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Android still has no native way to track sexual activity
Android users confirmed as permavirgins and BTFO

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>apelfags need to keep track of how many times they get fucked in the ass
lmoa

>Sexual Activity
Knowing iCucks it probably tracks the risk of getting aids based on the darkness of the cock they're about to suck.

what is spotting?
also how do women even measure their mucus quality?

>what is spotting?
Wikipedia: Vaginal bleeding (Redirected from Vaginal spotting) is any bleeding through the vagina, including bleeding from the vaginal wall itself usually caused by BBC

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fucking disgusting

fucking normalfagphone

>cervical mucus quality

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This is all vagina stuff

that notch tho

>Apple tracks their soifag worshippers
>Apple knows which dildo they use every day
>Apple knows when the bull comes to fuck their wives

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Because OP thinks he's a girl

>applefags
>wives

i'm a gurl and this is the creepiest thing i've ever seen, jesus christ no why did they have to put that shit in a phone?

REKT lmao

For your convenience.

>Telling the kikes how many times you getting cucked by tyrone

Top shizzle

that's not convenient at all, that's just too invasive, if i wanted to i'd download a health tracking app specifically for that, but something about it already being on the phone makes it feel perverted

> girlfriend leaves her Apple Watch on during sex so she can cheat her exercise stats
> look at the heart-rate graph
> quiet up until 11 PM where it spikes and stays constant for 4 minutes
May not last long, but I get the job done and she's satisfied, too.

So Trainspotting is...?

>caused by BBC

>her watch records unusual heart rate spikes while you're at work
>tell you she was at gym

>Cervical Mucus Quality

I'm going to bed

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Apple needs this data to improve their products.

Which documentary is this from?

>Tracking sexual activity
Wouldn't that indicate that they have LESS sex? You could just say you do that every night rather than keeping a log if you do it often?

Women are gross. Don't feel too bad if you're virgins.

It's like a monitor of airplane piloting
When you don't use one, you're more likely never piloted an airplane than that you pilot everyday

That's how it works, HealthKit integrates with various apps used for tracking. iOS doesn't really track too much by default and even then not unless you enable it.

I'm not a fornicator.

Don't moan to us.

based, redpilled and checked

cringe and bluepilled

Apple don't want incels to use their products

Dilation reminder?

maybe you are just a whore

kek, just showed my gf, I got her an applewatch recently, curious how it works. Will post screenshot tonight if the thread is still up.

kek

That makes no sense, bud.