using premade software to "hack"

The second one has a looser feel to it. They didn't properly implement some sort of punishment for causing trouble, so its GTA mixed with watch dogs 1.

Still pretty fun though.

faggiest shit i've ever read

watch dogs 2 was a complete 180 from the first game in terms of tone, you went from gritty vigilantism in chicago to wacky fun in san francisco

just b urself

do CTFs, a lot of them
microcorruption.com/login

OSCP is also an HR cert though, a security can't ask someone with OSCP a question about implementing a system and expect a functional answer

CTFs are not for beginners

i cringed

It was set in Hong Kong you fucking retard

That's why you take Net+ with Sec+ if you are a brainlet