*updates your 5 year old smartphone*

They once again made everything bigger, making the 4" devices much harder to use than they used to be.

Obviously they're doing this because giant-phone normies think everything's too small. But in that case why did they buy a giant phone?!?

My 8+ feels faster. And all the glitches I've encounted on iOS11 are gone. Like Twitter lag, the keyboard not popping up, and spotlight is actually instant now. There seems to be a home button delay though. About a half a second. Or maybe it was always like that and I'm just paying more attention now.

Decrease your font size.

yikes

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Soup Jow Forums, I'm an unironic paid Apple shill.
You might recognize our agency's threads like:
>y dont u own a mac r u poor? lol
>post your apple products
>where my (apple product) bros at?
>WHO HYPE FOR (apple product/event)?
>why does (celebrity or notable people) use (apple product) i'm confused, pls shill for me!
>lol green bubbles
>"Perfection" (apple product photo)
>macbooks are overpriced, ok show me a laptop that... pasta
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>i used to use non-apple products but then i tired apple products and never looked back!
>rotate threads and topics regularly to avoid being caught by mods as "flooding"

We focus primarily on tech blogs and the like with hacked Disqus accounts that we can buy for like 1000/$50 on the dark web to get a real post history and identity. Me, I got Jow Forums with a few other guys.

>pretend to need to (X), recommend Apple products to ourselves
>enter non-Apple thread and convince people to consider Apple
>get shekels

>make thread but it devolves into Apple getting shit on
>no shekels

When we can't get any good shilling going, we'll just crap on the competition, THEN try to slip in a suggestion to try Apple products.
>OMG i own this HP/MS/Samsung/LG product and it SUCKS
>coshill comes in the thread, plugs (Apple product)
>lololol loonix has no gaymes, windows master race!
>lololol wangblows sux, linux master race!
>step in after 100 posts and make up story about how great (Apple product) is

Mostly a side job and I make $100 every month or so for no effort, but I'm quitting because they bullshitted me once on a check, plus I'm graduating so now I'm outing them.
is my old coworker

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Most Android phones are still getting only 1-2 years of Android updates, even Google's own Pixel phones are guaranteed only 3 years:
support.google.com/pixelphone/answer/4457705?hl=en

*drops support of flagship phone as a matter of policy*

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What are you talking about they barely changed anything this time

Depends on your phone, my one plus 3t from 2016 still gets updates.

>Oneplus 3T
>Released in November 2016
>Last update will be Android Pie released in August 2018
Amazing, almost two years of support.

1 year is pitiful, 2 years is almost understandable, but it's not like a 5 year-old droid is unusable even with the old OS, right? Anyhow my 2nd hand 5s is still going fine, battery life has probably dropped a little though.

jesus christ this stupid talking point again. Phones with old batteries were slightly throttled to extend life for the consumer, apple has already fixed this by cheap replacements and allowing users to choose in the new version of iOS. you guys really have to try harder than this.

guy with a jewish Mac caricature is helping GOOGLE with stupid posts like this. the irony

Street shitter harder iPoojeet.

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>lags to the point of unusability while 5 year old androids still function like new with up to date security updates

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ex- iPhone user: it gets worse especially for iPhones older than 2 years. The iPhone 6 with iOS 11 is basically unusable with iOS 12. This isn't even taking into account the harsher throttling iPhones with old batteries get. iPhones were a mistake. The new iCuck X gets the bottom of the barrel displays so webm related happens so you're fucked whether you get a brand new shitter or the old ones.

youtu.be/VYQgn8J6zbU 6 vs 9

cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/applesuit.pdf

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*discontinues last good smartphone*

>the clock on top now shows the date as well
not gonna lie, that's pretty nifty

I own a 5S. I have just updated and believe it or not it actually does work faster. My battery is shit hardware-wise so I can't make any definite statements in this respect but is it faster? Yes, it is.

How much did they pay you to write this?

t. actual iPhones 5s owner

>an oled display that's been on the same screen almost 24/7 has bad burn-in
Wow stop the fucking presses

iTODDLERS BTFO

*updates your 5 year old phone*

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phonearena.com/news/Display-burn-in-tests_id101247

>South Korean site Cetizen has performed a test with three OLED-equipped phones — the Samsung Galaxy S7, Samsung Galaxy Note 8, and iPhone X. The goal of the test is to determine how bad the burn-in can be after 500 hours of non-stop screen-on time with the same picture on each device.

>So, what were the results? After keeping the same picture on all three phones for a total of 510 hours, the researcher pulled up an all-gray image on the devices and examined the damage. As you can see in the photo, all three phones show varying degrees of burn-in — this is now permanent. But the amount of burn-in varies between the three devices.

>The Note 8 seems to have been damaged the most — the burn-in is so clearly readable that you'd think it's an actual picture. The Galaxy S7 performed surprisingly well, considering it's 2016 technology. And, looking at the iPhone X, we see the least traces of burn-in, but they are obviously still there.

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What's different is these oled displays are so dirt cheap they get the burn in faster than higher end amoled displays used in samsung notes 8/9. You're paying $1,000+ and getting a dollar store oled display? Can't justify that desu.

YMMV obviously but in general iPhone displays are one of the most low quality displays you can get on high end flagships.

I actually hate iOS and have to use an old 5S lying around the house because my Android phone got broken but I have to give credit where it's due. I don't like iOS but the new version is faster than the previous one. That is all.

Thank you, pajeet.

You might shit on them, but at least they do the work where manufacturers slack off.

HAHA, JOKE IS ON YOU. I WILL GET THE LIQUID RETINAtm PHONE!!!

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>androidfags complain that apple users are isheep by accepting nonsense like the notch and removal of the headphone jack
>androidfags go along quietly as every android oem add a notch and removes their headphone jack
What did the androidcucks mean by this?

>bugs: you tell me :)
No thanks, Rajesh.

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*updates your 6 year old smartphone*

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Except we don't. We're fucking livid.

So livid that you're gonna stop buying Android phones?
Unless if you go to Samsung, which according to most Android users is a joke (and odds are even they will remove the jack eventually).
Even chinkshit like OnePlus which was praised by the androidfags is dropping the headphone jack.

NPC spotted.

/thread

>5 year old androids still function like new with up to date security updates
What world are you living in?
Most Android phones (with the exception of Google phones) barely get any software updates.
And their hardware is so subpar that they won't last 5 years without problems (I'm looking at you LG)

>gets caught lying
>keeps repeating lie
Street shit harder iPoojeet.
sammobile.com/firmwares/galaxy-s5/SM-G900F/

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>claiming that Samsung releases frequent software updates
>claiming that Apple is the #1 phone in India when Android is
WHEW

Sundar Pichai?

/thread

is the only good iphone apart from the SE thats still supported

Firmware updates aren't what were talking about. We're talking about Android updates.
Old iPhones will get ios12.
Only the very recent Samsung phones will get Android Pie.

>Version 6.0.1
>Android Marshmallow
Only three years out of date

>an itoddler subhuman thinks lagOS crippleware is at all comparable to S5 security updates

You shit out this lie every thread Pajeet. How many rupees do you get pretending android security updates are tied to OS version like it is on your lagPhone?

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>>an itoddler subhuman thinks lagOS crippleware is at all comparable to S5 security updates
You're right. iOS 12 is a major software update and the S5 firmware update is some very minor shit.
What is the S5 stuck on? Android 5 or 6 if I had to guess. That's fucking sad.

/thread

>You shit out this lie every thread Pajeet.
Android is the #1 phone in India.
Indians can't afford toilets, so they can't afford iPhones. But they can afford that Xiami/Huwaei/OnePlus blah blah shit that is made in their own back yard because all the shit from their streets is used to fuel the factories.

/thread

I've had a gs5 since 2015 with no burn in. You have to leave it on retardedly long for that to happen. The only ones I've seen burn-in happen on are on display at best buy where the home screen is on all day every day.

The GS5 doesn't have an OLED screen either.

DELET THIS DO THE NEEDFUL SIR

holy fuck stop the NSFW shit

Check again:
gsmarena.com/samsung_galaxy_s5-6033.php

>this thread
Mods pls 404

Now downgrade it to iOS 11 and teat again
(disable the throttling to compare)

iPhones cost 2-3x what an equivalent Android phone costs.

And get 1.5x the length of support. I'd rather buy a new phone every 2 years for $500 than one every 6 years for $1500.

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>test again
Fixed

You do you. I went from a 6s, to a 7+, to an S8+ and hated it, went back to the 7+, now have a X, and am waiting for my XS max to ship. Some people just like having the latest thing.

>Andreet has scat porn
Why do you need it, just go outside you smelly Indian?

>Jow Forums always says that Applefags are the most annoying and sheep fanbase out there
>the whole thread is just androidfags spamming the thread with copypasta and scat pics, just like they do in almost every single Apple thread
?

>street shitting iPoojeet spams identical advertisement thread for 5000th times
>omg y r ppl picking on me reeeee!!!111
Fuck off shitter.

>foreign language dictionaries and digital thesaurus
>multiple music libraries for “memories”
>linotype AG, monotype and paratype fonts
>spell check libraries
>licensed Bluetooth stack
No wonder they’re so expensive

>manchildren this mad because of a brand that only has 15% of market share and still shrinking
Don't you have other "Linux getting cucked by D I V E R S I T Y" threads to keep crying?

>iPhones cost 2-3x what an equivalent Android phone costs.
the only iPhone that costs $1,500 is the 512gb XS Max. An equivalent Android to that phone would be the 512gb Note 9 that costs $1,250. For $500 you're looking at something like an Oneplus 6 that has 64gb, but it's not really equivalent to an actual flagship phone, Android or iPhone. No waterproofing, no wireless charging, average cameras etc. A proper equivalent would be something like a Pixel 2 or Galaxy S9 which start around $600-700 vs. the XR starting at $749 or XS at $899.

>and get 1.5x the length of support.
iPhone 5 got 5 years, 5S will get 6. Android phones get 2 to 3 years. So 2x is closer to the truth. So you're basically getting updates twice as long for a few hundred dollars more.

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lagOS gets 1 year of updates and then 4 years of crippleware kill switches
so it's actually $1500 every year

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>cock sucking mods refuse to do their job
>based scatman doing their job for them cleansing Jow Forums of blatant non-stop years of advertising
Truly the hero we deserve.

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*updates it anyway*

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Oh yeah?
zdnet.com/article/old-iphone-running-slowly-ios-12-will-speed-it-up-tests-show/

*poos in your phone*
Bugs? You tell me.

Official CM/Lineage != some random XDA ROM.
I used CM exclusively on my old phone for 3 1/2 years and it was rock solid.

No bugs or workarounds?

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?!

>angroids so upset they post their favourite pastime in India
This SHIT writes itself

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>people itt defending google's data mining mobile os
haha

>people
pajeets aren't people

My iPhone 6S plus just hit the three year anniversary. I've changed the battery once for like $30. The phone cost me about $700, not counting two free months of service.

All in all I think it was well worth the price. The phone has held up great. The Android phones I had prior to this had much lower build quality, even the flagship Nexus phone at the time.

Not noticing any difference except the Books app looks weird.

You aren't nearly cool enough to hang out with these counterculture geniuses.

I regret going from 6s Plus to S8+. The glass on the S8 is fragile as fuck and the curved glass + 18:9 aspect ratio actually makes the 6.2 inch screen seem smaller than the 5.5 inch.

Apple is the most jewey company out there and the 6s Plus is only an OK phone but it's a lot better than Samshit.

Probably try a used Nexus once the lease is up.

That's 100% due to the brightness of the display.

/thread

>microjeet androcuck still being a cringey apple obsessed poorfag trying to rebrand old memes

Get off my board you smelly hindu. Piss off with your pajeet shit OSes.

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OOF

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first result in searching for "indian man"

/thread

And my iPad from 2013 but I doubt I'd be getting iOS 13 on it too.
gsmarena.com/apple_ipad_air-5797.php