Does Jow Forums have a tech related tattoo?

I have a tatoo of my dick on my dick

if !gain doesn't equal false, how can you assume !risk equals false. faggot

>returning a value is the same as assignment
Keep embarrassing yourself.

!gain

is doing nothing

tats are for fags

>yo, I heard you like dicks

Do you have a tattoo installed as a plugin, I can't seem to get that working.

~pain => ~gain

back to your shithole

>it is is my life

So, what's the risk exactly? Using an uninitialized variable?

the fuck?
fuck off retard

yikes

>opening block on the same line as the if statement

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based

cringe

yikes

>Not using space efficiently without losing readability
I hope you get into situation like pic.

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Xzibit, is that you?

gain=risk;

this guy truth tables

cringe

>without losing readability
It is easier to find the opening brace when it's on a new line for some. It helps to locate the beginning and end of nested blocks as well.

came here to post this
also tattoos larger than 1"^2 or on a very visible place are disgusting and gay

sometimes

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No, I don't have mental illnesses.

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fpbp.

Flawed logic.
Arbitrage opportunities have zero risk and produce gain.
(Risk->gain) tells us nothing about ~(Risk)

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underrated

>risk not declared

>saving the banner

>having a tattoo
No because I'm not 16 nor a redneck retard

fpbp

>Jon Bovi
I mean, I guess that's is the joke.

gain=!!risk;

Not equivalent.
Nowhere does OP's shitty tatoo set gain to anything other than 0.

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>zero risk
no such thing. there's a risk it's called opportunity cost
in times of market volatility arbitrage is profitable, but you may waste an entire afternoon to earn what amounts to less than a few bucks an hour

>tattoo has to compile
spotted the autists

>>>/reddit/
tattoos are for faggots

back to your shithole >>>/redditl/

it's actually really typical in style guides to not have 1 line conditional statements unless it's a ternary operator. i find it easier to read if blocked out like the pic.

I'm too scared to make a code tattoo. There's always something to optimize and then you have a deprecated tattoo.

What the fuck am I reading holy kek

they're the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen every time. why do you feel the need to get a tattoo? it's not rebellious, it's actually conformist since it's a fashion trend. i can't think of one positive thing about it, besides maybe it's easier to fuck tattoo chicks, but i don't find them attractive either

should be
gain *= risk
to avoid useless branch misprediction

based non-degenerate

That webm...

based and redpilled

No one thinks that anymore desu at least people that matter. It's the opposite in 2018
If I see someone who DOESN'T have a tattoo, then it's almost a guarantee that they're a loser

I came to say this

STOP

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Tattoos are the make of a slave

risk.c:3:1: error: expected identifier or ‘(’ before ‘if’
if(!risk){
^~

OOOH, I SEE. I should simply add a left-paren before "if"!

risk.c:3:2: error: expected identifier or ‘(’ before ‘if’
(if(!risk){
^~

hmmm, this must be some next level coding skills...

hmm, that didn't work. maybe I can throw in some BASIC FUCKING INPUT/OUTPUT?

#include
if(!risk){
gain=0;
}

it has to work now
risk.c:3:1: error: expected identifier or ‘(’ before ‘if’
if(!risk){
^~

2deep

hmmm, maybe the genius who wrote this simply didn't want to include main()?
and also not add the { before the rest? that should probably do the trick.
risk.c:6:5: error: ‘risk’ undeclared (first use in this function)
if(!risk)
^~~~
risk.c:6:5: note: each undeclared identifier is reported only once for each function it appears in
risk.c:7:2: error: ‘gain’ undeclared (first use in this function)
gain=0;
^~~~

I mean, the code is tip-top except for this

No, because I don't want to look like a $o'ybo,y.

compiled by declaring some variables and adding some ";". no output though. in conclusion: brilliant work. near flawless code.

What language does this work in?

Imagine getting a tattoo with just the word "if" on it. As if that articulates 99% of my programming.

haha

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FPBP 4ever

So᠋y᠋

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>that fart at the end

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it would have looked better without the braces that you dont even need

based straight edge

you piece of shit

gain = !!risk;

Strong typers BTGO

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branching is cheaper than use hi and lo registers in floating point operations

Life is degenerate

based, redpilled and my nigga

*cringe*

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I have a yoyo on my arm.
I'm known as that one guy who has a yoyo on his arm.
If I wasn't, and if it wasn't, I wouldn't be.
Simple as that.

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I don't even know what this does

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how shit is your compiler?

The first disables chmod

Weak typing subhumans need go kill themselves.

good job that anyone that understands something, knows neither of those things would be a good idea to execute, though might be fun to try in a vm.

DRRRRRRRRRRRR

compilers are fucking spooky, stop trying to optimize your own code
godbolt.org/z/jX69IG

This. Tattoos are just permanent graphic tees

Cringe.
This (fpbp). If the tattoo is traditional gang related or for things like the Yakuza, then it's not so bad. But 99% of the tattoos today aren't on military men, they're on liberal hipster retards.

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I actually do have a tech related tattoo.

I have a stylised Atari logo, but not anywhere you could see it in business attire.

>literally smol pinus

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"Things I don't like are degenerate"
Sweetie end it.

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haha lol, nice good one yeah