Lisp

>Lisp
>C
>Assembly
>COBOL
>BASIC
Yeap, now THOSE were some good programming languages!

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>COBOL
your overplaying

>Rust
>Go
>Java
>JavaScript
>HTML
>CSS
Yep, now THOSE are some good programming languages!

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>Assembly and BASIC were good
u wot m9

>CSS
>HTML
>Python
>JavaScript
>Swift
>Rust
>Golang
>Kotlin

Those are the COOL KID languages

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COBOL IS A MAGNIFICENT LANGUAGE!
EVERYONE MUST USE COBOL!

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now those were some shitty forced memes

Lisp had good syntax.

You forgot Fortran

Perl and (for anyone in their 40s or older) FORTRAN are the only acceptable programming languages.

>were
Are. COBOL developers are scarce now thanks to the COBOL=bad meme. Thanks for securing my well paying job, kiddo

Perl, C and Intel assembly are the only languages i really care about right now

show proof you are programming cobol

The joke is that OP is listing completely deprecated languages. Since Fortran still has niche uses it doesn't belong.

The reason COBOL programmers don't talk about what they are doing is because they are usually doing confidential shit on mainframes
You can find some contributions in the GNU cobol project

But it literally is bad

>assembly
>deprecated

Kill yourself, you are everything thats wrong in my line of work and new workers we get.

>he lives in the 80s

If you think C is deprecated then you are legitimately brainwashed and retarded. Sorry, but it's true.

For me, it's DATABUS. Unironically

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Nobody programs directly in assembly, but knowing it is useful to know what the compiler will do with your high level code.
The compiler will do a job much better than you at interpreting your code in assembly, but if you give it a shit code, it will be a shit output.

>Lisp
>C
>Assembly

I'm a zoomer and I agree those are based languages

but rust is based

all the others are onions

>Nobody programs directly in assembly
false

Well, there's microcontroller guys and hobbists (my case), but it's not a very large crowd.

and people writing kernels, compilers and doing reverse engineering.

i agree its not a large crowd but it's not nobody. I really hate the people who say that asm should just be forgotten. its a really useful and fun language in certain circumstances.

>were
I still use C and Assembly everyday.

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It's like wanting to forget how to cook because there's prepackaged meals and restaurants.

>well
*sips tea*
>young fella
*drops oxazepam*
>well
*coughs 5 minutes*
>autocode is a exquisite language

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C is different though in that it actually had and still had use.

Good analogy.

>Legit languages that have their place and see good for what they are
Assembly
C
C++
Java
C#
Python
Scala
R

>Language that should by exterminated
The rest, especially JavaScript

HTML is not a programming language. Client generated sites are cancer

>and see good
*and are

Assembly is great, fite me

MOVE "BUT THATS FUCKING WRONG YOU RETARD" TO OP-REPLY.

>java
>zoomer
Try again

What has Jow Forums become?

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Assembly and classic Basic are similar.

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You're like my father.

F

"gcc -S for assembly output. This and handmade optimization/learning how functions work"

This is correct?

Also, why HLA exists?? (fukin new edition of that book...)

>COBOL
>tfw believed that I could make lots of money going to trade school learning COBOL
>tfw almost didn't made it
>tfw never got a programming job
>tfw couldn't find a decent IDE without paying trough my nose
>tfw hasn't coded in COBOL for years
>tfw unemployed since April
>tfw warmest summer in Sweden for 260 years and no AC
>tfw I feel miserable, being awake at night
>tfw I see the old COBOL and SQL-books I've tucked away in a cupboard
>tfw tear them into halves along the back and put them in a plastic bag
>tfw throw them in the paper recycling bin
Death to false hopes! Before I did it, I was a failure because I couldn't get a job with a 25-30K SEK wage. After the purge, I'm still a failure, but not that much of a failure.

>GNU cobol
Does it come with a simple installer-exe? No.
Can it run on Windows? No.
Then fuck that shit!

>not using comfy [insert distro packager]

But you have drivers, so its a draw, meh.

>C and Assembly in the list

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>Java
>C#
pajet pls

You know, there's a real world our there. Have fun writing Web services in C.

How the fuck CSS and HTML related here user?

I think you meant FORTRAN.

Fortran has no place in this comedy of irons.

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Also you usually ended up writing assembly and calling it from BASIC code, to get significantly better performance and more room.

I hadn't learned Assembly yet when I was learning GW-Basic.

>javascript
>go
werks᠌ ᠌f᠌or᠌ ᠌me᠌
>᠌h᠌tm᠌l᠌,᠌c᠌s᠌s᠌
n᠌o᠌t᠌ ᠌p᠌r᠌o᠌g᠌ra᠌m᠌m᠌i᠌ng᠌ ᠌l᠌an᠌g᠌u᠌a᠌ge᠌s᠌ ᠌ ᠌

Leave C-chan and assembly alone, they didn't do anything to hurt you

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>and people writing kernels, compilers and doing reverse engineering.
As someone who's writing a kernel, not really. Yeah, you do because you're forced to, but you use the absolute minimal amount of ASM possible. Whenever you can get away with C, you use C. Even the bootloader does the absolute minimum in ASM before it jumps to C code. Look at GRUB or any other bootloader too, they all do that.

>Duckduckgo search "distro packager"
>2nd hit: DistroWatch
>"Put the fun back into computing"
>see this
Isn't there any end to the indignities caused by a basic understanding of theology and geometry?

I found a C-64. And this summer I've bought some BASIC-manuals. I think I'll stick to this for a while. Far comfier.

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>-chan

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Comfy

Should have become a civilingenjör

>COBOL
tell me what it's like to have perfect job security with zero competition

Nintendo 3DS can run SmileBasic (with line numbers)

>Jefferson Airplane plays in the background
>*rolls joint*
let me tell you about some real languages
>*lights joint- takes deep pull and holds for 10 seconds*
CA Clipper and Delphi
>*exhales slowly*
those were the best languages
>*passes the joint*

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>C is completely depreciated
>Fortran still has niche uses

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>t. hobbyist C """"programmer"""" who has never touched fortran in his life

>>Fortran still has niche uses

Stick to your web scripting, zoomer.

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Based JS living in boomer simps’ heads for free

unironically java, rust, and go are good

BASED THUMBNAILPOSTER