"Alexa, I have to go to the bathroom. Please open the wage cage."

finally a poem with actual metre

Why the fuck do people still work there instead of fast food?

Why would you want to work user

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JFC, how come amazon workers don't go crazy and destroy their workplace?

Jesus fucking christ, even Walmart isn't as bad as that.

Idk why people put up with this but I'm glad they do because amazon shopping is so easy and convenient.

Everything you do is also tracked by your "rate" which is how fast your working. If you dont meet amazons set rate you get written up three write ups and your fired. Its about as close to cooperate slavery as you can get.

and that's why we use robots at work

Inb4 gets fired for accessing Jow Forums on personal device

I find this shit funny because everywhere I've ever worked I use profanity around customers and slack off a lot and nobody says shit

I'm actually supposedly one of the "best employees" somehow lmao

>neet eats tendies, sauce and fries
untill his mom dies
:^)

because they need a job, and McDonalds is full up with other illegal immigrants and high school kids.

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Wage in the cage
You're a diaper-pissing slave
There's only one sure way
You're getting out today

What's it like being an actual slave?

True poetry, the NEET orders dildos on amazon and the wagecuck must deliver them pronto

I imagine it sucks.

don't be an asshole i need those light bulbs *today*

*orders something on amazon*

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>never bought shit on amazon (3rd world country) but feel for some poor soul who has to work till they drop to deliver some dragon dildos
>start thinking about the chain of events in every transaction
>realize that inevitably everything was produced by someone who is suffering, like the wagie in the cagie, or some field worker bent over all day

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'Employed' we call it employed now.

What on earth? This isn't even legal in my country lmao

> forced to wear diapers on job
The dream right here

I mean if the dream to you is being surrounded on all sides by less-than-macho beer belly brown dudes wearing diapers, then live your dreams for the both of us

i assume by time he means your productivity metric and not compensation because that would obviously be illegal

They are literally creating jobs

this isn't that unusual for a warhouse job, it's full of unskilled/felons/temps who you can't give an inch, little to no AC, security everywhere, etc not very nice

Kinda exaggerated but close to truth. I work here because I job hunted for over a year with no other results. I'm on welfare of all kinds to keep the roof over my family's head.

Lel, last warehouse I worked at had felons as security. Always made me laugh how naive I was to think that security would be there to check on the felons and not the other way.

Slaves don't get paid

> Jow Forums has literally never worked a job where a cage is useful since it protects you from the dumbass nigger operating the cherrypicker controls from crushing your head against the ceiling

btw I've seen at least three different people piss at their workstation because the boss didn't give them a place to pee and expected them to walk across the street to the mcdonalds to do it. This is common in construction and is why portable toilets exist because trapping an employee into a space won't stop them from shitting all over the $3000 windows you just installed.

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>3rd world
Poojeet? Is it yuo...?

>bumfuck yurop, no money no jobs
>join after-construction cleanup crew as a part time job
>6.5 bucks an hour
>moving big ass piles of rubble up and down an office building
>"fuck you drinking for? You done with the job then?"
>"Oi did I say you could rest?"
>"This building here is new so dont go pissing on any of the toilets or Ill get you in trouble you hear"
>"Constructors said someone scratched a door in [floor we didnt work on] so the price will be discounted from your wages"
>Union just "yeah so?" the complaints
Motherfucker expected us to go down 14 floors without using the lift just to take a piss. Drinking was actually, unironically banned inside the building and a couple of romanians got kicked out because they werent smart enough to bring opaque bottles the second day.

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>btw I've seen at least three different people piss at their workstation because the boss didn't give them a place to pee
And you think this is ok? Something is definitely wrong with the work culture if this is a thing.

my country has no unemployment or disability benefits, how do i become a NEET here

There is a reason you are still a lowly t1 manual labor associate, you are a fucking idiot and dont even understand how the basic system works. You can only use unpaid time off in hour increments, that has nothing to do with time off task. You can use your paid time off by the minute. Time off task for direct associates is based on last action on an amazon computer system. So if you stop using your computer it comes up that you are not working. It is also not that accurate, IN FAVOR of the employee. If it shows you have 10 mins off task in reality it was probably 13-15 mins of you not working.

That place is a hell hole.
I posted this here once but at the new plant in San Marcos Tx an employee had their bladder fail from holding it and they were dead for several hours in to the shift before it was reported.

I guess they thought he was sleeping and just clocked him out.

They had billboards saying $15 an hour starting but people barely make $9.

Amazon India is Amazon's second largest global subsidiary, he's not from india

oof

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why aren't you fucks supporting bernie against bezos shills and their ">muh jeeerb creation" spam

>supporting bernie
Not when he is rolling with literal fucking socialists now.

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All jokes aside, if there were a robot arm attached to my machine, I'd rather it have a safety cage than not. These things are powerful beyond your nastiest imagination. One would shear your arm off without even showing down it's motion. Could crush your skull or ribcage without effort, too. Shit lifts several tons, exerting hundreds of pounds of force is nothing to it.

This thread is really depressing. I welcome it, because it is also eye opening.

>>"Constructors said someone scratched a door in [floor we didnt work on] so the price will be discounted from your wages"

lol, I know a contractor who tried pulling that before the job finished so all the workers left while the illegal ones stole all his tools and the rims from his company truck. Guess what, he never got anyone back and the customer didn't pay him either. Smarter contractors will only do this after the job is done and force employees/ICs to lawyer up for wage theft.

If joe blow wants his building built on time but isn't going to provide a portable toilet or increased comp he's going to get guys pissing in the stairwell, shitting in the trashcans and dumping their last six months of garbage in the front lobby. This is inevitable when companies don't hire Union or hire Union and don't hold up their end.

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DELETE THIS GOYIM ! CAPITALISM IS THE BEST!

THAT S it i m not fucking buying anything from amazon

I was in that thread.

Yes, yes it is indeed. Workers at least have some career choice even if total brainlets. Slaves in communist gulags, no choice. Be late, get shot.

Why not replace the seat with a toilet? Problem solved.

GET IN THE CAGE, WAGE(IE)

Let's see those Prime® subscriptions, NOW.

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Is working at Amazon really that bad?

CS people are too nice, EEfags know day one they're going to be treated like shit so they provide the appropriate level of service in regards to their compensation. Gonna be locked into a wagecage for twelve hours with no toilet for sub min wage? There's gonna be at least one pissbottle inside the forklift and that bottle is gonna get dumped down the nearest stairwell or elevator. Need a wall painted in six hours before other guys show up to finish it, but just hire whoever you can find outside a welfare office no questions asked? You're going to get homeless people pissing themselves on the job then stealing the paint to sell it while the room is painted in broken liquor bottles (also all the wires missing).

It happens all the time and is why companies don't get too shitty because they'd get it served right back into their face. CS people don't have balls though.

>ha ha
>fox news told me only amazon does this
>but let's ignore the hundreds of other business that do worse and i defend because muh free market
This isn't really about wageslavery. It's about the CEO of amazon and his choice of politica. I wish Jow Forums morons would actually care about the economics of wageslavery and its effects on the working class. Too bad they lack any moral integrity and only cater to flavor of the month politically coright tribalism.

Not really, they're not any worse than any other warehousing job it's just that tech workers who write these articles are limpwristed faggots who can't concieve of a job where they actually have to stand up for more than an hour. At the very least, Amazon is a clear cut above Walmart because Amazon will give their workers enough hours so they can get legally-required pension and healthcare benefits. Walmart doesn't do that, even though their stores are a total mess as a result.

what's the alternative to wage slavery? unemployment.

I'm looking at some Amazon Wish Fulfillment place near me that pays $14 an hour

realize that all human life is human suffering, even if indirectly. there is no way to escape it, and that is our burden.

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No. Depending on your site and department as a basic worker it can be absolute hell (or the easiest job you ever had). But everyone else its more like a normal job. That's because as a basic worker you are just a human machine. Corporate roles are less laid back than comparable left coast shit.

You just naturally good at your job and so your boss gives you a free pass on being a douche otherwise.

So then take it? It's just moving boxes. You get paid more as your ability to move boxes (through crane and forklift licenses) increases.

Yes and No if your the lowest tier worker its absolute hell but as you move up it gets more chill.

>Tfw im EE studying automation and will create the next robotic systems to torment the wagies

Feels good

Other companies didn't unironically patent a wageslave machine

Amazon also gives first dibs to better jobs to the current associates and will also pay for an associates degree (and I think some other basic certs like a CDL) so if you are stuck at a dead end thats on you, not Amazon.

Not to that extent. Government regulation and the occasional deconstruction of a company that violates societal rules can help.

At least until the government is allowed to be bought by companies.

ups/fedex/usps do the same thing

So what is considered low tier? Like starting out or something?

UNIONS

>economics of wageslavery and its effects on the working class
Such as higher purchasing power and living standards than in any socialist country? How horrifying. Not a single socialist country in history managed to produce higher quality of living to its population than capitalist ones.

lowest tier is being any sort of amazon delivery driver because they classify those people as ICs

if you're in a warehouse you're probably an official employee (even if only part time) and are good to go, the application itself will have all the specific details you need

Our days are numbered, remember that.

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You should just team up with your fellow comrades and start your own fucking business where everyone has one share = equal vote = equal profit distribution. Boom problem solved, but you useless communists never ever will. You never have in past, you never will in future. All you shits want is to put your incompetent greedy fingers where they don't belong. You deserve to be shot.

>poetry
There are kindergartners that intuitively understand how fundamentally bad this "poem" is.

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Pretty much any job you can get at amazon without having to submit a resume with a degree is considered tier 1 (Lowest tier)

basically if you are not being hired directly by Amazon. The lowest tier of worker you are hired through a contracted agency they use for bulk hiring. Everything above that is nice.

You've never left the system if you've never quit using it's welfare program. You're the one benefiting from the system the most.

> hurr just get two buddies and compete with a billion dollar business bro
you're fucking retarded
even if you make a fantastic start up, it will either get bought out or aggressively attacked by the industry giants

>capitalism and its flaws
>is not actually flawed because i don't understand and hate all other boogieman systems
Cut back on the Brain Farce suplements. It may actually help you inform yourseld before blaoting """"opinions""""

You still will wage slave in the end. All that it accomplishes is inflates price tags in your industry. The reason America haven't succumbed to inflation and got richer is because they exported low paying jobs to China. Strength of ones is in weakness of others.

unions can't do shit if the alternative is straight up unemployment, gotta be able to eat to be able to strike

>communist

yeah but at least union workers get comfy pensions instead of wagecucking for nothing

>mfw third worlder and I have Amazon employees ship me packages every two weeks

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>estimated delivery: two months ago
Amazon has impressive shipping as always

Sweet, the boxes from Sora Cake Girl made it into real life.

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Bernie "GAS THE WHITES, RACE WAR NOW" Sanders

Try working in tech support or as a sysadmin, user. There is a whole series of tales written for us about all the things we *could* do to lusers, but we can't.

are you kidding me?
if anything tech workers striking would be even more powerful than dumb line workers who could easily be replaced with scabs.