Lmao you poorfags wish you had one of these

lmao you poorfags wish you had one of these

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I am a white man (male). I can easily afford glorious phones like pic related.
In fact I have ordered all three variants with the best specs.

>produce product photo to deliberately hide the notch
Apple has always been known for their splendid ways of "hiding" unwanted parts of their devices but this takes it to a whole new level.

i do find it hilarious that they tried to make it look like it is not notched, wonder how many bought it thinking that.

>consumerism
>says anything about your worth as a human being

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>lmao you poorfags wish you had one of these

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>Apple has always been known for their splendid ways of "hiding" unwanted parts of their devices
>always

Like how?

Headphone cable with wireless earbuds.

i do? thanks buddy i had no idea

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You are not a white man you are just a regular old disgusting yankee.

I do, I would sell it and buy myself something nice

What would that change in my life?

I'm depressed. Still did more in my life than ¾ths of Jow Forums or Jow Forums in general. Help me, apple shill.

nothing wrong with this
>b-but I want to use it while charging
there's nowhere else to put the port
just do it overnight

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I make enough money to literally buy every user logged on Jow Forums looking at this thread right now one of these overpriced pieces of shit and I will never buy one, I'll rock my GS6 until it croaks. fuck off consumerism

Daily reminder. If you can still use these with your devices, you are poor.

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You can't buy me, cucklet.

Damn I wish I had an unusable piece of glass and metal. Maybe I should buy Swarovski crystals instead?
>there's nowhere else to put the port
There is, and literally everyone else puts it there. Hint: take a look at wired mice.

as a mac fag i think the magic mouse sucks. i use mx master 2. the magic touch pad is nice though

True, I can't buy public property.

Cope.

I don't have a thing that isn't out. Oh, wow.. You got me dood.

Literally avoiding the notch

My life would be very improved if you mailed an iPhone XS Max 256 gb to 1863 Kincaid St, Eugene OR 97403 Michael Healy I'm trying to be a student in math but it's impossible to live up to your potential when you don't have any friends. A new iPhone is the ultimate social proof. Since I haven't talked to my old friends after punching me in the face for staying up late and annoying them into hating me. I tried the Galaxy S7 and making myself really unattractive. Now an iPhone XS Max would recover my status. I'm doomed to be really poor with a Galaxy S7 if I don't graduate which my children will resent. Appearance is more important than I used to think and so is money.

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lmao you applefags wish you had one of these

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honestly i don't because im not an autist walking around listening to music 247.

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Not really, too big for my manlet hands and I really don't like the notch

lmao you street shitting iPoojeets wish you had one of these

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No, I have no use for this kind of bullshits. I don't have a smartphone, and everything is fine in my life. Grow out of consumerism.

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I've considered an iPhone, but the charging is too slow compared to Dash Charge.

Also Retroarch builds for it kinda suck, stand alone android emulators stomp it there.

Only real perk is the cameras but they aren't that much better than the competition.

Nothing really needs the strong chipsets in iPhones also.

I used to have one, but they are chink garbage
never buy an iPhone

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Can you explain to me what they can do that my old Android can't?

Just set this wallpaper on Android and save the money.

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> Top 10 Awesome Android Tricks

Poor people getting btfo

I'm in college and I'll still be getting the max.

My parents are paying for it monthly and it's just gonna be my Christmas present this year.

I'll be sure to get my parents back once I get my masters and make over $100k a year.

Poor fags cry more please.

This new iPhone is the best tech device EVER made, and you can't get it.

>it's the street shitting iPoojeet trying to earn rupees again

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>please shill the iPhone for me pls!
>tell me how great ifones are!
Fuck off iPoojeet. Go back to your shitting street.

>that low res
disgusting

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Holy fuck i am 23 and this true

>how to hide your receeding hairline 101

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I thought pajeets always shilled for Android. Because it's all they can afford. All of like 4 people in India have iPhones. So the "iPajeet" doesn't really make any sense.

it just BREAKS