>Linus bows to Ada
>in contact with jews
>rumoured to possess magic witch abilities
>controls open source projects with an iron fist
>own repos and clouds all over the world
>direct descendant of Ada Lovelace
>will create the next top web programming language (AdaScript)
>in the process of overtaking all repositories on earth
>first self-programming AI will be AdaAI
>ancient Jewish scriptures tell of purple haired angel that will descend upon earth and bring era of enlightenment and diversity
>owns software houses around the world
>you likely have code of conduct inside your repo now
>thousands of developers under her total rule because of mind controlling purple hair paint
>every bigot tweet is tracked in AdaDB
>in regular communiaction with Patricia Torvalds
>discovered how to mindbreak people into accepting every pull request
>learned php under a week
>Google allows her access to secret searching algorithms
>timeless being committing to all repos in the universe
>will guide developers into new age of diversity, post-meritocracy and success
Linus bows to Ada
cringe
Bogpilled
Yeah OP is a bigot
Yeah but is his code functional?
Damn, how can we stop her?
Functionality is not important, it better be politically correct and created by people from diverse backgrounds
>learned php under a week
fix this. this sounds like "read hungry hungry caterpillar in less than a day"
>he destroyed 5 open source projects but he was still hungry!
that pic is only a few Kabalistic magic color bytes away from TRANSforming into an ultra-rare Ghey Matrix PEPE! Corey will subvert, and take away pepe's meme magic and use it against us.
WE MUST SECURE A FUTURE FOR OURSELVES AND OUR CHILDREN'S LINUX KERNEL
FORK THE KERNEL NOW!!!!!!
>will create the next top web programming language (AdaScript)
Ok, you got me.
Might i suggest some fixes
>rumoured to possess satanic witch abilities
>ancient Jewish scriptures tell of purple haired demon that will ascend upon earth and bring era of darkness and diversity
>learned php in 10 years
Look at this fucking racist. Asking questions, thinking code needs to be "functional". Youre literally hitler, go kill yourself
>The Holy See bows to Terry
>in contact with God
>wrote a fucken compiler
>controls the temple with a perfectly just fist
>owns a car to kill CIA niggers
>direct descendant of Solomon
>will rise again to smite heathens
>owns 99% of Heaven after winning a game of poker against God
>first to enter paradise will in all likelihood be Terry
>said to have an immeasurably high intelligence not matched by any other living being
>The Bible tells of one basketball player who will heed the call of God and bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress the the mere mortals
>he owns parking lots around the world
>you likely have TempleOSCD.ISO on your disk right now
>in regular contact with Jesus
>created HolyC in 7 days
>churches entrust their gold reserves with him
>said to be old enough to have inhaled the fumes of the burning bush
>will bring humankind salvation
Wheres the pic of the tweet that saved the world?
hey guys my name is Cory!
my name is cory too!
Quality content, thanks for making this OP
Seconded - have a bump OP
Unironically
Based (((tranny)))
I hate this guy so fucking much!!!1
There's no such thing as a based trannie
Cut off CoC!
Can anyone give me a quick rundown on those guys?
Good news, trannys have the highest suicide rate. There's a good chance we'll all be needing popcorn sooner when he necks himself
Real talk though, the shit storm she/he's managed to create is ridiculously impressive considering they're not threats but actually real world action being put into place.. A part of me hopes it gets more wild so I can enjoy the spectacle.
there's one of these at my work, albeit much more convincing, the based cuban that works beside me screams transformer when she walks through the room, I can't help but laugh every time
Fuckable footpussy!
>functional
This is offensive to disabled people.
yup, that';s why jewish tranny is based. (((she))) single handedly destroyed open source like a true jew.
I don't understand the fuss. It's open source so why not just fork it and remove the CoC?
they already removed the coc. look at the result.
>Google allows her access to secret searching algorithms
this isnt even feasible.
pull your code tho
jesus christ how horrifying
Are your parents proud of you using Linux Jow Forums?
Based.
Searching for the contents of this post in one of the archives (like archive.rebeccablacktech.com) yields some interesting results.
read their wikipedia page, that's all you need to know about them. also a forced meme.
>direct descendant of Ada Lovelace
wrong. his real name is Cory Dale
secret third bogdanoff brother confirmed
>those people dying has noting to do with me! I only sold them dirty meth!
How does one tranny take over entire open source scene while fags like Stallman, the face of free software manage to do nothing all these years
SJWs can run anything down with a social media shitstorm