I have 500 bucks, I want to buy a laptop and a gun

I have 500 bucks, I want to buy a laptop and a gun
What are my options

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God i wish that were me

Used thinkpad.

buy a water gun and used thinkpad

Americans only please

buy gun steal laptop

A Thinkpad and a Mosin Nagant.
Now you have 300 USD left to invest.
Jow Forums, Jow Forums and Jow Forums will be proud of you.

why is kuro so shit

i also wanted to buy a thinkpad, which model would you recommend? my budget is 200€

Refurbished Thinkpad that’s a model at least older than 2 years old, order online. ($200)
I was about to shill my favourite semi-auto mp5 that I recall picking up for $300, but I wanted to give you a link. I went searching through various browsers just to find that I couldn’t even find the gun itself for sale on the internet, let alone the good deal. If you can find that, Godspeed and have fun.

no u

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>posting shit
y tho

because the whole series is shit

Newegg refurbished thinkpad/elitebook and a highpoint 995/savage axis 308/mosin/ruger 10/22/m&p shield/mossberg 500 depending on what you want

Buy a gun and then shoot yourself in the head

buy a gat, don't buy a laptop until your next paycheck

i want to nakadashi kuro

X60 and slightly used 1911
Should cost around $400-500
t. Jow Forumsfag

Wew, thats hot

White people only pleaae

lenovo ideapad 330
daisy red ryder bb gun

>American
>white

S&W SD9VE
Thinkpad (used)

Serious replies only please

Sub 200$ nuggets are an extinct species comrade

I bought a thinkpad... Now im thinking why i even bought it, shit sucks

if you want privacy x200 or t400 if you want more speed x220 or t420

Me on the top!

illlyyaaa

Correct

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illyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I want to pump Kuro's every hole with semen.

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You're off topic

sry

@ OP
Used thinkpad + SSD and a SKS

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Kuro or Illya?

Thinkpad and Hipoint c9

naruto

thinkpad + AR from PSA

Link?

sks
x60

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Get a Turkish CZ copy or a police trade-in Glock 22, with an off-the-shelf Walmart laptop that has decent ram. Probably be under five hundred, and both will be more reliable than prettier junk.
Right now Sweaty Ben at Classic has police Glocks for cheap; you can also check gun dot deals (this is a url). 40 short and weak has near universally been rejected by police departments so you can get a forty cal for at times nearly half the price of a nine.

Us that a screen cap or something? I can't find that picture.

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That's because you're dumb. I found it in seconds with a reverse image search.

>brat poster
>dumb
heh

Where? Nothing at iqdb, saucenao nor tineye.

I'll take either desu.
But Illya would be best for cuddles.

Get gun.
Get boolits.
Kindly ask people to donate their thinkpads and macbooks to you.

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Buy a gun so you can help fight off the tranny army. They'll take everything you like eventually.

Used macbook and one of these.

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Fucking based

Buy a gun and kill yourself, so you can save money.

>gun
>laptop

Just buy the gun and steal a laptop with said gun.

nigger you do know you cant rob online stores like that right