Standard ticket - 459 EUR

LGBT has historical momentum but excludes several groups (Intersex, Asexual, whatever Queer is, Pansexual, Demisexual, etc.) but people can't decide which of those groups and in what order should be included, because with an "inclusive" world view there's no clear place to stop adding letters. Personally I like the fairly permanent solution of LGBTQ+.

Being a cis while straight male puts me in a small minority worldwide.

>Personally I like the fairly permanent solution of LGBTQ+.
or just calling them mentally ill

based and redpilled

Ok, how do I get those free tickets then?
I haven't had sex in 10 years, I should qualify as asexual at this point.

One of those (intersex) is a physical state of being not anything mental whatsoever and only one (transgender) is really recognized as a mental illness.

>*.lt
They're just ripping you off. Smart people.

>Buys the diversity ticket
>Doesn't belong to me
>Some mexican turd gets my ticket, i paid for
wat

>LGBTQIA
Lesbians, gays, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?. ???

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans, Queer, Intersex, Asexual

>open that website
>takes seconds to load
>laptop fan starts spinning wildly
>it's mostly just text
I fucking hate the modern web.

barbeques
tanks
quasars
inanimate obejcts
atlantis
+ more as we make stuff up from our seriously ill minds

Incels need get as sexual orientation

Don't forget helicopters man

>Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans, Queer, Intersex, Asexual
Better keep staying away from all this bullshit.
>barbeques
>tanks
>quasars
>inanimate obejcts
>atlantis
>+ more as we make stuff up from our seriously ill minds
This sounds decent.
What's an 'Incel'?

I forget what the + is, maybe they wake up as different genders each day, but I know when there's a 2 it's for native american two-spirit, which was a dude who the other braves used as a lady while out on hunting trips away from women. It was an honored position, not at all like how Bubba in jail does it.

seriously ill minds sounds like a rap album/group

Incel is just another word for wizard

>transgender) is really recognized as a mental illness.
Oh my sweet innocent child

lol no, all of these retards are mentally ill, every single one

>Oh my sweet innocent child
It's listed in the DSM-V and the "treatment" (gender transition) is overseen and administered by psychiatrists, at least around here. I don't know what else you'd call it.

Hard no.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex

it's a wix website coded personally by queen kloss

The worst public health care system in the world begs to differ:
nhs.uk/conditions/Gender-dysphoria/
>It's not a mental illness.
And also, DSM-5 5th Ed. renames GID to GD.
Here's more: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_dysphoria#Classification_as_a_disorder
I actually think this is horribly counterproductive. The suicide rates for these people are staggering, surely trying to normalise their issues is just going to mean they have less access to help.

It probably uses 10 different Javascript frameworks that call each other until some elementary operation is performed.

If you don't enable 3rd party JS on a wix website, it doesn't load ANYTHING. You literally can't get anything when you disable JS.

Fair enough then, although I don't approve of their classification.

I'm demisexual, what do I get?

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It's total bullshit. It's politically motivated and has no regard for actually helping these people.
What does that even mean?

>different price based on skin color
This is literally racism. Fucking mentally ill people...

The D?

>b-but muh based eastern y*rop

Notice how the leads are all women.
E Europe guys are alright, but ((they)) always get inside by woman opening the door.

Think that's the "only attracted to people I am emotionally connected to" one. Really if it's beyond straight, homo, or bi I don't really get the point.

just wear a dress?

and remember the chant of the circus freak by heart

>Think that's the "only attracted to people I am emotionally connected to" one. Really if it's beyond straight, homo, or bi I don't really get the point.
Isn't that just called an opinion? And anyway, it sounds like bullshit someone who lacked a libido would say. Either they find people attractive or they don't, sure, once you get to know someone their personality traits might make them seem more attractive than they were initially but that's just normal.
If I only want to have sex with people I have gotten to know well and want to get into a long term relationship with and eventually marry and I'm not into casual sex is that also a kind of sexuality?
Am I traditionsexual? Oldfashionsexual? Can I just make up a new sexuality?

Isn't this straight up racial discrimination? For people that advocate equality, they sure are hating on whities.

>>b-but muh based eastern y*rop
We are based.
This conference will only be attended by westcuck whites, and the money spent on minorities will go back to our hands after we beat up a bunch of those faggots, brownies, and westcuck feminists.
Don't forget that we are the Africa of Europe, we don't give a shit about you faggy westcuck ideologies and politics, we only care about survival and personal interest.

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>Can I just make up a new sexuality?

Sure. It's Murrikah's national sport right now and there's no shortage of letters you can add to LGBQTBBQ+.

I've had to check that one multiple times when someone has mentioned it in dating sites, just to see what brand of mentally I'll they're as I'd never stick my dick in one. Every single time I come up to that definition I get a "oh you're just a pretentious bi" thought in my head.

>If I only want to have sex with people I have gotten to know well and want to get into a long term relationship with and eventually marry and I'm not into casual sex is that also a kind of sexuality?
Tfw this is me

If they did that flat out, it would be illegal. What they are instead doing is giving you a flimsy promise they will invite someone from an "underrepresented group" to the conference.

It's basically the same as just flat out donating money to the conference organizers without getting anything back but that warm fuzzy feeling you've just been conned.

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It's organized in Vilnius, Lithuania, one of the whitest countries on the planet.
So obviously it cannot remain white, it needs "diversity".

And if you think it's a Jow Forums view point, you are 100% right.

Lesbian
Gay
Bi
Trans
Questionable
Israeli
Ambiguous

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How come it's never pretty much 100% black countries like Congos, Nigers and other Gabons or 100% brown AND muslim places in Middle East and North Africa that urgently need some serious diversity injection? Comrades, we have a lot of work to do there too!

If it was sensible it would be LGBA. The Q is redundant and the TI describe clinical disorders that hopefully we can find cures for eventually.

I dont get these people. I'm literally an HIV faggot and I just go about my business. Only one person at my company knows I'm gay and it's only because he kept saying I was seeing a she and eventually I had to correct him cause it was getting annoying. Do these people have nothing else to offer other than their faggotry?

How's it like to have literal aids?

As a hypothetical. I'm now a straight white cis man. If I were to identify as a woman I'd suddenly turn into a white trans lesbian. Could I register myself with the organizers as one in hopes for a ticket and then show up in programming socks and a skirt? And if they blame me for not being on HRT I could start a shit storm on twitter how they're not accommodating trannies.

>the treatment (gender transition)
Would you also advocate treating Body Integrity Identity Disorder by cutting off a limb? Or treating Anorexia by losing weight? Indulging the crazy is not treatment.

Doesn't matter.
Lithuanians, much like the rest of Eastern Europeans and half of Central Europe, are all educated and extremely self-conscious of their own histories, which is different from these Westcuck SJWs who are used to an environment of historical illiteracy back in their regions.
These histories are fighting Nazism with nationalism, because the fight against Nazism was ultimately a fight to preserve what Nazism would destroy - people, culture, tradition, language, identity.
These histories are also fighting Communism with nationalism, for the same reasons Nazism was fought.
Most importantly the Lithuanian people have a deep anguish about their collective almost being eradicated in the past 2 centuries and being reduced to such a small population.
Even more importantly the Lithuanian people have no obligation towards any minority on this planet since they belong to the part of Europe which was not involved in colonization and imperialism, therefore the usual tactics SJWs are used to engaging in when it comes to guilting and moral high-standing are rendered inoperable.
Trying to fuck with their collective considering their history? Not gonna happen.

This whole SJW shit is some attempt by some clueless dumbshit Westcuck who doesn't know shit about anything, which is why it is in all-English.

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Not only that, but when you talk about the minority of whites in South Africa and their issues, people reply that it's "their" (blacks) country, never mind the fact that the Bantus in power actually came from Central Africa and arrived after white people.
By that logic, Russians could reclaim the suburbs of Paris in which blacks live, because it's their country too.

Just say that you are Bisexual

Probably you are a little bi anyway as 100% heterosexual is rare, even if you are 95.7% heterosexual you can claim that you are non binary

If they want you to prove it by performing sex with someone, just claim that they are sexually harassing you, and of course you are within a monogamous relationship (that's compatible with being bisexual)

So everyone can claim LGTBQ etc

You can do anything if you put your mind to it stacy.

>LGBTQIA
Every time i read this, they add yet another letter.

>This whole SJW shit is some attempt by some clueless dumbshit Westcuck who doesn't know shit about anything, which is why it is in all-English.
the nation-wrecking spawn of satan knows exactly what they are doing

You could even go all in and claim you are the opposite sex, regardless of how you look/act, because the left's motto is now that it's how you feel, not your external appearance.

>let's make an inclusive environment for minorities
>let's treat them as if they had a disease
>let's flag them as if they aren't normal
Why they do this to their community again ?

Or as a white person you could say you are a trans-white, i.e. you were initially black but transitioned.
No one would question your bullshit.

Israeli apparently do not count as white people and never had any privileges (outside of being Chosen People) so I can believe it.

I have HIV, not AIDS. It's not all it's hyped up to be; you take one or two pills a day and your reach a point where the virus isn't detectable anymore and you never have any symptoms. By that point you could even have unprotected sex again.

not personal army
but pls, raid the crap out of it

Thanks user

The fact it's in "quotes" implies he doesn't think it's a real treatment.
Stop being so autistic user.

Also, I used this same argument a few weeks ago, good to see it's spreading.

>go to "speakers" page
>nigger listed first
my sides

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>treating your AIDS
>not joining Nurgle-like death cult and pozzing up normies
No wonder you missed the hype

>LGBTQIAU
we can keep this up until you're completely gone, goy
stop resisting

I had a scare where I went for a HIV test earlier this year and even after researching every last detail about it, including the medication, I was still shitting myself for two weeks after the test (the NHS doesn't tell you the results unless they're positive).
You can't drink alcohol with the medication, and there are side effects. It sounded life changing even if there's good treatment for it.

Yes you can drink alcohool. Maybe not with some medication options, but there are many. I drink alcohool at least weekly. And again, because there are many treatment options you can try a few and find one that doesn't cause you side effect or that obly causes mild ones.

>Yes you can drink alcohool. Maybe not with some medication options, but there are many. I drink alcohool at least weekly. And again, because there are many treatment options you can try a few and find one that doesn't cause you side effect or that obly causes mild ones.
I think in the UK this wouldn't be an option without having to spend a month pestering my GP. As far as I could tell, all the options UK prescribes seem to have reduced effectiveness with alcohol.
If I did spend a month pestering my GP then people would start asking questions and I would have to tell them I had HIV, lie (and I hate lying), or tell them it was none of their business (it would certainly cause some problems). The reason why people would notice is because you can't get GP visits out of hours, so I would constantly be taking time off of work to go to a doctor.
Anyway, I don't plan on getting HIV so it should be no problem.
But I wonder, how on earth did you catch it? When I did the maths the numbers were almost insignificant.

Ye, good thing gays and other LGBullshit is considered mentally ill, and there are institutes meant to cure it.

Fuck, I guess Jow Forums was right all along. WTF

It was a one off thing, had unprotected sex with a tourist and didn't know about PEP. As far as I understood he had it for a while (and didn't know) so he was probably swiming in the stuff.

I would be fine if it was targeted towards people with few resources. But Jenny for Cali who just graduated from gender studies is more deserving than Jamal who can't afford going through a PhD

>(the NHS doesn't tell you the results unless they're positive).
How nice of them

My sides ! It's the cuckest thing I'll ever read

Stop false flaging and misrepresenting the LGBTQIAUH community

Gets longer every damn year.

>misrepresenting the LGBTQIAUHÊ
what did he/she/xir/tyr/tyllerö/vittu/;) mean by this?

can we shoot porn together (I'll hold a camera)

Šiaip, tarp mūsų šnekant, Vilnius yra šūdas

I'm diabetic, that counts as a disability here I'm the States.
Time to get my fat, white Boomer-ass some free shit!!

When people claim that socialised healthcare is universally amazing I always like to point to the NHS as an example of just how bad things get. Now obviously private healthcare isn't the be-all end-all solution to all problems either, but socialised healthcare can certainly be absolutely shit.
(That being said, the NHS could also be a lot worse.)

> .it
retard

Yep, you'd expect something like that from Italy (which is still not as retarded yet as Anglosphere) rather than Lithuania. Look again.

lronic

>LGBTQIA
Likes gay butt to quickly insert appendages?

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>Is a "Woman"
>Says she is a "Hero" instead of Heroine.

1/10 tranny would not SJW for.
Should be excised from all communities she belongs to.

i now realized you cant tell its gender unless you explicitly see a penis/vagina. seriously i have no idea what that tranny really is

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>Probably you are a little bi anyway as 100% heterosexual is rare
100% heterosexual is default, normal, and not at all rare.