Dildos are technology

Daily /dil/ thread. Share your favorite brands, shapes, colors, sizes. Best online stores etc.

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i fucking hate this board

Real cocks are better.

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why?
btw. pic relatedmy fav.

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What's the most realistic dildo texture?

>tfw I want to buy a sex toy for me and my gf
>tfw have no idea what to buy and from where
>tfw don't know where to ask for suggestions
>tfw not even Jow Forums is willing to help

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This especially the feminine ones on girls

WTF I LOVE COCKS NOW

Can anybody please recommend me a good glass buttplug? Looking for something bulbous with a 2.5in diameter. All the glass plugs I can find are too pointy, almost cone shaped.

This but unironically.

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kys fag weeb faggot

use an upside-down pint glass

>is this Cupertino?

This thread is dildos

>he wouldn't suck on a girl's massive clit
Kys yourself, faggot.

crystal pleasure 2000

>tfw you'll never manage cocks ;_;

>come home from work
>maid is cleaning the kitchen

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no, you kill yoursels

ITT: gay incels

the real master race

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Hot af, source?

wierd looking cunny

Lern to enjoy life cuck

OP is a faggot.

>apple_factory_2018.webm

>Hot af, source?
kys. faggot.
or atleast go to your containmentboard

this
girls with male reproductive organs are just upgraded, better at being girls girls

>shoes
ew they look ridiculous

STOP CONFUSING MY DICK Jow Forums

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>unable to put dick in vag
>better
????
What did he mean by that?