H-hello Jow Forums, how are you d-doing today?

C-can I help you in any way d-darling?

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I just like cooking threads

H-how did you like my last one? It's t-the first dessert I made...

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I didn't see it. The last one I saw was the shrimp one. You usually post them around when I'm leaving for work, so it's not surprising. Link?

come on, stop

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Oh, it w-was a bit of a special thread. Here, I'll s-show you the OP so you can track it down.

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Stop w-what darling?

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Hmm, I might have seen that thread after all and just ignored it on account of the tacky meme outfit
Cupcakes are alright I guess. Probably one of the worst deserts though. I guess you've gotta start somewhere.
I was gonna post a thread for some scones I made, but I didn't like how they turned out. The outside was a bit too crisp because they were in for a little too long

*shrugs* I thought t-they looked quite cute like l-little pink mushrooms

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I ate the last one this morning, and I didn't take any pictures of them. Sorry. I'll probably make some more some time next month.
I did a bread though
archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/6691570/#6692146
archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/6740213/#6740261

OH NO YOU AGAIN

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Gotcha

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This is not the real alice. Don't fall for user's bait.

*claps* T-this is fantastic work

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*blinks* Alright. Contact me then:

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Discord: Alice#8225
Twitter, Twitch, Youtube, PSN, XBOX LIve, NintendoNetwork, KIK: celtyplays
Nintendo Friend Code: SW-6672-3676-9399
and of course, my chat: anekiho.me/chat2

And I'll prove it's me.

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Alice are you gay

Um. W-who are you again?

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Waf~! W-where did you come from?!
I d-don't even have any Railgun pictures today....

I'm bi.

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Got any tips to help somebody wake up at a time that isn't past 12AM? (‘A`)

Larping

*12PM

I'm n-not, sorry. This is an imageboard.

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I can tell by how you managed to decide it was fantastic, and reply in a single minute. Thanks.
Yeah, give me your tripcode and I'll give you a real wake up call.

SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARDED INCEL

I've always got my eyes on you hehe!

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Are you from Serbia or Romania?

this

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>can't even take a simple compliment

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Yes I do!

1. Stick to a sleep schedule. Get into bed and turn off the lights and tv and shit at a specific time every night, 9 hours before you wish to wake up. Do not turn on entertainment, maybe play a little music or white noise (white noise especially is very useful at inducing sleep). If you CANNOT get to sleep, get up and do some aerobic exercise for around 20 minutes then try again. This will help wear your excess energy out

2. Avoid exercise, smoking, caffiene, and anything that is a stimulant for at least 4-6 hours before bed.

3. Do not nap at other times; you are supposed to sleep at night, so do not rest previous to that. In fact, do things like exercise to get you pumped if you tire out throughout the day

4. AVOID BLUE LIGHT BEFORE BED. Blue light destroys melatonin. Get flux box or similar to turn your laptop or desktop screen down and reduce the blue before bed.

5. Promote sleep by making your bed and sleeping area nicer. Make it darker, keep it dark, don't do anything in bed besides sleep and sex, and make it cooler (you sleep a few degrees below your normal temperature).

6. Melatonin and anti-histamines can promote sleep but should not be used as a crutch. Take them for a week or so to get yourself into this schedule if you cannot find another way to do it, then taper off them as your natural body rhythm starts to work its magic.

7. If all else fails, a sleep study and CBT can assist in making your sleep more easy and more productive.

Do you have a diagnosis of insomnia?

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N-no problem

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Yes this is.

You, goddanm it. Are you from Serbia or Romania?

Thank you f-for confirming

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I did take the compliment though.

Are you still mad about that whole thing?
Here, have some tea~

>Do you have a diagnosis of insomnia?
I don't believe I do. Would that be something I would have to go to a doctor for?

Other than that, the advice was really helpful! Thank you very much!
I'll take it all into consideration (・∀・)

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I'm f-from America. I've l-literally never been to those countries and my ancestry is asian.

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Huh... So the rumors weren't true... Good to know.

Mad about what?
Why does everyone always think I'm mad? You do know that I'm not actually Arrel, right?

>I'm not actually Arrel
I don't even know who that is.

Onee-sama...

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You s-should see a doctor if it lasts l-longer than a month. That's when you w-will need a sleep study and t-to most likely get into some therapy.

F-feel free to email me if you s-still need further help: [email protected]

A very good and dear friend of mine had insomnia and I helped her through it, so I know a lot of tips.

*blinks* You c-can tell just by looking at me dear...W-which part of me is Romanian?

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hello

>Who are you talking to?
Obviously not you, so shut your mouth and give me more (you)s

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the real rageleaf
By the way, nice sample you fuckin idiot
The original is way under the 2MB limit
And answer the first question.

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S-sorry, was looking to see if I h-had any backup Railgun pictures

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Well, no part of you is Romanian now that I look better. But you do resemble a Slav in some way, because of the blonde hair and pale skin.

W-who are you again?

Hey b-buddy, nice white ID!

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I can fetch them for you if you wish.

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Shit, I uninstalled the program.

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You r-realize the hair is a wig, right?

Ah, it's alright

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Eh...?

Why white id is nice?

>Mad about what?
You said you didn't like that me existing meant people would know you're not the only leaf pulling the strings.

>Why does everyone always think I'm mad?
Because you act aggressive all the time, especially towards me.

you are

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M-my hair is black. Not blonde. I w-wear a wig.

I t-think it looks good on you

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*patpat*

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Oh, ok...
I would prefer a green one.
Green is nice.

...

E-Eh...?

>Rageleaf
nice to see you again

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W-what part are you not getting....?

V-very minty. I'm sure you'll g-get it next time dear

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Oh
I wasn't really mad about that
You should still give me your tripcode though. It will be funny.
>Because you act aggressive all the time, especially towards me.
That's untrue, at least in the sense that it's gross exaggeration. I'm no more aggressive than I find to be appropriate, or failing that, funny.
\o smart spanish poster

I don't think I need help.
Just talking about random stuff is nice.

No... No, it's not that... I'm just... My whole life I thought... Ah, nevermind.

EHHH??

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>no more aggressive than I find to be appropriate
And if other p-people find it more than is appropriate, they w-will say you act aggressive all the t-time...

Almost like perspective is different between different people, dear.

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>You should still give me your tripcode though.
NO! (・`ω´・ ●)

Ah? D-do tell.

G-glad to be of assistance, I just w-was a bit worried about your name

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Kuroko has been a good boy

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Have I been aggressive for the entirety of this thread, from your perspective?
Yes. At least give me the sachiko one

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I thought that wasn't a wig. My whole life was a lie.

W-why post that....

I'm n-not blonde, sorry t-to say. How many blonde asians have you met?

Off b-by one, you (9)

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no wig

To be honest, none except if the hair is dyed.

Lole, it's ok.
basically, end my suffering = end my boredom

I've d-definitely seen some aggression from you, yes.

Notably h-here, I s-still don't get the incel comment.

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Not happening. Even if I wanted to, I lost that trip when I switched to a new PC.

Ah I g-got you

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It's a meme, you dip.
Well, that's okay. I'll take the Kong one, then.

What's your opinion on pregnant girls?

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*gestures* W-well there you go.

S-still, that's from a very long time ago...w-why did you just have it on hand?

Is j-just spouting random things now w-what we call memes? I g-get it's a reference, but it d-doesn't really seem to apply here...idk. Maybe I'm just too old.

D-disregard that, I suck cocks.

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Onee-sama is always working hard she has no time for flavour of the month memes!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I replied to the wrong post!!

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What kind of retarded incel would go around telling random people about their period?

You're not taking anything from me, mister.
No matter how many times you Momoka punch me.

*blinks* G-good for them?

Y-yeah, that's me. Timeless memes. Like Kamina glasses.

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*blinks slowly* I'm n-not sure what incel has t-to do with lacking in shame.

You r-realize it's possible to break an unsecured tripcode right...?

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Well, then go fuck yourself, Alice.
You are cancer. Leave this board and Jow Forums for that matter.

No. And you can't make me

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